Quote# 13408

The more anti-faggot policies the better for all true Americans! Faggots are not American but basically ILLEGAL ALIENS or just plain dirty animals. Thats the facts folks. I had a dirty Rabbit Boris that always humped Herbie my Lab puppy. Now Herbie didn\\'t like it one bit at first but after a while he got used to it. Just the other day Herbie was humpin the neighbors male collie puppy. This is proof positive folks that homosexual behavior is a learned response and any human that partakes in such behavior lowers themselves to the level of an dirty stupid animal. THIS IS A FACT!!!!!!!!!!!

Onkel Fagobert, Speakout.com 41 Comments [7/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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No it isn't. Your wild ranting does nothing to endear yourself or your religion to the rest of us.

7/30/2006 12:18:44 PM


Onkel Fagobert is afraid he's going to catch teh Ghay.

7/30/2006 12:29:03 PM

Mister Spak

But I thought homosexuality was proved
unnatural because animals didn't do it.

7/30/2006 1:34:22 PM


Mister Spak - If they say that animals learn it, then they get the best of both worlds, as it were. They still get to say that it's unnatural, and they also don't have to contradict observable evidence.

Anyway, back to the direct topic. One person's story does not \"proof positive\" make. It's anecdotal evidence at best, and that's basically worthless in terms of proving anything.

Go go gadget stupid!

7/30/2006 2:26:36 PM


Homosexuals are illegal aliens?

In dogs, and probably other mammals, such \"mating\" behavior is actually a show of dominance. Puppies try humping other dogs to find out where they rank in the dominance structure.

Even if you proclaim twaddle to be fact using capital letters and multiple exclamation points, it is still twaddle.

7/30/2006 2:38:49 PM

Jacob Syne

You don't really know a lot of things, do you?

7/30/2006 3:06:55 PM


\"Even if you proclaim twaddle to be fact using capital letters and multiple exclamation points, it is still twaddle.\"

Argumentum ad Capslock.

7/30/2006 4:57:28 PM


Please, say \"THIS IS A FACT!!!!!\" a few more times. I don't believe you yet.

7/30/2006 5:08:22 PM


OK so what is Herbie humping your leg proof positive of?

7/30/2006 5:12:40 PM


I call troll.

7/30/2006 7:09:28 PM

Napoleon the Clown

Anecdotal evidence won't cut it.

7/30/2006 7:53:48 PM


Just because you added eleven exclamation points doesn't make it a fact.

7/30/2006 8:21:36 PM


Troll seconded. Sreiously...Onkel Fagobert?

7/30/2006 9:45:31 PM


Somone call the fag police!

7/30/2006 9:52:01 PM


It is indeed a fact that homosexuals are animals. As are all humans.

7/30/2006 10:52:08 PM


Gays are illegal aliens because my rabbit is humping my Lab?!?

7/30/2006 10:52:11 PM


You, sir, are lower than a dirty stupid animal. THIS IS A FACT!!!!!!!!!!!

7/31/2006 12:32:09 AM


Troll, troll, it MUST be a troll...

...mustn't it? I mean, he even named himself Onkel FAGobert. Please please please be a troll...

7/31/2006 1:07:47 AM

Mary Sunshine

Interesting hypothesis, Uncle Fagobert. If true, then where could they have learned such behaviors besides from their Loving Master? Hmmmmm?

Troll,troll,troll your boat...

7/31/2006 6:06:04 AM


The actions of your dog prove that people born in the US are not born in the US if they're gay. Well, if you say so.

Why don't you go prove that black is white and get killed at the next zebra crossing?

Maronan's Law: The odds of a statement being true are inversely proportional to the number of exclaimation points that follow it.

(I'm guessing millions of people thought of this first, but none of them decided to put their names on it! Ha!)

7/31/2006 9:43:46 AM


Yes, because no other dog in the history of the universe that was not under the evil spell of dun dun dun - \"dirty Rabbit Boris\" has ever humped anything the minute it's testicles kicked into overdrive.

If it was a learned behaviour, shouldn't you be doing it after you saw it?

7/31/2006 1:35:07 PM


Even if homosexuality was a learned behavior...I don't see how that makes it a thing to despise and try to eliminate.

Liking Mozart is a learned behavior too. Does that me we should hate and attack anyone who likes Mozart?

In the end, whether it's a learned behavior or not makes no difference. The question is, does it hurt people?The answer is, obviosly, No.

7/31/2006 4:58:19 PM


Saying it doesn't make it fact. You are an asshole. Oh wait, I just proved myself wrong.

7/31/2006 5:07:54 PM


A horny rabbit (which we all know reproduce like...well...rabbits) + a lab puppy + a collie puppy = a learned behaviored homosexual. Either this guy's a fucking genious or he's a fucking idiot who has obviously taken intellectual suicide to new levels. I'm gonna go with the latter of the two.

7/31/2006 6:42:38 PM


this is the type of guy that whould beat his kid to death for having *homosexual tendencies*

7/31/2006 8:01:19 PM

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