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Polygamy, polyandry, beastiality and pedophilia are just on the horizon waiting for homosexuals to break this new ground. So is masochisiim, sadism, partner swapping, and just about anything else including sex with a snake if someone holds its head.

No one would claim that none of these things exist. They exist. Some are quite popular. Mere existence is not the issue. The issue is imposed and widespread societal acceptance of these practices. Children are the most malleable. That's why the homosexual lobby is forcing schools to incorporate homosexuality in every subject. "Bobby, Abraham Lincoln was gay. He was a good president. There's nothing wrong with being gay. You might like being gay yourself." In a few years it might be "Bobby, Abraham Lincoln liked being whipped with a strap. It made his pee pee feel good. You might like being whipped with a strap yourself."

Kathy29, FreeConservatives 50 Comments [7/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Dante's Virgil

Hadanelith said: Julian: \"Goldfish\"? Sure, it fits all the requirements for a good safeword...but...seriously...GOLDFISH? Why not something like 'disciple', or 'Satan', or something else more religiously oriented? I can just picture Jesus in chains, with angels flogging the hell out of him, and he's going \"Oh ME! Fuck! Hit me more! Ohshit, GOLDFISH! Make it stop!\" *giggles like a maniac at silly mental image*

Well, if the safe word was something religious, it'd probably just be that much more of a turn on. Like stringing up fundies and making them scream out \"Gays! Jews!\" or \"rapture\" or something. They'd just like it all the more. :D

7/30/2006 11:06:52 AM

anon

On the contrary, the fact that children are the most malleable is the reason that churches go after them so strongly. Bring all your friends to Vacation Bible School, because if we don't get them while they're young, they might not ever believe us!
Fuckers.

7/30/2006 5:59:28 PM

Prager

I think Kathy29 has some serious issues to resolve.

7/31/2006 7:40:17 AM

David D.G.

These people have such a distorted view of reality and the way either society or individuals think. One is tempted to wonder what shade of green they think the sky is.


~David D.G.

7/31/2006 11:46:01 AM

Coffee

It seems that fervent religious belief can lead to obsessive sexual thoughts. Perhaps that's the lure of fundamentalism.

7/31/2006 12:08:56 PM

zen

Wow, she knows more about sex than I do. Okay, that's kinda sad isn't it? But sex with a snake? Honestly, who the hell has ever heard of that? What kind of movies is this woman watching?

7/31/2006 7:03:23 PM

NonHomogenized

I've seen some scary, scary banner ads for websites devoted to beastiality porn, but I don't think I've ever seen any with instructions. I used to wonder who these people were who paid for those sites to remain operational.

Now, I guess I know.

8/1/2006 1:34:22 AM

tracer

The republicans of then became the democrats of now and vice versa.

Not true. The modern Republican Party traces its roots back in an unbroken chain to the same Republican Party that got Lincoln elected in 1860.

The modern Democratic party traces its roots to an even earlier party called the \"Democratic-Republican Party.\"

Odd that the modern Repubs like to refer to themselves as the \"Grand Old Party\", even though the Democrats are older.

8/2/2006 12:24:52 AM

You All Suck At Life

Are any of you aware of the indoctrination beginning at pre-school and kindergarten to the homosexual lifestyle. Kids will learn about it when they are old enough, why should they be taught about it before they reach 7? Kathy is merely exaggerating a point here about the push of humanism at all too young of an age. There can be no doubting that the public school agenda is the push to humanism while they rail against parents teaching their children about God. Read any book about the subject

8/8/2006 8:48:52 AM

Julian

No, we only suck if you ask nicely.

8/8/2006 9:03:03 AM

Crosis

<<< Are any of you aware of the indoctrination beginning at pre-school and kindergarten to the homosexual lifestyle. >>>

You might want to get your information on public schools from people who have actually been there. I can tell you it sure as hell didn't happen here (first mention of it by anyone other than students was sophomore year, and that was because some jackass wore a \"Straight Pride\" T-shirt to school just to piss off one of his classmates).

<<< There can be no doubting that the public school agenda is the push to humanism while they rail against parents teaching their children about God. >>>

Again, take it from someone who spent thirteen years (sixteen so far, if you include college) in public schools. You're full of shit. In fact, my departure from religion had far more to do with asshats like you than it did school.

<<< Read any book about the subject >>>

Better yet, how about actually GOING TO ONE OF THOSE SCHOOLS and seeing it in action (or, as is the case in the vast majority of schools, not seeing it in action because it ain't happening)? That has to be a better source than a book written by someone else who hasn't been there, right?

8/9/2006 2:43:26 AM

Redhunter

Issues. Lots and lots of sexual issues.

8/14/2006 8:06:54 AM

dicky99

IF I WERE THE RULER OF A DARK ALLEY I'D INSERT A ROCK IN KATHY29'S ASS, 'COS SHE'S A DRUNK COCK OBSESSIVE AGED BITCH

7/21/2007 10:53:51 AM

dicky99

IF I WERE THE RULER OF A DARK ALLEY I'D INSERT A ROCK IN KATHY29'S ASS, 'COS SHE'S A DRUNK COCK OBSESSIVE AGED BITCH

7/21/2007 10:54:59 AM



Kathy29: lying for Jesus, and trying desperately to get an NC-17 post rating.

I went to public schools from kindergarten 'til graduation, and homosexuality wasn't even mentioned in our Sex Ed courses (which were stopped mid-semester by complaining parents; bloody Bible Belt schools). My schools also had Christian Council student groups, student-organized prayers, religious events including a 'born-again' youth rally at the football field, and non-Christian religious groups were disallowed. We also had to say the Pledge of Allegiance - no omitting "under God" - or get detention.

So yea, Kathy, you're full of shit, and so is your puppet YASAL.

7/24/2007 8:36:26 AM

GigaGuess

Yes, how dare we try and teach the kids that it's okay to be different. Shame on us. Those children should be pressured to be good little sheep.

10/25/2007 10:41:52 PM

Ansem the Wise

Teflon-Coated Slope award?

10/25/2007 11:07:07 PM

GigaGuess

@Ansem

With a healthy coat of oil for good measure.

10/26/2007 7:36:44 AM

cyborgtroy

It's really more like S & M and teh ghey are making a two-prong flanked attack on your mental denial shield.

11/14/2007 10:21:47 AM

Crownflame

Whoa, my school doesn't teach homosexuality- or for that matter, anything with a strong political or religious bias.

FAIL.

You haven't been to school for a while, apparently. Might want to go back.

6/1/2008 9:17:26 PM

Ian

Awesome!!! (except the Pedophilia thing)

2/21/2009 7:51:42 PM

ScrewedUpDollie

Apart from the pedophilia and bestiality, I think that sounds great.

6/11/2010 2:31:57 PM



Abraham Lincoln BDSM porn. That's a new one.

8/8/2014 4:29:33 AM

Swede

The issue is informed consent, period. Animals and children can't give informed consent, so bestiality and pedophilia is out of the question.

Basically, it doesn't matter whether Abraham Lincoln was gay or straight. What matters is what he did in the political and public "arena".
Plus, it doesn't matter whether Bobby might like being gay or not, he's either born with it or it's not there.

8/8/2014 6:25:18 AM

pyro

Different public schools I guess. The high school I went to allowed students to start after-school clubs, one of which was a Bible study group. They also had a "holiday tree" in the central hallway during the winter, as they called it.

There might be a school where sex ed actually mentioned gay people. Schools are state run, and there's 50 of them.

8/8/2014 7:58:16 AM
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