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Jesus won't return as an evil Jew, instead he'll be born as a poor African, perhaps die from AIDS and then resurect. Jesus should avoid this terrorist state at all costs and the whole Muddle East. Jesus was a man of peace !

Poodle Blair, C4 Forums 17 Comments [7/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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AWP

original

7/31/2006 3:57:21 PM

Star Cluster

Original, yes, but still stupid as hell. According to fundie thinking, tho, this means that he will be born a gay African as they all know that being gay is the only way to catch AIDS.

7/31/2006 5:01:09 PM

David D.G.

Didn't Jesus supposedly do the whole \"dying and resurrecting\" thing once before already? At least, that seems to be what I've heard somewhere. This would seem to be redundant (not to mention anticlimactic).


~David D.G.

7/31/2006 6:05:45 PM



Is \"Mud\"le East some kind of terrible derogatory pun, or just an idiot who can't find his way around a keyboard?

7/31/2006 6:18:41 PM

Papabear

Hey, PB, get a load of this:

In Matt. 10:34-35 KJV Jesus says \"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.\"

Really, man of Peace?


7/31/2006 7:21:00 PM

David D.G.

#63441

Is \"Mud\"le East some kind of terrible derogatory pun, or just an idiot who can't find his way around a keyboard?

First, he meant it as a pun, but the pun with \"middle\" isn't \"mud,\" but \"muddle\" -- meaning all mixed up, a hopeless situation.

Second, who are you -- Claude Rains?


~David D.G.

7/31/2006 8:00:05 PM

NotMe

Jesus does not die a second time. The first time was bad enough and he is still recuperating from it. The treating doctors also diagnosed him with half a dozen mental disorders caused by an abusive parent. The counseling will probably take until the better part of the 5th millenium.

7/31/2006 9:21:15 PM

whitewater55

Huh? Whaddafugisdisshit?
Wait, an anti-semitic rant, really.
Ok, now I get it!
Poodle - fuckoffanddie!

7/31/2006 9:29:57 PM

Jacob Syne

Not that bad, this one... or maybe I'm jaded.

7/31/2006 10:31:29 PM

Napoleon the Clown

This is just weird.

7/31/2006 10:43:59 PM

Napoleon the Clown

This is just weird.

7/31/2006 10:53:29 PM

Crosis

I recognize the words, but putting them together in that order don't make no damn sense!

8/1/2006 12:07:00 AM

Julian

Yeah, every nation should be allowed to kill Jesus once, it just wouldn't be fair otherwise.

Where do we lodge out bids? I have to admit the crucifixion was quite inspired. And when the Spanish tortured him in the Inquisition, the irony was palpable - no wonder they hushed it up.

8/1/2006 8:53:41 AM

Redhunter

So is jesus getting to like this dying thing or what?

8/14/2006 7:00:21 AM

Matilde

Well, you´ll probably be the first one to crucify him for not being Christian enough.

8/26/2006 11:02:00 PM



perhaps jesus gets born as a poor african, dies of aids and gets resurected every few years. we'd hardly notice would we?

6/5/2008 6:50:39 AM



And you THINK that Africa is a stable region?, you're wishing man!!!

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