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Quote# 13428

[Can you name a natural law that's changed?]

The weather is a natural law is it not? Doesn't that change all the time? Are hurricanes natural laws? Yet they come and go!

wayne230, Sean Hannity Discussion Forum 24 Comments [7/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#57994
Ens

Here's your cyanide pill. Bottoms-up.

8/1/2006 2:52:03 AM
#58000
CousinTed

You fail at life wayne, please return your vital organs at the front desk.

8/1/2006 3:09:26 AM
#58014
Rysith

Nope, natural laws are mathematical representations of the real world, so they don't change. Plus, \"laws\" are really just theories from before theory was in commons useage: look at Newton's Laws, which are close to right, but don't actually work under some conditions, which is why we have relativity (and that has some cases where it doesnt work either, which is why it is still being refined).

8/1/2006 3:42:45 AM
#58019
Crosis

<<< The weather is a natural law is it not? >>>

The processes by which the weather operates are natural laws. The weather itself is not.

8/1/2006 4:10:15 AM
#58048
Maronan

Dear waynetwothreezero,

You are wrong. Please admit to your mistake and stop being so stupid.

Sincerely,
Maronan

8/1/2006 6:08:24 AM
#58049
offput

You know, I swear that right at the end of the month, the fundies try and slip these insanely absurd things by us hoping we'll miss it...

8/1/2006 6:08:47 AM
#58069
NonHomogenized

supersport? Is that you?

8/1/2006 7:30:18 AM
#58098
Julian

No they obey natural laws. Mostly it's to do with large masses of water absorbing the suns energy and being a better heat conductor and sink than land. The corresponding differences affect the atmosphere. It's quite interesting - far more so than blaming it on El, your stupid storm God.

8/1/2006 8:38:25 AM
#58163
David D.G.

The weather is a natural law that is constantly changing? What the frell?

This comment holds less water than a sieve. Of tissue paper. On Mercury at high noon.


~David D.G.

8/1/2006 2:21:53 PM
#58204
Mister Spak

\"Are hurricanes natural laws? \"

You are full of hot air.

8/1/2006 4:53:02 PM
#58351
Gerard

Isn't even Hannity getting embaressed with some of the posts on that board?

8/1/2006 8:51:57 PM
#59361
tracer

This comment holds less water than a sieve. Of tissue paper. On Mercury at high noon.

Don't forget -- due to Mercury's lack of any axial tilt, the poles are never in direct sunlight and could in theory contain frozen water ice.

8/3/2006 7:56:38 PM
#59379
David D.G.

tracer #65048

<< This comment holds less water than a sieve. Of tissue paper. On Mercury at high noon. >>

Don't forget -- due to Mercury's lack of any axial tilt, the poles are never in direct sunlight and could in theory contain frozen water ice.

Tracer, that's why I referred to HIGH noon -- i.e., when the sun is overhead, which would never be the case at the poles.

Actually, I almost referred to Venus instead, which is about 730 degrees C all over the planet all the time, but I figured that Mercury would be a more dramatic example. I should have realized that someone as pedantic as I am would call me on it here.


~David D.G.

8/3/2006 8:37:47 PM
#63161
Redhunter

Another wisp of steam from a bubbling cauldren of stupid.

8/14/2006 6:25:23 AM
#405448
Gjervan

It seems like a fundie to me, but without context (couldn't access the source) it could also be that he was arguing for global warming.

2/12/2008 10:03:25 PM
#405485
anti-nonsense

The weather operates according to natural laws. It is not a natural law.

2/12/2008 10:26:37 PM
#406811


Look at my hair. My hair's natural but it changes all the time!

PWNT.

2/14/2008 6:32:07 PM
#406829
GigaGuess

*sigh*

Weather is mutable, but it still follows set "laws."

If it didn't, how the hell would we be able to predict the weather with even reasonable accuracy?

2/14/2008 6:49:28 PM
#406843
Caustic Gnostic

Tonight's forecast: DARK. Darkness will continue until wayne gets a clue.

2/14/2008 7:16:06 PM
#406938
Um... Wow.

Stop wasting my air, you fucking idiot.

2/14/2008 9:20:24 PM
#406942
TerriblyAmused

What?
I...NO!!
Weather does NOT work that way, asshole!

2/14/2008 9:22:55 PM
#407017
GigaGuess

*hands TerriblyAmused a Cluestick*

Here. This might help.

2/14/2008 11:14:20 PM
#407019
TerriblyAmused

If it's all the same, I'd rather use this:

They don't make cork-bats like they used to... :/

2/14/2008 11:16:19 PM
#407059
POSW

George Carlin would be proud.

"I'm Al Sleet, your hippy-dippy weatherman, here with all the hippy-dippy weather, man."

2/14/2008 11:57:49 PM
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