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#57608
JohnRaptor
\"Why do the SATANIC LIBERALS HATE George Bush?\"
Hell if I know. I have yet to meet one, as they are vastly outnumbered by atheist, agnostic and christian (yes, christian) liberals.
\"When President CLINTON was committing adultery in the OVAL OFFICE of the WHITE HOUSE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, you didn't hear us Christian folk calling him names and hating him!\"
I sure did! I also saw the right wing (you know, the wing known for its religiosity) impeaching him for a BJ.
\"Why do the LIBERAL SATANISTS and ATHIESTS call a good GOD-FEARING, GOD-LOVING, GOD-WILLING President bad names and hate him so much!
Do you want a list? I'll start compiling one and get back to you by the end of the week.
And BTW, Osama Bin Laden is a GOD FEARING, GOD LOVING, GOD WILLING man too. So that's not really saying much.
\"We TOLERATED Clinton like JESUS would have.\"
Jesus would have conducted a witch hunt and impeached him for a BJ, and continued to revile him and blame him for the country's problems for years after? (Maybe he would have)
\"The LIBERALS won't TOLERATE BUSH but they want US TO TOLERATE the homosexuals,\"
Homosexuals haven't ruined the US economy (if anything, they're quite good for it) or deceived the US into a costly, unnecessary and possibly illegal war.
\"criminals, and the ISLAM terrorists here in OUR COUNTRY!\"
Who the hell is asking you to tolerate criminals and terrorists. (Here's a hint, due process of law is not \"tolerating\" criminals)
7/30/2006 4:45:15 PM
#57610
Nekhbet
Yep you stood behind Clinton and pushed like crazy. Stand Behind Our President= Impeachment. At least Clinton was only screwing one person at a time, unlike Bush who's screwing the entire country at once.
7/30/2006 4:56:06 PM
#57620
xMinionX
LOL at the second paragraph. Wow.
7/30/2006 5:26:49 PM
#57622
Dan
Uh... wow... that person later added:
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I am NOT MENTALLY ILL! I get EXCITED for the LORD!
Oooook. Just keep telling yourself that lady. I'm sure if you repeat it enough times that'll make it true. Nope, actually you'd still be batshiat insane. Please don't reproduce, I hear some types of insanity are genetic.
7/30/2006 5:42:26 PM
#57627
Bone_Vulture
Why DO YOU need TO capitalize every OTHER word?
And yeah, sure. Fundies definitely stood behind Clinton all the way. :rolleyes:
7/30/2006 6:17:48 PM
#57632
themann1086
Historical Revisionist Award!
7/30/2006 6:50:11 PM
#57633
dykitty
Mrs. Paige is from the Bizarro World. No doubt about it!
7/30/2006 6:51:59 PM
#57642
Will
This lady is from Bizaro world
7/30/2006 7:20:21 PM
#57646
Rockstar
Clinton wasn't making a mockery of his entire country.
7/30/2006 7:37:21 PM
#57650
Napoleon the Clown
Originally posted by Mrs. Paige
Why do the LIBERAL SATANISTS and ATHIESTS call a good GOD-FEARING, GOD-LOVING, GOD-WILLING President bad names and hate him so much!
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Oh, that was a question? I couldn't tell, as there wasn't a question mark.
And if memory serves, Clinton got impeached for fucking an intern. Bush started a war on bad intel and now we're stuck for a long time unless we want to piss the UN off even more.
7/30/2006 7:48:16 PM
#57664
Will
Woah woah woah woah! Shut the fuck up. Fundies stood by the president during the Monica Lewinsky scandal?
\"Historical Revisionism\" or some similar type of award?
7/30/2006 8:50:01 PM
#57681
Forensic Atheist
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I am NOT MENTALLY ILL! I get EXCITED for the LORD!
I just testified as an expert in court about a person that got \"excited for the lord\". She was put back in the psych hospital for more treatment.
7/30/2006 10:05:18 PM
#57691
Nostromo
Can any fundie spell 'atheist' correctly?
7/30/2006 10:55:33 PM
#57719
NKF
That they can spell at all is probably evidence of divine intervention Nostromo.
7/31/2006 1:49:57 AM
#57734
Scott
Hey LOOK EVERYBODY I can CAPITALIZE RANDOM WORDS just like Mrs. Paige! THEREFORE I am correct in everything I SAY!
7/31/2006 3:18:29 AM
#57735
Shell
This person can't even hate Clinton right.
It wasn't about the sex. It was about lying to a grand jury in an effort to deny an American citizen (Paula Jones) due process. Remember how it was her lawyers, told by the judge that they must prove a pattern of behavior before they could bring her case to trial, who broke the Monica story?
I don't care about the stupid bj (except that I think he's got no business using a young subordinate that way, and it certainly does suggest a pattern of viewing young women in his employ as a personal harem) but I do care about the US president trying to use his power to deny someone's day in court. He almost got away with it too, though he finally ended up paying Jones off.
And I'm a liberal and I have loathed GWB since my years living in Texas.
7/31/2006 3:25:10 AM
#57745
Jacob Syne
Heh, sex outrages more than Bush's SETTING FIRE TO THE SKY & DASHING BABIES VS ROCKS.
7/31/2006 3:41:13 AM
#57764
Crosis
RANDOMLY capitalizing WORDS does NOT make your ARGUMENT more CREDIBLE.
7/31/2006 4:32:16 AM
#57787
Prager
Liar! You and every other right-wing fundamentalist were screaming for his blood!!!
7/31/2006 9:01:15 AM
#57800
David D.G.
I nominate this one for a \"Convenient Amnesia\" Award, if \"Historical Revisionist\" is already taken. Such blatant hypocrisy as this makes me sick.
~David D.G.
7/31/2006 11:22:43 AM
#57808
Coffee
Mrs. Paige seems a wee bit excitable.
Out of this entire hysterical rant, she did get one fact right: she is being asked to tolerate homosexuals. And since Ann Coulter has explained that Clinton is actually homosexual, and since Christians tolerate Clinton like Jesus would have, it follows that Christians should have no problem tolerating homosexuals.
7/31/2006 12:21:21 PM
#57836
Papabear
Can't speak for the Satanic ones, but as a liberal who hates GWB I'll be happy to field that question.
GWB and his cronies are liars, who started a war on false and deceptively presented evidence. People are getting killed every day as a result of their selfish and incompetent actions.
The GWB administration has a revolting record of the environment.
The GWB administration is insular and arrogant; their way or the highway.
GWB and his cronies stole the 2000 and 2004 elections.
Do I need to go on?
Conservatives didn't \"tolerate\" Clinton. They dreamed up every excuse to degrade him. Remember, the Republican congress tried to impeach Clinton for having sex with a consenting adult woman. Not that adultery would be MY choice, but it's not an illegal act. Yet, GWB is having people, Iraqis and Americans, killed everyday.
7/31/2006 3:35:58 PM
#57859
McCulloch
Why is it that fundies want to associate themselves with that two-faced lying moron they elected to the White House? He wouldn't know Jesus if He came down from a cloud and met him face-to-face in the Oval Office.
7/31/2006 4:38:19 PM
#58849
tracer
And I'm a liberal and I have loathed GWB since my years living in Texas.
Impossible. There are no liberals in Texas.
8/2/2006 6:21:57 PM
#58860
David D.G.
Tracer, not true; there are liberals in Texas -- we just have to stay \"in the closet.\"
~David D.G.
8/2/2006 6:48:20 PM
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