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SATAN POSSESSES A PERSON...........THE DEMONIAC MARK OF POSSESSION. MARK5:1-20.... STRENGTH, CRYING, CUTTING HIMSELF, RAVING LUNATIC,PULLING OFF HIS CLOTHES.NUDITY............. OFTEN GOES ALONG WITH DEMON POSSESSION.SKITSOPHRENICS........ DUAL PERSONALITY... FIRST WORSHIPING AND THEN, I RENOUNCE THEE.

PHYSIC ABILITY...... I KNOW YOU! YOU’RE JESUS!
A DEMON CONTROLLED HIS VOICE IT SPOKE THROUGH HIM:
MY NAME IS LEGION. ............ I KNOW THIS MAN......................HIS NAME IS JOHN............
HOW CAN A MAN LIKE THIS TRULY RECEIVE JESUS...........?
WITHOUT A SPECIAL TOUCH FROM JESUS?
JOHN HAS FEWER DEMONS.....BUT HIS ATTRIBUTES ARE THE SAME
AS LISTED ABOVE.PLEASE PRAY FOR HIS SALVATION..........
ONE MOMENT HE CRIES FOR SALVATION.... AND PRAYS TO JESUS
THE NEXT HE SAYS......................... HE IS THE BEST WORKER SATAN HAS EVER HAD...........HE CLAIMS HIS........................ GREAT STRENGTH........ COMES FROM SATAN.........

THE POLICE HAVE A HISTORY OF HIM................AND KNOW IT WILL TAKE NO LESS THAN SEVEN STRONG MEN TO TAKE HIM DOWN.............THAT’S WITHOUT A BULLET.
HE INJURES HIMSELF .....................PUTS HIS BODY IN PLACES WHERE IT COULD BE INJURED OR KILLED .............HE USUALLY GETS INJURED.
HE HAS ESCAPED DEATH 4 TIMES.........RUNS DOWN THE STREET IN A BATH TOWEL......... THAT KEEPS FALLING OFF.........
OR HE WEARS LOOSE COTTON SHORTS HE CUT SO HIGH AND NO UNDERWEAR...........AND THEN HE RUNS....... NAKED???
RUNNING.........................SCREAMING AND YELLING VULGAR OBSCENITIES!SOMETIMES HE IS THE NICEST PERSON..............YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW.

AND THEN HE IS THAT OTHER GUY..........

HIS EYES ARE ORIGINALLY BLUE...........
....HIS EYES TURN GREEN AND ITS SAID THEY GLOW IN THE DARK.
HIS VOICE CHANGES........AND HE BECOMES EVIL............ [it goes on and on like this]

Love123, Christian Forum.Net 59 Comments [7/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Martyn
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jellybean

im stunned. Truely stunned

This is a dyslexics nightmare. I dont know where to begin.

i have one word: acid.

7/30/2006 11:30:37 AM

whitewater55

There are programs available to assist you. Take advantage of them.

7/30/2006 11:33:53 AM

jellybean

The point was, i think this is the most crazed and badly written thing i'd ever seen.

Was there even a point to it?

7/30/2006 11:46:20 AM

Hadanelith

I can't force myself to read this.

7/30/2006 12:21:32 PM

JustinGG

Now I understand what they mean when they say \"batshit insane.\"

7/30/2006 12:51:06 PM

Mister Spak

His caps lock button is having a war
with his period button.

7/30/2006 1:29:32 PM

Pike

The best I can figure out - He thinks the neighborhood wino is Satan.

7/30/2006 2:04:16 PM

Geek


MY NAME IS LEGION

We are Legion!

7/30/2006 2:08:45 PM

She-Wolf

This wouldn't be our ol' buddy Justin Shanahan, would it now? Sounds very much like him.

7/30/2006 2:35:58 PM

Blue

I sure want that special touch from Jesus.

7/30/2006 2:53:15 PM

Papabear

\"SKITSOPHRENICS?\" Short, very active, theatrical pieces?

\"PHYSIC ABILITY?\" Able to get an \"A\" in physics class?


\"ONE MOMENT HE CRIES FOR SALVATION.... AND PRAYS TO JESUS\"

So what is Jesus' excuse for not saving him?


\"VULGAR OBSCENITIES?\" As opposed to those polite obscenities?


Most periods per paragraph award.

7/30/2006 2:55:55 PM

Jacob Syne

Don't mistake Satan with your desire to whore attention.

7/30/2006 2:58:19 PM

Star Cluster

Great moog-a-lee boog-a-lee. That's one hell of a case of mental diarrhea you got going there.

7/30/2006 3:30:01 PM

ND

Never, never, never eat mushrooms that you find growing in the woods.

7/30/2006 4:11:37 PM

NotMe

And now we are to believe that he is possessed by demon entities. As if satans minions haven't got anything better to do than letting the world know that they are here. Subtle influences on human behaviour is far better for their cause.

7/30/2006 4:25:16 PM

xMinionX

I bet this made sense to someone.

Somewhere.

Maybe.

7/30/2006 5:25:12 PM

Mestilf

Love123 meet Justin, Justin meet Love 123.

Now you too have fun... just no breeding.... period.

7/30/2006 5:55:23 PM

CousinTed

I wonder if he had to leave his street corner to type that...

7/30/2006 6:42:31 PM

ProperJob

Garbage in, garbage out. Ergo, stop reading the Bible after trying your dealer's 'special recipe'.

7/30/2006 7:43:44 PM

Napoleon the Clown

Why the fuck are so many schizophrenics Christian?

7/30/2006 7:50:03 PM

Ragutis

What gets me is that everyone else in the thread is just like:\"OK. No Prob! Let's pray everyone!\" Didn't faze anyone, at all. Is the day to day life of the typical fundie full of so much insane garbage that this didn't even stand out? WTF? award indeed.

7/30/2006 9:12:23 PM

h3lix

This would be really funny to hear recorded where some guy's screaming all this at the top of his lungs.

Oh by the way, it's spelled \"schizophrenics\", which is a completely different mental problem than dual-personality.

7/31/2006 4:43:59 AM

Despard

#63176: Why the fuck are so many schizophrenics Christian?

Good question. I suspect they're Christian because they have been raised that way, but they get paranoid and hear voices because they're schizophrenic.

7/31/2006 8:45:16 AM

dykitty

Mrs. Paige must be Love123's mother. There's that affinity for capslock and as well as the insane babbling, you know?

7/31/2006 8:58:16 AM

Maronan

Loveonetwothree, take your meds. No, those mushrooms are not your meds.

7/31/2006 9:26:16 AM
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