And here we are at the \"Annual Award for Fundies We'd Most Like to String up With Piano Wire\"
And the nominations are....
Oh fuck it, just come and get your reward Mr Coutler.
7/30/2006 2:40:03 AM
Someone i know once told me he wanted a sack of puppies to beat into a slimey goo which he would then have sex with. He was really disturbed.
7/30/2006 2:57:24 AM
Ann, meds. Please.
7/30/2006 3:14:53 AM
Other fundies just make me laugh, but this guy I hate.
7/30/2006 3:26:38 AM
You are a worthless sack of slime, Coulter. Go fuck yourself with a splintered old baseball bat.
7/30/2006 3:36:54 AM
Wow, conservatives really DO kill puppies. And here I thought it was just a joke.
7/30/2006 4:12:14 AM
As a liberal, I really try to be against the death penalty, but then a guy like this comes along.
As a dog breeder, Julian, pass me the piano wire.
7/30/2006 4:56:24 AM
Um... how... thoughtful?
7/30/2006 6:20:18 AM
\"And here we are at the \"Annual Award for Fundies We'd Most Like to String up With Piano Wire\"
And the nominations are....
Oh fuck it, just come and get your reward Mr Coutler.\"
Julian, there aren't enough IIDB bow-down smilies to give my true appreciation to your comment.
7/30/2006 6:41:12 AM
b. beau brinker
Hey Coulter, your spiro pills run out? The testosterone coming back?
7/30/2006 7:15:33 AM
What a grotesque excuse for a human being you are, little man.
7/30/2006 8:53:09 AM
\"And we actually put puppIES in a
hefty bag, tie it up, and throw it
in the river, that way they dont die
The advantage to this is it doesn't need
any firewood the way burning at the stake does.
7/30/2006 1:40:31 PM
Die a horrible death real soon
7/30/2006 4:58:27 PM
What is wrong with this wierdo?
7/30/2006 5:50:39 PM
Napoleon the Clown
Dude, that is just fucked up.
7/30/2006 7:49:28 PM
You are a sadistic psychopath. Please report to the nearest psychiatric unit for counselling and medical attention.
7/30/2006 10:06:53 PM
\"Grade-A Asshole of the Month\" award?
7/31/2006 1:41:12 AM
Please tell me you don't have any children, Coulter.
7/31/2006 2:22:00 AM
I just sat there with my mouth hanging open. Couldn't think of anything to say, except
GO CHOKE ON A COCK MR COULTER.
7/31/2006 3:43:41 AM
You know, I try to be as laid-back and compassionate as possible. But that \"puppy\" story is the straw that breaks this camel's back. If there is one thing I cannot and will not abide, it's animal abuse.
I hope to God, for your sake, that you and I never meet. You just might get a little first-hand experience on fear and pain...
Or failing that, maybe your \"righteous God\" will arrange for a similar means when it's time to take you down.
You walking piece of shit.
7/31/2006 5:44:01 AM
You are truly sick!
7/31/2006 7:47:13 AM
No, this is beyond just sick. This man is evil.
7/31/2006 11:40:08 AM
I can just feel the love.
7/31/2006 4:34:24 PM
Ok, for the first time I regret trying to catch up on the quotes. Knowing anyone could say that, even if they were joking, makes me honestly ashamed to be the same species. Suspecting that this was NOT a joke? I am sick to my stomach. I just... there aren't words enough to express the loathing.
8/1/2006 9:43:44 PM
I'm guessing that Mr. Coulter was intentionally describing puppy-drowning, an act that most folks would consider reprehensible, as a way of saying \"Even this gruesome death isn't as bad as what God has inflicted upon those no-good homosexuals!\"
Still, I'm not giving that man any puppies...
8/2/2006 6:27:34 PM