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Quote# 13405

[Jake99 believes himself to be Jesus]

I am trying to cut the End Times short and I remain optimistic that one of you will wake up soon. I can stop the Mid East wars for all of time and have every intention of doing so just as I have stopped many other wars between people, unions and companies in the past.The UN has never stopped a single war and I do those things without anyone standing in my corner to advise or assist me.

Jake99, Armageddon Online Forums 36 Comments [7/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#60039
CousinTed

He's the CORPORATE MESIAH!!!

8/5/2006 9:32:34 PM
#63170
Redhunter

Jake99 you are doing a terrible job of halting wars, famine, starvation, cancer, birth defects, pollution, suffering, disease, natural disasters, healing economies, giving hope, helping the poor, or offering up one shred of evidence to back up your loony bullshit. Stop shooting off your lying mouth and do something to back up your ridiculous claims. Nothing worse then a jumpy schizo with a christ complex.

8/14/2006 7:07:56 AM
#64763
Jake99

Redhunter,

I can only resolve the issues you speak of if the nations and religions let me lead the world with the simple system Jesus recommeneded rather than the system Satan or the Anti Christ has the world following. I am the opposite of the mainstream and I have turned the chaos that others found acceptable into peace and prosperity many times. The problems the world has such difficulty resolving are childs play to resolve using the Jesus simple operating system. Let me know when you have given up on going the wrong direction and following leaders who only know how to follow.

8/17/2006 1:20:29 AM
#67966
Angel Kaida

Not to be the quintessential Godless conservative again, but... CRUCIFY HIM!

8/24/2006 5:52:57 PM
#70948
Jake99

Global warming, pollution and wars are your problems and I can resolve them quickly. You already tried me and convicted me but I walked away from the crucifiction when my actions were legally not crimes. Nice job convicting the man who stands against this way and promises the New World.Its a good thing you cannot get away with violating the law in this day and age.

8/31/2006 10:06:51 PM
#84255
Cartesiantheater

Hey Jake! Remember me from AO? Can't believe I found you here! Keep up the good work man... (and remember, although I sometimes make fun of you, if you actually do run for office, you have my vote sir! And if you are able to become the world leader, please don't forget to make me your high priest, if I am qualified, and I will command all to worship, preforming signs and wonders from the power that you give unto me- and remember the computer chip system I mentioned? Everyone get's one on their hand or forehead? Think of what that will solve! No more kidnap/murders, no more escaping criminals, no more lost old folks. It'd be perfect.)

-CT

9/28/2006 1:40:01 AM
#85720
Jake99

Cartesiantheater,

I am a leader not a magician my works are of common sense and fair play. All who are with me are worthy of assisting but no worship is allowed for I am not God and I have no time for religious matters. This world is in trouble and it requires solutions not prayers.Reap what you sow and give back what you have taken that is not yours to possess.

10/1/2006 2:15:03 AM
#1471746
David F Mayer

Call an orderly over right away and get your anti-psychotic medication for the day. You obviously need it badly.

Then have him put on your strait jacket and help you into your padded cell for the night. Hopefully, you will feel better in the morning.

11/19/2012 10:25:08 PM
#1471750


What are you waiting for? Women and children are dying in Gaza right now, and you just sit there, rolling your thumbs, when you say you could end it. Bad you!

11/19/2012 11:15:07 PM
#1471756
anti-nonsense

forget delusions of grandeur, this guy has delusions of adequacy.

11/20/2012 12:27:17 AM
#1471771


Deluded much?

11/20/2012 2:37:04 AM
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