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Laurette Willis, Praise Moves 48 Comments [7/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Mister Spak

Sounds like how scientific creationism
was renamed intelligent design and so becomes
something completely different.

7/30/2006 1:21:09 PM

Shell

Did we kill it with the taint of our linkage?

7/31/2006 3:27:40 AM

Coffee

Notice that this author has also written \"Basic Steps to Godly Fitness.\" Apparently God doesn't like fat, out-of-shape people.

7/31/2006 12:12:06 PM

David D.G.

Good grief. There really is nothing these people do not fear for no reason other than that it is from a different religious culture -- yet virtually nothing of that sort that cannot be made \"godly\" by calling it something else if they want to make it work for them (the Fundie Word Redefinition Project in full swing), from Christmas and Easter to yoga. Can it get any more shallow? \"Christian alternative to yoga\" doesn't make any more sense than \"Christian alternative to bicycling.\"


~David D.G.

7/31/2006 2:24:13 PM

TheAmazingToby

And of course she brings Evilution into it.

'One man’s definition of a theory is “a supposition based on ignorance of the subject under discussion.” While you may not find that in Webster’s, it’s fitting. Actually, Webster’s definitions include, “a speculative plan, conjecture or guess.” Do you remember when evolution used to be called the “theory of evolution?” It’s seldom called a “theory” any longer outside of Christian circles. Interesting. But I digress…'

7/31/2006 2:51:57 PM

McCulloch

Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

7/31/2006 4:41:41 PM

NonHomogenized

Why do I suspect this product is about as helpful compared to yoga as, say, Tae Kwon Do is to martial arts?

8/1/2006 1:37:40 AM

tracer

Have you taken a look at the website this book is being sold on?

The page labelled \"Why a Christian ALTERNATIVE to Yoga?\" says exactly what you'd expect it to say.

8/2/2006 12:30:28 AM

tracer

Notice that this author has also written \"Basic Steps to Godly Fitness.\" Apparently God doesn't like fat, out-of-shape people.

Well, Jesus was a scrawny little bastard, wasn't he?

(Or at least, that's how that hippie is always portrayed in the movies.)

8/2/2006 12:33:58 AM

bria

christians taking over new age. I bet the buddhists whould LOVE YOU! (yeah this makes me sick)

8/4/2006 1:02:27 AM

Redhunter

Christian rap and metal and now this.
Some different positions, including; \"Stoned To Death\", \"In The Belly Of The Whale\", and \"Tacked To A Post\".

8/14/2006 7:57:24 AM

Matilde

One of the biggest problems of fundies today is that they want to build a parallel world of their own. Isn´t the lord providing them with what they need?, aren't they \"the chosen people\"?

8/26/2006 10:48:49 PM

Matilde

Of course it´s the same stuff made \"Christian\". Unfortunately, she didn´t read that verse in which Jesus told off some of his disciples when they wanted to get clear with some guys expelling demons as Jesus did. What did he say?, \"everything that comes from me can´t be bad\". Period.

8/26/2006 10:55:10 PM

enough already

faggott!

8/30/2006 5:17:05 AM

enough already

faggott!

8/30/2006 5:17:06 AM

enough already

faggott!

8/30/2006 5:17:06 AM

Øyvind

I know what we'll do. We'll publish \"Praise evolution\", the Christian alternative to evolutionary theory.

The exact same contents, of course, but seeing the fundies have never read the original, they won't ever know. They'll be happy about this new alternative being better than their caricaturs and embrace it wholeheartedly.

2/5/2007 8:22:12 PM

Patrick

Oh dear.

2/5/2007 9:01:05 PM

Chaoschaos

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

2/5/2007 9:07:24 PM

Matty The Red

my...god

2/6/2007 5:27:25 AM

Tactics

...
Holy popcorn Batman!

2/6/2007 8:18:16 AM

Jane the Bane

GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

2/6/2007 9:21:48 AM

Niali

Nothing about Yoga contradicts Christianity. Quit lobbying.

2/6/2007 12:07:32 PM
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