The more anti-faggot policies the better for all true Americans! Faggots are not American but basically ILLEGAL ALIENS or just plain dirty animals. Thats the facts folks. I had a dirty Rabbit Boris that always humped Herbie my Lab puppy. Now Herbie didn\\'t like it one bit at first but after a while he got used to it. Just the other day Herbie was humpin the neighbors male collie puppy. This is proof positive folks that homosexual behavior is a learned response and any human that partakes in such behavior lowers themselves to the level of an dirty stupid animal. THIS IS A FACT!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mister Spak - If they say that animals learn it, then they get the best of both worlds, as it were. They still get to say that it's unnatural, and they also don't have to contradict observable evidence.
Anyway, back to the direct topic. One person's story does not "proof positive" make. It's anecdotal evidence at best, and that's basically worthless in terms of proving anything.
Go go gadget stupid!
Homosexuals are illegal aliens?
In dogs, and probably other mammals, such "mating" behavior is actually a show of dominance. Puppies try humping other dogs to find out where they rank in the dominance structure.
Even if you proclaim twaddle to be fact using capital letters and multiple exclamation points, it is still twaddle.
Troll, troll, it MUST be a troll...
...mustn't it? I mean, he even named himself Onkel FAGobert. Please please please be a troll...
Interesting hypothesis, Uncle Fagobert. If true, then where could they have learned such behaviors besides from their Loving Master? Hmmmmm?
Troll,troll,troll your boat...
The actions of your dog prove that people born in the US are not born in the US if they're gay. Well, if you say so.
Why don't you go prove that black is white and get killed at the next zebra crossing?
Maronan's Law: The odds of a statement being true are inversely proportional to the number of exclaimation points that follow it.
(I'm guessing millions of people thought of this first, but none of them decided to put their names on it! Ha!)
Yes, because no other dog in the history of the universe that was not under the evil spell of dun dun dun - "dirty Rabbit Boris" has ever humped anything the minute it's testicles kicked into overdrive.
If it was a learned behaviour, shouldn't you be doing it after you saw it?
Even if homosexuality was a learned behavior...I don't see how that makes it a thing to despise and try to eliminate.
Liking Mozart is a learned behavior too. Does that me we should hate and attack anyone who likes Mozart?
In the end, whether it's a learned behavior or not makes no difference. The question is, does it hurt people?The answer is, obviosly, No.
Liking Mozart is a learned behavior too. Does that me we should hate and attack anyone who likes Mozart?
Yes. Mozart was a monchromatic hack. The people who lay claims of greatness on that Savant-slob are ruining good music for the rest of us.
I saw my dog eating the other day and a bit later my cat was eating at the same time!
So every time you eat, you're lowering yourself to being an animal...
"The more anti-faggot policies the better for all true Americans"
You'd have loved the Nazi regime and Islamic theocracies. And Christian ones too in Africa.
And true Americans? Like your true Americans who voted Bush who fucked our economy? Or later Trump who is in bed with the Russians and under investigation?
"Faggots are not American but basically ILLEGAL ALIENS or just plain dirty animals"
What about the ones born in America? And they are human beings. Unless you're looking for an excuse to kill them. In which case you'd be just like Daesh
" Thats the facts folks. I had a dirty Rabbit Boris that always humped Herbie my Lab puppy. Now Herbie didn\\'t like it one bit at first but after a while he got used to it. Just the other day Herbie was humpin the neighbors male collie puppy. This is proof positive folks that homosexual behavior is a learned response and any human that partakes in such behavior lowers themselves to the level of an dirty stupid animal. THIS IS A FACT!!!!!!!!!!!
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Your facts show you don't understand sexuality. It's not actually learned. And humans that do it are consenting adults.
Needs more !!!!!!!!!!! Eleven are just not convincing enough.
@ Nekhbet
OK so what is Herbie humping your leg proof positive of?
His leg is a "bottom"?
@ cyborgtroy
I saw my dog eating the other day and a bit later my cat was eating at the same time!
Oh! The morals of a cat! He probably didn't know how to eat until he saw the dog
doing it. Filthy animals, I tell you. Monkey see, monkey do.
If Scrooge McDuck were real, I think he'd want to beat you senseless (short trip) for turning the German version of his name into a homophobic slur.
He was born in 1867 and is less homophobic than you!
Nope, some of those "true Americans" are homosexuals.
People born in the US, by US citizens are illegal aliens?
You're closer to a dirty animal than they are. You're the one who want to restrict other people's human rights because you find them icky.
You do know that male dogs hump everything, right? It's nature, not learned behavior.
Didn't that lab eat too? Partaking in such behavior is also lowering yourself to the level of a dirty animal. Or, ya know, it's just natural and normal...
Nothing of what you have written is in any way close to being a fact.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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