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Laurette Willis, Praise Moves 48 Comments [7/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Jezebel's Evil Sister

Wow! All the benefits of yoga with none of the damnation!

7/29/2006 9:41:41 PM

skepticguy

Anything for a buck. Satan's money's still just as green as God's.

7/29/2006 9:58:13 PM

Ice

And yet, she's standing in a typical yoga position (warrior or something alike, if I recall).

7/29/2006 10:12:27 PM

Papabear

Ice -- Yeah, Xians are often under the impression that by renaming someone else's good idea, it becomes their good idea. Also, since yoga can instantly turn one into a Hindu, giving the name a Xian twist will make yoga safe.

7/29/2006 10:52:52 PM

Napoleon the Clown

*Raises an eyebrow.*

Okay, that's... unique.

7/29/2006 10:56:58 PM

Haywood Jablomy

Sounds almost like what Stormie Omartian (wife of record producer Michael Omartian) has done for years.

7/29/2006 11:11:12 PM

Jacob Syne

*laughs*

7/30/2006 12:06:39 AM

Dante's Virgil

How does that praise god? Does he send you to hell for not being limber enough, or something?

7/30/2006 12:22:04 AM

Hadanelith

*blink*
*blink*
*laugh*
*die laughing*

7/30/2006 2:23:32 AM

Nicole

Haha if you read the \"why a Christian alternative to yoga\" she based it off of hebrew letters.

It's hilarious, but at the same time sickeningly condescending, because since yoga is of another religion, it's 'evil and needs to be modified'.

7/30/2006 3:02:38 AM

Julian

Yet oddly they don't teach what every Christian hypocrite needs to know, and that is how exactly to comply with requests to, \"Go fuck yourself!\"

7/30/2006 3:03:37 AM

Julian

That's nothing! You can also get
PRAISE MAYONNAISE




It's just like the 2nd coming of the Lord, only creamier!

7/30/2006 3:06:39 AM

Dante's Virgil

Oh, Julian, that is sooo gross! :D

7/30/2006 3:28:34 AM

Hadanelith

\"It's just like the 2nd cumming of the Lord, only creamier!\"

Fixed.

7/30/2006 3:38:19 AM

Wolight

In the video game Deus Ex, ideas like this one got lampooned in a well made billboard

\"Holy smokes brand cigarrettes, They're saviorific!\"

7/30/2006 3:39:26 AM

Julian

Originally posted by Dante's Virgil

Oh, Julian, that is sooo gross! :D

Fattening too. Lots of sugar and oil!

7/30/2006 3:41:07 AM

Dante's Virgil

Oooh, we need to put the Praise mayo picture in the response every time we get one of those fundies just dying to get on their knees for Jesus!

7/30/2006 4:07:18 AM

Julian

Originally posted by Dante's Virgil

Oooh, we need to put the Praise mayo picture in the response every time we get one of those fundies just dying to get on their knees for Jesus!
Absolutely!

It's the answer for every fundie who fears their relationship with Jesus is a little one dimensional right now and starting to fizzle.

Just a dollop on the tip of your tongue everytime to receive 'the host' in your mouth, aka 'body of Christ' aka 'communion' aka 'Holy Eucharist', aka 'wine and cracker night'.

7/30/2006 4:22:02 AM

Jodie

Um, is this not reminicent of Christian history where they took over pagan rituals as their own spiritual occasions - keeping the rituals basically the same and just renaming the spiritual figures in it (which were often based on pagan \"templates\" as well?)

7/30/2006 4:29:23 AM

Amigone201

Um, is this not reminicent of Christian history where they took over pagan rituals as their own spiritual occasions - keeping the rituals basically the same and just renaming the spiritual figures in it (which were often based on pagan \"templates\" as well?)

Yes. One of them is Christmas.

7/30/2006 4:34:42 AM

Shep

And don't forget Easter (Stolen from a Pagan fertility goddess no less - the bunnies are a holdover)

Cynically I suspect the 'Praise Moves' thing is going to make a packet.

7/30/2006 7:14:26 AM

Maronan

Christians don't come up with new stuff, they just put their names on other peoples' stuff, claim it's theirs, and often get away with it.

Christians are the Eric Baumans of religion.

7/30/2006 7:22:59 AM

Tiny Bulcher

Julian, I'm sure you put my immortal soul in peril by making me laugh so hard on a Sunday morning. Oh, wait, I don't have an immortal soul. Phew! For a minute I was worried, there.

7/30/2006 9:10:51 AM



Yoga leaves you open to demon possession, so renaming it 'Praise Moves' will apparently keep you safe.

Dorks.

7/30/2006 10:26:14 AM

JustinGG

Yoga by any other name doesn't send you to hell.

7/30/2006 12:52:50 PM
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