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Why do the SATANIC LIBERALS HATE George Bush? He is a GOD FEARING man of great FAITH! He LOVES all Americans!?

When President CLINTON was committing adultery in the OVAL OFFICE of the WHITE HOUSE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, you didn't hear us Christian folk calling him names and hating him! We STOOD BEHIND OUR PRESIDENT, even though we didn't agree with his DISPICABLE ACTS OF ADULTERY!

Why do the LIBERAL SATANISTS and ATHIESTS call a good GOD-FEARING, GOD-LOVING, GOD-WILLING President bad names and hate him so much!

It just shows CHRISTIANS are more tolerant and we are not hypocrytical! We TOLERATED Clinton like JESUS would have. The LIBERALS won't TOLERATE BUSH but they want US TO TOLERATE the homosexuals, criminals, and the ISLAM terrorists here in OUR COUNTRY!

Mrs. Paige, Yahoo! Answers 50 Comments [7/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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JohnRaptor

\"Why do the SATANIC LIBERALS HATE George Bush?\"

Hell if I know. I have yet to meet one, as they are vastly outnumbered by atheist, agnostic and christian (yes, christian) liberals.

\"When President CLINTON was committing adultery in the OVAL OFFICE of the WHITE HOUSE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, you didn't hear us Christian folk calling him names and hating him!\"

I sure did! I also saw the right wing (you know, the wing known for its religiosity) impeaching him for a BJ.

\"Why do the LIBERAL SATANISTS and ATHIESTS call a good GOD-FEARING, GOD-LOVING, GOD-WILLING President bad names and hate him so much!

Do you want a list? I'll start compiling one and get back to you by the end of the week.

And BTW, Osama Bin Laden is a GOD FEARING, GOD LOVING, GOD WILLING man too. So that's not really saying much.

\"We TOLERATED Clinton like JESUS would have.\"

Jesus would have conducted a witch hunt and impeached him for a BJ, and continued to revile him and blame him for the country's problems for years after? (Maybe he would have)

\"The LIBERALS won't TOLERATE BUSH but they want US TO TOLERATE the homosexuals,\"

Homosexuals haven't ruined the US economy (if anything, they're quite good for it) or deceived the US into a costly, unnecessary and possibly illegal war.

\"criminals, and the ISLAM terrorists here in OUR COUNTRY!\"

Who the hell is asking you to tolerate criminals and terrorists. (Here's a hint, due process of law is not \"tolerating\" criminals)

7/30/2006 4:45:15 PM

Nekhbet

Yep you stood behind Clinton and pushed like crazy. Stand Behind Our President= Impeachment. At least Clinton was only screwing one person at a time, unlike Bush who's screwing the entire country at once.

7/30/2006 4:56:06 PM

xMinionX

LOL at the second paragraph. Wow.

7/30/2006 5:26:49 PM

Dan

Uh... wow... that person later added:

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I am NOT MENTALLY ILL! I get EXCITED for the LORD!


Oooook. Just keep telling yourself that lady. I'm sure if you repeat it enough times that'll make it true. Nope, actually you'd still be batshiat insane. Please don't reproduce, I hear some types of insanity are genetic.

7/30/2006 5:42:26 PM

Bone_Vulture

Why DO YOU need TO capitalize every OTHER word?

And yeah, sure. Fundies definitely stood behind Clinton all the way. :rolleyes:

7/30/2006 6:17:48 PM

themann1086

Historical Revisionist Award!

7/30/2006 6:50:11 PM

dykitty

Mrs. Paige is from the Bizarro World. No doubt about it!

7/30/2006 6:51:59 PM

Will

This lady is from Bizaro world

7/30/2006 7:20:21 PM

Rockstar

Clinton wasn't making a mockery of his entire country.

7/30/2006 7:37:21 PM

Napoleon the Clown

Originally posted by Mrs. Paige

Why do the LIBERAL SATANISTS and ATHIESTS call a good GOD-FEARING, GOD-LOVING, GOD-WILLING President bad names and hate him so much!

...

Oh, that was a question? I couldn't tell, as there wasn't a question mark.


And if memory serves, Clinton got impeached for fucking an intern. Bush started a war on bad intel and now we're stuck for a long time unless we want to piss the UN off even more.

7/30/2006 7:48:16 PM

Will

Woah woah woah woah! Shut the fuck up. Fundies stood by the president during the Monica Lewinsky scandal?

\"Historical Revisionism\" or some similar type of award?

7/30/2006 8:50:01 PM

Forensic Atheist

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I am NOT MENTALLY ILL! I get EXCITED for the LORD!


I just testified as an expert in court about a person that got \"excited for the lord\". She was put back in the psych hospital for more treatment.

7/30/2006 10:05:18 PM

Nostromo

Can any fundie spell 'atheist' correctly?

7/30/2006 10:55:33 PM

NKF

That they can spell at all is probably evidence of divine intervention Nostromo.

7/31/2006 1:49:57 AM

Scott

Hey LOOK EVERYBODY I can CAPITALIZE RANDOM WORDS just like Mrs. Paige! THEREFORE I am correct in everything I SAY!

7/31/2006 3:18:29 AM

Shell

This person can't even hate Clinton right.

It wasn't about the sex. It was about lying to a grand jury in an effort to deny an American citizen (Paula Jones) due process. Remember how it was her lawyers, told by the judge that they must prove a pattern of behavior before they could bring her case to trial, who broke the Monica story?

I don't care about the stupid bj (except that I think he's got no business using a young subordinate that way, and it certainly does suggest a pattern of viewing young women in his employ as a personal harem) but I do care about the US president trying to use his power to deny someone's day in court. He almost got away with it too, though he finally ended up paying Jones off.

And I'm a liberal and I have loathed GWB since my years living in Texas.

7/31/2006 3:25:10 AM

Jacob Syne

Heh, sex outrages more than Bush's SETTING FIRE TO THE SKY & DASHING BABIES VS ROCKS.

7/31/2006 3:41:13 AM

Crosis

RANDOMLY capitalizing WORDS does NOT make your ARGUMENT more CREDIBLE.

7/31/2006 4:32:16 AM

Prager

Liar! You and every other right-wing fundamentalist were screaming for his blood!!!

7/31/2006 9:01:15 AM

David D.G.

I nominate this one for a \"Convenient Amnesia\" Award, if \"Historical Revisionist\" is already taken. Such blatant hypocrisy as this makes me sick.


~David D.G.

7/31/2006 11:22:43 AM

Coffee

Mrs. Paige seems a wee bit excitable.

Out of this entire hysterical rant, she did get one fact right: she is being asked to tolerate homosexuals. And since Ann Coulter has explained that Clinton is actually homosexual, and since Christians tolerate Clinton like Jesus would have, it follows that Christians should have no problem tolerating homosexuals.

7/31/2006 12:21:21 PM

Papabear

Can't speak for the Satanic ones, but as a liberal who hates GWB I'll be happy to field that question.

GWB and his cronies are liars, who started a war on false and deceptively presented evidence. People are getting killed every day as a result of their selfish and incompetent actions.

The GWB administration has a revolting record of the environment.

The GWB administration is insular and arrogant; their way or the highway.

GWB and his cronies stole the 2000 and 2004 elections.

Do I need to go on?


Conservatives didn't \"tolerate\" Clinton. They dreamed up every excuse to degrade him. Remember, the Republican congress tried to impeach Clinton for having sex with a consenting adult woman. Not that adultery would be MY choice, but it's not an illegal act. Yet, GWB is having people, Iraqis and Americans, killed everyday.

7/31/2006 3:35:58 PM

McCulloch

Why is it that fundies want to associate themselves with that two-faced lying moron they elected to the White House? He wouldn't know Jesus if He came down from a cloud and met him face-to-face in the Oval Office.

7/31/2006 4:38:19 PM

tracer

And I'm a liberal and I have loathed GWB since my years living in Texas.

Impossible. There are no liberals in Texas.

8/2/2006 6:21:57 PM

David D.G.

Tracer, not true; there are liberals in Texas -- we just have to stay \"in the closet.\"


~David D.G.

8/2/2006 6:48:20 PM
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