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I had a dream once where I was visited by someone who i think was an angel. it was imposible to say if it was a man or a woman. if it was a man then he was very beautiful. if it was a woman then she was very strong. i felt love flowing from this angel which is how i knew it was from god. there was no fear or hate.

i was having trouble with my faith at the time. bad things had happened and i wondered if god had left me. this angel said GOD had never abandond me. we spoke for a while. i asked about the age of the earth. this angel told me that science was wrong. but not that it meant to be wrong. science is not evil just wrong. the angel told me that GOD created like it says in the BIBLE and that the earth is 6,000 years old.

That is how I KNOW that I am right when I believe that the Earth is young.

maleparent, Christian Forums 39 Comments [7/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jeremy PC
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McCulloch

Maleparent, thank you for sharing that with us. You have convinced me. Why have I been looking so long at reason and evidence and facts when I could just chuck all that and have faith. I'm going to sell all my possessions, like Jesus says and dedicate myself to spreading this gospel.



or not.

7/31/2006 4:45:44 PM

zen

It was a transgendered angel. Afterall, doesn't God love us all?

7/31/2006 7:04:03 PM

tracer

I dreamed that a freeware science fiction novel I'm writing was not only published as an illustrated hardcover book, but also got turned into an MMORPG.

That's gonna be one lame-ass RPG, though....

8/2/2006 12:18:48 AM

Shadows

I have dreams about zombies all the time. I also dreamed i could fly and control lightning when i was kid. That was a pretty cool recurring dream.

8/7/2006 9:34:07 PM

Redhunter

I had a dream where I was reading the paper, then, the next day my horoscope said that my dreams would come true! That's how I know that I'm the reincarnation of Barney Rubble.

8/14/2006 8:06:13 AM

doctor jack

Well I don't know about you chaps but i'm convinced! Praise Jeebuz and all his little elves!

5/25/2008 10:47:53 AM

Jesus H. Christ

Don't worry guys. I just got off my sat-phone with the Easter Bunny and HE tells me this guy is full of sh1t...

5/25/2008 11:42:52 PM

Canadiest

"someone who i think was an angel"

Even he doesn't know. but he's sure he's right!

5/26/2008 1:35:43 AM

JB Mason

These idiots don't even know their own mythology. If it was an angel from Yahweh, he would have been terrified. Every biblical account of angel visitation is clear on this. Hence the "be not afraid" statements they usually had to make.

4/12/2012 11:21:41 AM

Blue the Thief

Last night, I had a dream where I was a warlock pimp. It was awesome.

Doesn't make it real though.

4/12/2012 2:05:31 PM

Dr.Shrinker

So we should re-write all the science textbooks, ignore centuries of collected evidence and abandon the view that the rest of the industrial world takes for granted because you had a dream about an androgynous individual?

Yeah, we'll get right on that.

4/12/2012 2:13:17 PM

Filin De Blanc

So you felt the love of a hot, androgynous angel? Why do I never get dreams this sexy?

4/12/2012 2:22:17 PM



Your angst is resolved and you've decided to go with faith instead of reason. Enjoy your angel dreams. Ignorance is bliss.

3/29/2013 9:02:59 PM

rubber chicken

The angel lied.

3/29/2013 9:11:06 PM
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