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Polygamy, polyandry, beastiality and pedophilia are just on the horizon waiting for homosexuals to break this new ground. So is masochisiim, sadism, partner swapping, and just about anything else including sex with a snake if someone holds its head.

No one would claim that none of these things exist. They exist. Some are quite popular. Mere existence is not the issue. The issue is imposed and widespread societal acceptance of these practices. Children are the most malleable. That's why the homosexual lobby is forcing schools to incorporate homosexuality in every subject. "Bobby, Abraham Lincoln was gay. He was a good president. There's nothing wrong with being gay. You might like being gay yourself." In a few years it might be "Bobby, Abraham Lincoln liked being whipped with a strap. It made his pee pee feel good. You might like being whipped with a strap yourself."

Kathy29, FreeConservatives 51 Comments [7/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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skepticguy

How would she know you have to \"hold its head\"?

7/29/2006 9:59:27 PM

Evergreen

I stand by my previous comment about Christians and BDSM. This girl knows more about it than someone who supposedly thinks it's disgusting should.

But the comment about snakes... that's just freaky.

7/29/2006 10:12:43 PM

Papabear

\"Polygamy, polyandry, beastiality and pedophilia are just on the horizon waiting for homosexuals to break this new ground. So is masochisiim, sadism, partner swapping, and just about anything else including sex with a snake if someone holds its head.\"

Projecting a little bit, eh, Kathy?


\"No one would claim that none of these things exist. They exist. Some are quite popular. Mere existence is not the issue.\"

Of course the existence of those things is not in question. Thanks for pointing out the bloody obvious for us.


\"The issue is imposed and widespread societal acceptance of these practices.\"

No one is forcing you to be gay or fuck a snake, Kathy.


\"Children are the most malleable. That's why the homosexual lobby is forcing schools to incorporate homosexuality in every subject. 'Bobby, Abraham Lincoln was gay. He was a good president. There's nothing wrong with being gay. You might like being gay yourself.'\"

Maybe Lincoln was gay, maybe he was bi, maybe he was straight. I don't know and neither do you. So what if he was gay? Are you so insecure that the sexuality of a man who lived over 140 years ago matters to you? And, maybe Bobby is gay. So what?


\"In a few years it might be 'Bobby, Abraham Lincoln liked being whipped with a strap. It made his pee pee feel good. You might like being whipped with a strap yourself.'\"

There you go projecting again, Kathy.

7/29/2006 10:28:39 PM

Napoleon the Clown

*Shoves you down a slipery slope that isn't a fallacy.*

7/29/2006 10:56:02 PM

The Meromorph

How was that strap, Kathy?

By the way, that wasn't your 'pee pee' it made feel good, Kathy. Shouldn't Daddy have called it your 'little joy button' - that's what he calls your sister's...

7/30/2006 12:10:26 AM

Dan

At least she doesn't appear to think that homosexuality and paedophilia are one and the same....

7/30/2006 12:12:04 AM

Dante's Virgil

Methinks the lady doth know a bit too much...

Or maybe she's just asking to be whipped with a snake, or something?

7/30/2006 12:25:16 AM

CousinTed

Wasn't Lincon a republican> And married?

7/30/2006 12:27:35 AM

Nekhbet

Hi Kathy, I'm here to whip you with a strap-on. Or would you prefer a snake?

7/30/2006 12:29:11 AM

Incubusion

The republicans of then became the democrats of now and vice versa.

As for snakes... wow. I just love how specific that one was.

Oh. And good job on the fallacious slippery slope argument.

7/30/2006 12:37:25 AM

Papabear

Cousin Ted -- Yeah, what's your point?

7/30/2006 1:30:03 AM

CousinTed

PapaBear: He seems like the last person the people at Free Conservatives would be labelling a homosexual.

7/30/2006 1:34:36 AM

glyptodon

including sex with a snake if someone holds its head

This is a little too specifically instructional for my comfort. o_O

7/30/2006 1:56:10 AM

Hadanelith

Just a wee bit specific there, methinks.

7/30/2006 2:25:14 AM

Julian

OK, 'Lady', I'm going to have to tell you that you are in fact the first person I've ever seriously said this to:

GET A LIVE MULLET UP YA!

7/30/2006 3:10:29 AM

Nicole

I actually heard something that Catholics tend to be interested in some bits of BDSM. (Obviously not 100% sure of that). But that would explain a lot about Kathy.

And wouldn't everyone be gay if what you're saying about children is true? Obviously children can still think for themselves. Not to mention the absolute crap that you're saying about teaching homosexuality in schools.

7/30/2006 3:10:30 AM

Julian

OK Kathy29 - here's a moot tip (as if anyone's ever going to be desperate enough to do you) let go of the head of their snake before it turns purple!

7/30/2006 3:15:53 AM

Julian

Nicole -- yeah Jesus forgot the safe word was 'goldfish'.

7/30/2006 3:17:29 AM

Jeremy

His \"pee pee?\" No no no, it's his \"fireman.\"

7/30/2006 4:29:36 AM

Hadanelith

Julian: \"Goldfish\"? Sure, it fits all the requirements for a good safeword...but...seriously...GOLDFISH? Why not something like 'disciple', or 'Satan', or something else more religiously oriented? I can just picture Jesus in chains, with angels flogging the hell out of him, and he's going \"Oh ME! Fuck! Hit me more! Ohshit, GOLDFISH! Make it stop!\" *giggles like a maniac at silly mental image*

7/30/2006 5:25:36 AM

b. beau brinker

I thought it was Lincoln's predecessor who may have been gay - after all, Buchanan was the only unmarried prez.

7/30/2006 7:19:43 AM

dykitty

Hey Kathy,

It's the Rev. James Dobson that says it's a really good idea to beat 8 month old babies with a 'chastening rod' to stop them from crying.


7/30/2006 9:01:00 AM

Tiny Bulcher

\"Slavery, torture, genocide and burning non-believers at the stake are just on the horizon waiting for fundies to break this new ground. So is self-flagellation, walling yourself up in a nunnery, enslaving women, and just about anything else including sex with a pastor if someone holds the choirboy down.

No one would claim that none of these things exist. They exist. Some are quite popular. Mere existence is not the issue. The issue is imposed and widespread societal acceptance of these practices. Children are the most malleable. That's why the fundie lobby is forcing schools to incorporate religion in every subject. \"Bobby, Abraham Lincoln was a Christian. He was a good president. There's nothing wrong with being Christian. You might like being Christian yourself.\" In a few years it might be \"Roberta, Abraham Lincoln beat his wife if she disobeyed him. It made his soul feel good. You might like to be chained up to a kitchen sink yourself.\"\"

7/30/2006 9:24:49 AM

NotMe

Polygamy, polyandry, beastiality and pedophilia are just on the horizon waiting for homosexuals to break this new ground. So is masochisiim, sadism, partner swapping, and just about anything else including sex with a snake if someone holds its head.


The truth of the internet: If you can imagine it, then there is some site offering slashfiction of it. With lots of people frantically masturbating to it.

7/30/2006 9:37:53 AM

kkkron

I can't believe kathy29 got poster of the month on FC with this kind of stuff.

7/30/2006 10:33:00 AM
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