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[Can you name a natural law that's changed?]

The weather is a natural law is it not? Doesn't that change all the time? Are hurricanes natural laws? Yet they come and go!

wayne230, Sean Hannity Discussion Forum 25 Comments [7/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Ens

Here's your cyanide pill. Bottoms-up.

8/1/2006 2:52:03 AM

CousinTed

You fail at life wayne, please return your vital organs at the front desk.

8/1/2006 3:09:26 AM

Rysith

Nope, natural laws are mathematical representations of the real world, so they don't change. Plus, \"laws\" are really just theories from before theory was in commons useage: look at Newton's Laws, which are close to right, but don't actually work under some conditions, which is why we have relativity (and that has some cases where it doesnt work either, which is why it is still being refined).

8/1/2006 3:42:45 AM

Crosis

<<< The weather is a natural law is it not? >>>

The processes by which the weather operates are natural laws. The weather itself is not.

8/1/2006 4:10:15 AM

Maronan

Dear waynetwothreezero,

You are wrong. Please admit to your mistake and stop being so stupid.

Sincerely,
Maronan

8/1/2006 6:08:24 AM

offput

You know, I swear that right at the end of the month, the fundies try and slip these insanely absurd things by us hoping we'll miss it...

8/1/2006 6:08:47 AM

NonHomogenized

supersport? Is that you?

8/1/2006 7:30:18 AM

Julian

No they obey natural laws. Mostly it's to do with large masses of water absorbing the suns energy and being a better heat conductor and sink than land. The corresponding differences affect the atmosphere. It's quite interesting - far more so than blaming it on El, your stupid storm God.

8/1/2006 8:38:25 AM

David D.G.

The weather is a natural law that is constantly changing? What the frell?

This comment holds less water than a sieve. Of tissue paper. On Mercury at high noon.


~David D.G.

8/1/2006 2:21:53 PM

Mister Spak

\"Are hurricanes natural laws? \"

You are full of hot air.

8/1/2006 4:53:02 PM

Gerard

Isn't even Hannity getting embaressed with some of the posts on that board?

8/1/2006 8:51:57 PM

tracer

This comment holds less water than a sieve. Of tissue paper. On Mercury at high noon.

Don't forget -- due to Mercury's lack of any axial tilt, the poles are never in direct sunlight and could in theory contain frozen water ice.

8/3/2006 7:56:38 PM

David D.G.

tracer #65048

<< This comment holds less water than a sieve. Of tissue paper. On Mercury at high noon. >>

Don't forget -- due to Mercury's lack of any axial tilt, the poles are never in direct sunlight and could in theory contain frozen water ice.

Tracer, that's why I referred to HIGH noon -- i.e., when the sun is overhead, which would never be the case at the poles.

Actually, I almost referred to Venus instead, which is about 730 degrees C all over the planet all the time, but I figured that Mercury would be a more dramatic example. I should have realized that someone as pedantic as I am would call me on it here.


~David D.G.

8/3/2006 8:37:47 PM

Redhunter

Another wisp of steam from a bubbling cauldren of stupid.

8/14/2006 6:25:23 AM

Gjervan

It seems like a fundie to me, but without context (couldn't access the source) it could also be that he was arguing for global warming.

2/12/2008 10:03:25 PM

anti-nonsense

The weather operates according to natural laws. It is not a natural law.

2/12/2008 10:26:37 PM



Look at my hair. My hair's natural but it changes all the time!

PWNT.

2/14/2008 6:32:07 PM

GigaGuess

*sigh*

Weather is mutable, but it still follows set "laws."

If it didn't, how the hell would we be able to predict the weather with even reasonable accuracy?

2/14/2008 6:49:28 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Tonight's forecast: DARK. Darkness will continue until wayne gets a clue.

2/14/2008 7:16:06 PM

Um... Wow.

Stop wasting my air, you fucking idiot.

2/14/2008 9:20:24 PM

TerriblyAmused

What?
I...NO!!
Weather does NOT work that way, asshole!

2/14/2008 9:22:55 PM

GigaGuess

*hands TerriblyAmused a Cluestick*

Here. This might help.

2/14/2008 11:14:20 PM

TerriblyAmused

If it's all the same, I'd rather use this:

They don't make cork-bats like they used to... :/

2/14/2008 11:16:19 PM

POSW

George Carlin would be proud.

"I'm Al Sleet, your hippy-dippy weatherman, here with all the hippy-dippy weather, man."

2/14/2008 11:57:49 PM

Professor von SCIENCE!

I think this proves that fundies are completely numb from the neck up.

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