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SO YOUR OFFERING TO BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT,how nice of you. If you'll remeber history AIDS started because some QUEER SON of a BITCH was A** F***ing a Monkey and spread it around, So no QUEERS no trouble.

Big Iron, Speakout Forums 27 Comments [7/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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CousinTed

It's like a conglomoration of all the harmful urban myths about AIDs, rolled into a single sentence.

7/30/2006 2:53:39 AM

Martyn



\"The Low IQ Award\" Goe's to Big Iron.

7/30/2006 3:08:51 AM

Dante's Virgil

Why is it he can type \"queer son of a bitch\" but he has to put stars in \"A**F**ing a Monkey\"?

7/30/2006 3:15:19 AM

Hadanelith

And you're a motherfucking asshole, so shut the fuck up.

7/30/2006 3:35:35 AM

Dante's Virgil

Let's see if we can fix this: \"So you're offering to blow your brains out, how nice of you. If you'll remember history, a hell of a lot of trouble started because some crazy son of a bitch was spreading it around that he was the son of God. So, no Christians, no trouble.\"

7/30/2006 4:01:52 AM

Papabear

I don't recall sex with a monkey being involved with the spread of HIV. I thought the theory was that it was spread from monkeys to humans by the practice of eating raw monkey brains.

7/30/2006 4:53:26 AM

Papabear

In one way guys like this crack me up. He's ranting in capital letters about death, queers and queer sons of bitches, yet he thinks himself too much of a gentleman to type ass fucking.

7/30/2006 4:59:40 AM

glyptodon

I don't know it would even have to be brains... maybe you're thinking of kuru, or Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease? Since it's a blood-borne disease, I imagine that anyone butchering a primate that had the disease, or coming into contact with the raw meat, could be at risk. Considering that bush meat is even now a huge trade, despite restrictions against killing and trading endangered species, I think that's a lot more likely as the source of human infection than \"ass-fucking a monkey.\"

7/30/2006 6:19:46 AM

b. beau brinker

Pig Iron, i hope the vice squad catches you blowing a tranny hooker.

7/30/2006 7:13:15 AM

Maronan

Dear Big Iron,

You are wrong. Please correct yourself and save any shred of dignity you may have remaining.

Sincerely,
Maronan

7/30/2006 7:53:14 AM

Tiny Bulcher

Big Iron! Hahahahaha! You don't know what 'iron' means in British slang, do you? I'll give you a clue, it's rhyming slang, and the full phrase is 'iron hoof' .... *giggle*

7/30/2006 9:02:43 AM

Nekhbet

Tiny, total Poof?

7/30/2006 5:08:07 PM

Napoleon the Clown

Actually, someone eating ape brains. Not fucking a monkey up the ass, no matter how fun that sounds to you.

7/30/2006 7:50:47 PM

Tiny Bulcher

@ Nekhbet: just 'poof', actually. So his nick would mean 'big poof'. Ironic for the Big Iron, no?

7/30/2006 8:38:44 PM

ProperJob

\"...no QUEERS no trouble.\"

Wrong. No bigots, no trouble. The only people causing a stir over all this are the insecure homophobes.

7/30/2006 10:09:51 PM

Julian

That is not how AIDS started you idiot, just as rabies wasn't invented by God to stop his congregation assfucking racoons or in your case, baby squirrels.

7/31/2006 1:44:18 PM

whitewater55

What the fuck does remeber mean? Is that some gap-toothed cracker talk?
Pig Iron, please answer.

7/31/2006 9:36:17 PM

NonHomogenized

You know, just because you have a desire to fuck a monkey in the ass, doesn't mean that everyone else does or did.

Personally, I applaud your decision to stick to your own species, and to never procreate. Stick with it!

8/1/2006 6:47:56 AM

tracer

That is not how AIDS started you idiot

He'll never believe it. You're talking to a man who doesn't want to believe that there are ways to spread HIV other than anal sex.

8/2/2006 6:48:41 PM

Redhunter

\"So no QUEERS no trouble\"

How 'bout, \"No rednecks, no inbreeding\"?

8/14/2006 7:11:05 AM

Matilde

Sorry, it´s because a group of MORONS thought that the blood of some infected monkeys would increase his powers in bed with their 8th wife. Let´s kill straight people then.

8/26/2006 10:59:01 PM

Matilde

Besides, fucking a monkey is bestiality, you confused it. And, the only way he could have caught the virus is through SEMEN, infected semen from the monkey man. NO MONKEYS NO PROBLEM.

8/26/2006 11:01:12 PM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

...I don't think that's how it started. AIDS can be transmitted more then one way, from what I hear.

12/26/2007 8:08:24 PM

Venis

Excuse me sir, but your stupid is showing.

I suggest you STFU.

12/29/2007 9:06:39 PM

cyborgtroy

IF YOU REMEMBER BUTTSECKZ MAYBE IT WAS A HOT FEMALE MONKEY AND IT WASN'T BUTTSECKZ AND IT SPREAD THROUGH ALTERNATING GENDERS.

NO STRAIGHTS NO TROUBLE.

Shit, I'm straight!

Just don't kill anybody....

1/16/2008 4:53:02 AM
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