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Non-believers call God a tyrant [for sending good people to hell]. Thing is, He isn't a tyrant to me...I'm going to heaven.
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This is one of the guys I want to bump into in Heaven and say: \"Hey remember me.\"
12/19/2006 2:45:11 AM
You're not going to Heaven. Thing is, no one is..
12/19/2006 2:58:25 AM
I wish I could see the looks on these guys' faces when Zeus sends them away.
12/19/2006 3:11:15 AM
Yeah, didn't Christ say something like, \"Blessed are those who kiss up to me, for they shall be let into heaven to do so for eternity, but tough luck for those who have too much personal integrity for that.\"
12/19/2006 4:23:06 AM
Man Called True
On the rare occasions a spark of my belief cues up, I hold to a firm belief that saying \"I'm going to Heaven\" invalidates you from going, and that just shutting up and acting like the good person you claim to be lets you in.
Usually the spark then fades and I cease to give a damn.
12/19/2006 4:35:17 AM
Ignoring there is no God, there is no heaven and there is no hell, I'm fairly certain that decision's not up to you music dud!
12/19/2006 4:45:53 AM
"Communists call Hitler a tyrant [for sending useful Jews to Austwitch] Thing is, He isn't a tyrant to me... I'm going to the breeding-stations."
Sorry about the Godwin, but this was the best twist-o-words I could think of.
2/20/2008 1:53:09 PM
Damn, Gjervan beat me to it.
Epic Godwin? maybe. Accurate? Well, admittedly, not quite. After all, not even Auschwitz has anything on Hell.
2/20/2008 1:59:11 PM
non-Bathists call Saddam Hussien a tyrant [for executing people who disagree with him]. Thing is, He isn't a tyrant to me...I'm a member of the Bathist party.
Yeah, your logic totally carries over...
2/20/2008 2:59:36 PM
Thing is, it isn't a fatal SUV crash to me...I lived.
9/9/2009 10:06:05 AM
"I'm going to heaven."
And that's really what's important isn't it? And your lot has the audacity to call atheists self centered.
9/9/2009 10:57:03 AM
A little selfish are we?
10/12/2009 11:21:51 AM
Not anymore you're not. Pride is a sin, you know.
10/12/2009 11:31:38 AM
10/12/2009 12:06:06 PM
Like people said of Huey Long, "Yeah, he's a son of a bitch, but he's
son of a bitch."
10/12/2009 3:40:07 PM
I don't think Jesus ever said, "Blessed be the selfish dicks" in his Sermon on the Mount....
10/12/2009 6:01:36 PM
Same statement, different dictator:
Turks call Saddam a tyrant [for gassing their cities]. Thing is, he isn't a tyrant to me...my city wasn't gassed.
11/14/2009 11:07:19 AM
"When they came for the Jews, I did not care, because I am not a Jew..."
5/23/2010 5:39:31 AM
Allegory for Jesus
A king who quashes even the slightest dissent without remorse, executes and torments for even the smallest infraction, and who will only make life good for his closest sycophants remains a tyrant, even if you happen to be one of his eager sycophants. You may love him because of how nice he is to you but it doesn't how he is treating everyone else.
7/27/2010 1:32:01 PM
That's right, he can commit whatever atrocities he likes, as long as you personally are in the clear.
Nice Christian morality you've got there, muzikdude.
12/21/2010 1:54:17 PM
That's what most people don't like about your beliefs about your god. The truly evil people go to heaven, and the decent people go to hell, generally. So, you and your god fail.
12/21/2010 9:44:22 PM
Actually, non-believers call the
of God tyrannical. And unless you are talking about the Gay nightclub in London, you ain't going anywhere.
12/21/2010 10:22:13 PM
"Non-believers call God"
Actually they don't.
You aren't real bright, are you?
10/21/2012 2:12:03 PM
You're going to die.
9/14/2013 2:00:27 PM
No, you're not; pride is one of the seven deadly sins. Have fun in hell, muzikdude.
9/15/2013 3:32:48 AM