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While the illuminati agents in control of the Israeli government do their part of the script bombing for the camera,

the illuminati recall Mel Gibson to the stage, to complete painting the 'Jews have blood in their hands' picture.Gibson's role explained byThe Web of Disinformation set up by the Illuminati

MattMarriott, Christian Forums 15 Comments [7/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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niccomm

The 'Jews have blood in their hands'?

Ummm, so do I, and so do you. Too bad it was cut off from your brain.

7/31/2006 3:56:50 PM

kkkron

Wha?

7/31/2006 5:10:47 PM

Amos

How do I know that MattMarriott isn't an Illuminati plant trying to get me thinking in the wrong direction? Well, it won't work on me!

7/31/2006 6:24:25 PM

Papabear

By that logic, don't the Romans have blood on their hands too?


And, MM, get it through your bony little head, there is no Illuminati.

7/31/2006 7:12:20 PM

ND

Huh

7/31/2006 8:44:51 PM

whitewater55

Wasn't Mel just arrested for drunk driving and shouting anti-semitic comments at the arresting officers? Sounds like good cover to me...

7/31/2006 9:26:45 PM

Hadanelith

There is no Illuminati.
There is no Illuminati.
There is no Illuminati.
THERE IS NO ILLUMINATI.

7/31/2006 10:12:46 PM

ssdexecutor

Jews do indeed have blood in their hands.

7/31/2006 10:15:27 PM

Jacob Syne

Fnord and hail Satan. /o\\

7/31/2006 10:33:36 PM

Crosis

The words are English, but I can't make any sense of the order he's put them in.

8/1/2006 12:08:41 AM

Darth Wang

Actually, there are several real organizations known as the \"Illuminati\".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati#The_Bavarian_Illuminati

8/1/2006 7:33:12 AM

Julian

So first came \"reality\" TV, where a load of contrived baloney was claimed to be \"real\". Now the next stage of insanity is reality is claimed to be a load of contrived baloney.

Oh the fucking irony!

8/1/2006 8:26:43 AM

tracer

Fnord and hail Satan. /o\\


Hmmm ... your sentence looks like it's 4 words long, but every time I count the words I only count three of them. And I suddenly feel anxious for some reason....

8/3/2006 12:17:53 AM

Redhunter

Oooooh! It sounds like one of those old tyme radio shows!

One run by fundamental schizophrenics on crack, that is.

8/14/2006 6:44:42 AM

The Illuminati P.R. Office

We know nothing. Honest.

4/10/2012 8:52:35 AM
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