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Not being a "religious nut" but myspace is yet another tool of satan to lure and deceive the young.

4eversaved, RaptureReady 17 Comments [7/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Ens

Wow. Wow. Wow.

Wow.

Not to be a \"person responding to your post\", but that's really amazing. What would qualify somebody as a religious nut?

...with that said, he or she is dead-on about myspace.

8/1/2006 2:57:20 AM

CousinTed

I thought MySpace was the tool of morons to shout things at the world.

8/1/2006 3:08:41 AM

Crosis

<<< Not being a \"religious nut\" >>>

Um ... sad to say, you are.

8/1/2006 4:16:26 AM

Maronan

Not to be a religious nut, but I'm a religious nut.

8/1/2006 5:48:45 AM

Julian

Ah yes, beware the evil trio of Ba'al, Mephistopheles and.........

Tom!

8/1/2006 7:58:37 AM

David D.G.

Not being a \"religious nut\"? I think that 4eversaved qualifies as a grade-A filbert.


~David D.G.

8/1/2006 2:24:18 PM

Amos

Satan's goal is garish web pages, banal pseudo-depression and poor communication skills?

8/1/2006 2:45:11 PM

Redhunter

Let's see......lies, confusion, deception, ignorance, pride, chaos.... Well whatta you know, MySpace IS a tool of the devil!

That's kind of disappointing, I always thought satan was cooler than that.

8/14/2006 6:40:50 AM

cyborgtroy

Myspace is a propaganda tool that perpetuates incredibly fail music and forces you to listen to the first few seconds of it before you can find the stupid music player.

11/14/2007 10:16:47 AM

The Joker


12/24/2007 8:13:18 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

MySpace sucks, but I wouldn't call it Satanic.

1/23/2008 10:44:57 PM

Darwin

Contradicting yourself in only 19 words. Not bad, but hardly a fundie record.

1/24/2008 5:54:48 AM

Marrik

hah! for a second there i almost thought you werent a religious nut!

3/25/2008 3:25:32 AM

Nightboomfer

Oh heck yes I'll believe it's satanic. Forcing someone to listen to terrible music and look at eye-bleeding backgrounds covered with terribly spelling "Hay this is mai BFF!! ^_^ Lol!" couldn't be anything BUT a tool of the devil.

3/25/2008 5:43:51 AM

God

Not being a cheap joker, but I just wrote a sentence.

1/28/2009 2:18:48 PM

Zeus Almighty

Hey, isn't Myspace owned by Rupert Murdoch, who also owns god's channel, Fox (not) News?

8/2/2011 7:03:52 AM

Anon-e-moose

"but myspace"

Which is on the WWW, invented by the extremely non-True Christian™ Unitarian Universalist Sir Tim Berners-Lee, correct.

"is yet another tool of satan to lure and deceive the young."

So sayeth 4eversaved on Ruptured Retards, which is on the WWW, invented by the extremely non-True Christian™ Unitarian Universalist Sir Tim Berners-Lee, and RR is therefore satanic.

Correct.

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@Zeus Almighty

"Hey, isn't Myspace owned by Rupert Murdoch, who also owns god's channel, Fox (not) News?"

Which is so beloved, nay, almost the sole source of their wingnuttery, n'est-ce pas? Which the now-extinct "News of the World" (not mentioned in RR's list of news sources not to be trusted, despite it's sister Tabloid "The Sun" - part of Murdoch's NewsCorp - was on that list. Oh, teh irony! XP ) is dumping more ordure on Rupiepoos & co - already eyeballs-deep in the shit - via revelations yesterday that a computer security firm (hired by the NotW) advised that paper on methods of deletion of e-mails etc.

So, no hypocrisy on Ruptured Retards' part, nosiree. [/hyper-sarcasm]

The way things are going, the main company NewsCorp (who Murdoch owns 40% of, but thought he was the sole owner; as long as the other 60 got their profits. However...!) will see Rupiepoos & son as a liability - they certainly can't afford them anymore - and ditch all the news media aspects of what is essentially an [i]entertainnment[/b] company (20th Century Fox etc), including Faux News. I've said it before, but bears repeating: It would be the ultimate irony, nay, the most exquisite Schadenfreude - if Faux News was taken over by, say, CNN or BBC News. Then those who presented FN, to keep their jobs, had no choice but to become left wing. >:D

8/2/2011 9:34:54 AM
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