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#57553
Hadanelith
No it isn't. Your wild ranting does nothing to endear yourself or your religion to the rest of us.
7/30/2006 12:18:44 PM
#57557
moonbiter
Onkel Fagobert is afraid he's going to catch teh Ghay.
7/30/2006 12:29:03 PM
#57570
Mister Spak
But I thought homosexuality was proved
unnatural because animals didn't do it.
7/30/2006 1:34:22 PM
#57580
Bob_Zimmerman
Mister Spak - If they say that animals learn it, then they get the best of both worlds, as it were. They still get to say that it's unnatural, and they also don't have to contradict observable evidence.
Anyway, back to the direct topic. One person's story does not \"proof positive\" make. It's anecdotal evidence at best, and that's basically worthless in terms of proving anything.
Go go gadget stupid!
7/30/2006 2:26:36 PM
#57583
Papabear
Homosexuals are illegal aliens?
In dogs, and probably other mammals, such \"mating\" behavior is actually a show of dominance. Puppies try humping other dogs to find out where they rank in the dominance structure.
Even if you proclaim twaddle to be fact using capital letters and multiple exclamation points, it is still twaddle.
7/30/2006 2:38:49 PM
#57594
Jacob Syne
You don't really know a lot of things, do you?
7/30/2006 3:06:55 PM
#57611
JohnRaptor
\"Even if you proclaim twaddle to be fact using capital letters and multiple exclamation points, it is still twaddle.\"
Argumentum ad Capslock.
7/30/2006 4:57:28 PM
#57615
Amigone201
Please, say \"THIS IS A FACT!!!!!\" a few more times. I don't believe you yet.
7/30/2006 5:08:22 PM
#57616
Nekhbet
OK so what is Herbie humping your leg proof positive of?
7/30/2006 5:12:40 PM
#57639
dykitty
I call troll.
7/30/2006 7:09:28 PM
#57655
Napoleon the Clown
Anecdotal evidence won't cut it.
7/30/2006 7:53:48 PM
#57660
Jeremy
Just because you added eleven exclamation points doesn't make it a fact.
7/30/2006 8:21:36 PM
#57675
Anti-Goth
Troll seconded. Sreiously...Onkel Fagobert?
7/30/2006 9:45:31 PM
#57677
CousinTed
Somone call the fag police!
7/30/2006 9:52:01 PM
#57688
ssdexecutor
It is indeed a fact that homosexuals are animals. As are all humans.
7/30/2006 10:52:08 PM
#57689
Nostromo
Gays are illegal aliens because my rabbit is humping my Lab?!?
7/30/2006 10:52:11 PM
#57712
Austin
You, sir, are lower than a dirty stupid animal. THIS IS A FACT!!!!!!!!!!!
7/31/2006 12:32:09 AM
#57715
g-21-lto
Troll, troll, it MUST be a troll...
...mustn't it? I mean, he even named himself Onkel FAGobert. Please please please be a troll...
7/31/2006 1:07:47 AM
#57772
Mary Sunshine
Interesting hypothesis, Uncle Fagobert. If true, then where could they have learned such behaviors besides from their Loving Master? Hmmmmm?
Troll,troll,troll your boat...
7/31/2006 6:06:04 AM
#57790
Maronan
The actions of your dog prove that people born in the US are not born in the US if they're gay. Well, if you say so.
Why don't you go prove that black is white and get killed at the next zebra crossing?
Maronan's Law: The odds of a statement being true are inversely proportional to the number of exclaimation points that follow it.
(I'm guessing millions of people thought of this first, but none of them decided to put their names on it! Ha!)
7/31/2006 9:43:46 AM
#57814
Julian
Yes, because no other dog in the history of the universe that was not under the evil spell of dun dun dun - \"dirty Rabbit Boris\" has ever humped anything the minute it's testicles kicked into overdrive.
If it was a learned behaviour, shouldn't you be doing it after you saw it?
7/31/2006 1:35:07 PM
#57867
kmisho
Even if homosexuality was a learned behavior...I don't see how that makes it a thing to despise and try to eliminate.
Liking Mozart is a learned behavior too. Does that me we should hate and attack anyone who likes Mozart?
In the end, whether it's a learned behavior or not makes no difference. The question is, does it hurt people?The answer is, obviosly, No.
7/31/2006 4:58:19 PM
#57870
kkkron
Saying it doesn't make it fact. You are an asshole. Oh wait, I just proved myself wrong.
7/31/2006 5:07:54 PM
#57906
zen
A horny rabbit (which we all know reproduce like...well...rabbits) + a lab puppy + a collie puppy = a learned behaviored homosexual. Either this guy's a fucking genious or he's a fucking idiot who has obviously taken intellectual suicide to new levels. I'm gonna go with the latter of the two.
7/31/2006 6:42:38 PM
#57924
bria
this is the type of guy that whould beat his kid to death for having *homosexual tendencies*
7/31/2006 8:01:19 PM
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