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Laurette Willis, Praise Moves 48 Comments [7/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#57566
Mister Spak

Sounds like how scientific creationism
was renamed intelligent design and so becomes
something completely different.

7/30/2006 1:21:09 PM

#57736
Shell

Did we kill it with the taint of our linkage?

7/31/2006 3:27:40 AM

#57806
Coffee

Notice that this author has also written \"Basic Steps to Godly Fitness.\" Apparently God doesn't like fat, out-of-shape people.

7/31/2006 12:12:06 PM

#57826
David D.G.

Good grief. There really is nothing these people do not fear for no reason other than that it is from a different religious culture -- yet virtually nothing of that sort that cannot be made \"godly\" by calling it something else if they want to make it work for them (the Fundie Word Redefinition Project in full swing), from Christmas and Easter to yoga. Can it get any more shallow? \"Christian alternative to yoga\" doesn't make any more sense than \"Christian alternative to bicycling.\"


~David D.G.

7/31/2006 2:24:13 PM

#57829
TheAmazingToby

And of course she brings Evilution into it.

'One man’s definition of a theory is “a supposition based on ignorance of the subject under discussion.” While you may not find that in Webster’s, it’s fitting. Actually, Webster’s definitions include, “a speculative plan, conjecture or guess.” Do you remember when evolution used to be called the “theory of evolution?” It’s seldom called a “theory” any longer outside of Christian circles. Interesting. But I digress…'

7/31/2006 2:51:57 PM

#57861
McCulloch

Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

7/31/2006 4:41:41 PM

#57972
NonHomogenized

Why do I suspect this product is about as helpful compared to yoga as, say, Tae Kwon Do is to martial arts?

8/1/2006 1:37:40 AM

#58476
tracer

Have you taken a look at the website this book is being sold on?

The page labelled \"Why a Christian ALTERNATIVE to Yoga?\" says exactly what you'd expect it to say.

8/2/2006 12:30:28 AM

#58477
tracer

Notice that this author has also written \"Basic Steps to Godly Fitness.\" Apparently God doesn't like fat, out-of-shape people.

Well, Jesus was a scrawny little bastard, wasn't he?

(Or at least, that's how that hippie is always portrayed in the movies.)

8/2/2006 12:33:58 AM

#59458
bria

christians taking over new age. I bet the buddhists whould LOVE YOU! (yeah this makes me sick)

8/4/2006 1:02:27 AM

#63183
Redhunter

Christian rap and metal and now this.
Some different positions, including; \"Stoned To Death\", \"In The Belly Of The Whale\", and \"Tacked To A Post\".

8/14/2006 7:57:24 AM

#68997
Matilde

One of the biggest problems of fundies today is that they want to build a parallel world of their own. Isn´t the lord providing them with what they need?, aren't they \"the chosen people\"?

8/26/2006 10:48:49 PM

#68998
Matilde

Of course it´s the same stuff made \"Christian\". Unfortunately, she didn´t read that verse in which Jesus told off some of his disciples when they wanted to get clear with some guys expelling demons as Jesus did. What did he say?, \"everything that comes from me can´t be bad\". Period.

8/26/2006 10:55:10 PM

#70348
enough already

faggott!

8/30/2006 5:17:05 AM

#70349
enough already

faggott!

8/30/2006 5:17:06 AM

#70350
enough already

faggott!

8/30/2006 5:17:06 AM

#154812
Øyvind

I know what we'll do. We'll publish \"Praise evolution\", the Christian alternative to evolutionary theory.

The exact same contents, of course, but seeing the fundies have never read the original, they won't ever know. They'll be happy about this new alternative being better than their caricaturs and embrace it wholeheartedly.

2/5/2007 8:22:12 PM

#154843
Patrick

Oh dear.

2/5/2007 9:01:05 PM

#154850
Chaoschaos

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

2/5/2007 9:07:24 PM

#155236
Matty The Red

my...god

2/6/2007 5:27:25 AM

#155263
Tactics

...
Holy popcorn Batman!

2/6/2007 8:18:16 AM

#155271
Jane the Bane

GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

2/6/2007 9:21:48 AM

#155323
Niali

Nothing about Yoga contradicts Christianity. Quit lobbying.

2/6/2007 12:07:32 PM
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