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#57549
Vyoma
Atom smashers make baby Jesus cry.
7/30/2006 12:11:27 PM
#57551
MD20/20
Wow, protons in the Babble....first I heard of it.
7/30/2006 12:16:17 PM
#57552
Hadanelith
Hint for you: Physics existed before Jesus. Realize the philosophical and historical ramifications of what you say, before you say it, asshat.
7/30/2006 12:17:29 PM
#57558
Anna Ghislaine
I looked these up, and Colossians 1:17 is \"he [Jesus] is before all things, and by him all things consist.\" I don't see how one gets from there to the strong nuclear force.
II Peter 3:10 and :12 are just about everything flying apart and melting (I can't be bothered to type it out). It does say \"the elements shall melt with fervent heat\", but melting is not the same as nuclear fission. Furthermore, the 'elements' as the term was understood then were earth, air, fire and water.
7/30/2006 12:37:26 PM
#57571
Mister Spak
What about the color force? Will Jesus relax
his hold on that too?
7/30/2006 1:36:12 PM
#57575
Pike
It's amazing how they have no problem just making stupid stuff up.
7/30/2006 1:57:30 PM
#57581
Papabear
When is Jesus going to relax his hold on your mind? Of course, it seems your mind is flying apart already,
7/30/2006 2:30:31 PM
#57586
Blue
So why doesn't God just vapourise all the homosexuals?
7/30/2006 2:47:03 PM
#57593
Jacob Syne
Go breathe in a lungfull of Chernobyl!
7/30/2006 3:05:36 PM
#57596
g-21-lto
And God is in charge of the electromagnetic force, and the Holy Spirit is in charge of the weak nuclear force. Gravity is rotated among the archangels on a millenial basis.
7/30/2006 3:13:44 PM
#57600
ND
Sure glad that I didn't have a mouthfull of coffee when I read that shit.
7/30/2006 4:10:13 PM
#57604
NotMe
Science 101: Goddidit, and if he didn't, Jesusdidit
7/30/2006 4:19:24 PM
#57613
Amigone201
Jesus relaxes his hold and all the protons come falling out. Don't forget to wipe, Jesus.
7/30/2006 5:00:04 PM
#57656
Napoleon the Clown
Fundie+Science=Bastardized \"science\"
7/30/2006 7:54:54 PM
#57701
Mister Spak
Fundie + science = bdeebdeebdeebdee
7/30/2006 11:34:38 PM
#57716
Sandman
Wow, it's a discussion between JohnR7 and AV1611VET on the Christian Forums.
That's like watching Mike Tyson debate Paris Hilton on the validity on non-Euclidian quantum theory.
7/31/2006 1:13:26 AM
#57740
Kyle
#63071
There is no logical or reasonable connection between Col 1:17 and physics. What AV1611VET is doing here is removing the verse from context, and then free-associating. It's a technique that lots of fundies employ in order to \"find\" predictions and prophecies and extraordinary knowledge in the Bible.
7/31/2006 3:33:15 AM
#57765
JadedRevenge
And before Jesus, atoms didn't stay together...
7/31/2006 4:39:40 AM
#57792
Maronan
AV1611VET isn't Jack Chick, is he? His bastardization of science is ludicrous enough to qualify him, and Chick does believe Jesus holds atoms together, since he claims gluons don't exist and are believed on \"faith.\"
7/31/2006 9:49:45 AM
#57797
David D.G.
Man, fundie \"science\" gets weirder and funnier every day. It's getting so bizarre now that I hardly bother getting disgusted anymore; all I can do is laugh.
~David D.G.
7/31/2006 11:07:42 AM
#57815
Julian
Oh! What? So that would be exactly like they DIDN'T for three days when he died?
7/31/2006 1:39:01 PM
#57857
McCulloch
Fear this: Quantum Christianity!
7/31/2006 4:33:01 PM
#57945
Blind Watchmaker
Oh, no! Is Dark Energy of the devil?
The Rupture is coming!
7/31/2006 10:20:40 PM
#57974
Irene
My husband's commentary:
\"A bib bib bah blah bloo what?!?\"
Captures the essence, I think.
Irene
8/1/2006 2:04:41 AM
#58931
tracer
Chick does believe Jesus holds atoms together, since he claims gluons don't exist and are believed on \"faith.\"
And here's the proof:
Big Daddy?Inspired by Kent \"Dr. Tax Dodge\" Hovind.
8/3/2006 12:12:55 AM
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