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<a href="http://www.kids4truth.com/watchmaker/watch.html" target="_blank">Video of a watch evolving in the ocean...</a>
[8/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Is there a 'Cutest' award? This is quite charming for something so misinformed.
8/1/2006 4:16:31 PM
Wow. That's was done pretty well. It's complete bullshit but, still, it is a very
and shiny turd.
8/1/2006 4:22:32 PM
Holy crap is that Xardas from the Gothic games?
8/1/2006 4:26:25 PM
I didn't know telling the watchmaker story was a sin!
8/1/2006 4:50:14 PM
Hell, even my seven year old knows the difference between organic and inorganic material. This is an example of raising the bar on polished stupidity.
I wonder too... the poem claims that everything in nature is so perfectly fine, yet isn't this the same nature that is broken and marred by man's sin? Isn't this the same worldly nature that Christians are supposed to reject and hate?
8/1/2006 4:55:03 PM
It's like Dr. Suess meets Kent Hovind.
8/1/2006 5:02:38 PM
Christians are excellent at coming up with cutesty ways to try to explain bullshit. But as cute and polished as it may be, it's still bullshit.
8/1/2006 5:13:11 PM
This calls for the \"All time cutest fundie\" award. This is almost to much fun to mock.
8/1/2006 5:21:20 PM
Can anybody say 'Strawman'? I knew that you could...
8/1/2006 5:39:57 PM
One day my young brother, he looked at me
He asked \"what made life on the earth, in the sea\"
I said \"was the man, living in the sky\"
He looked at me strange, so I asked him \"Why?\"
\"My teacher\" he said \"taught us something strange\"
\"That life took billions of years to arrange\"
\"Your teacher's mistaken, she is a fool\"
\"And must not realize she is Satan's tool\"
\"Those who use science and logic you see\"
\"And clasify all God's creatures A to Z\"
\"Will one day burn in a place we call Hell\"
\"And if you don't want to wind up there as well\"
\"Burn all those text books, for they are abhoared\"
\"Throw off your questions and believe in the lord\"
See...I can do fundie poetry too.
8/1/2006 5:56:50 PM
A cute, charmingly packaged lie is still a lie. Personally, I find this sort of thing offensive -- presenting, as if it were a self-evident truth even a child can comprehend in a Dr. Seuss-type arrangement, an illogical analogy that has long since been proved worthless. The disingenuousness of this project is far more \"ungodly\" than evolutionary theory could ever be.
8/1/2006 6:12:23 PM
Doesn't science proove that everything that rhymes is true? I read that somewhere.
8/1/2006 6:17:36 PM
A perfect award title: \"Bullshit by any other name...\"
8/1/2006 6:25:04 PM
While it's cute and charming, it's such a completely innacurate representation of evolution. And to put it into a format that presents it as accurate truth, despite the fact that it's not... ah well.
8/1/2006 6:37:43 PM
Yes, let's promote a horrible misunderstanding of evolution as a nice weakling strawman that we can destroy with ease later
Please keep these people away from my son!
8/1/2006 6:38:22 PM
Yet they turn and run when you say \"Well God is pretty complex. Who built God?\"
And yes, complete bullshit.
8/1/2006 7:17:17 PM
I like the All-Time Cutest Fundie award too.
8/1/2006 7:20:32 PM
definitely all time cutest. I want to send this link to everyone I know.
8/1/2006 8:17:53 PM
Golly gee, that's the cutest little piece of poo-poo EVER!
8/1/2006 8:33:16 PM
Case closed!!! Now th' Lord can return! I am convinced! WOW!
Any second now people are going to start floating up into Heaven.
Do you think I will too since I've now accepted Jeh-us into my heart for the past 2 mins. I mean that's all it takes right to make up for a shitty bigoted life right? Just one moment of \"lol my B JC I love you for reals now can you sneak me into Heaven?\"
8/1/2006 9:03:52 PM
Cute... but so, so misinformed. Dr. Seuss must be spinning in his grave.
8/1/2006 9:38:15 PM
Lying to children.
This is why fundies make me so angry.
This is why science education in the U.S. is slipping so far behind other industrialized countries.
They must be stopped before they succeed in regressing us back to the Dark Ages.
8/1/2006 9:50:27 PM
Napoleon the Clown
This kind of stuff is just so annoying...
8/1/2006 9:54:02 PM
Oh! Can I write chapter 2?
Then one day the watch,
Found a little girl watch.
And something something,
'till he found her crotch....
Ok, it still needs work.
How do these dipshits explain the fact that all life can reproduce without the assistance of some cosmic Peter Pan, but no one has ever observed light machinery doing it?
No kid made that cartoon. Add that to the pile of lies.
8/2/2006 12:46:55 AM
Gaaaaaa!!!! Biological organisms are not limited to the properties of inanimate objects!!!!
8/2/2006 1:53:56 AM