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#58252
Incubusion
You're right. We didn't come from fish. We came from another creature that, came from another, so on and so on, until the fish comes along.
Don't try to misrepresent evolution. It makes more sense than some floating old bastard.
8/1/2006 6:40:15 PM
#58256
Mister Spak
\"Americans just aren't gullible enough to believe that they came from a fish,\" \"
I don't know, a lot of Americans have believed the nonsense you're spouting for decades.
8/1/2006 6:48:58 PM
#58274
kkkron
No, they're just gullible enough to believe they came from a handful of dirt.
8/1/2006 7:09:10 PM
#58281
Randola
Creation research.... Now just how does anybody go about doing that?
8/1/2006 7:19:24 PM
#58287
Pigpen
Gullible enough to believe a work of fiction created by a bunch of primitives thousands of years ago though.
8/1/2006 7:26:57 PM
#58292
Dr. Major
Excuse me?
\"My mother is a fish\"
Name the qoute if you're a stud
-hint: This is the only phrase in its chapter.
-Double Hint : Famous american novel!
8/1/2006 7:40:58 PM
#58313
Blurb
*strokes gills*
What?
8/1/2006 8:05:31 PM
#58321
nico
so i guess there must be another reason why we look like fish in the earliest stages of our development.
8/1/2006 8:14:09 PM
#58322
Papabear
kkkron -- Yeah, Fundies are generally offended by any suggestion that they had non-human ancestors, but they are just elated to believe they were made of dirt and breath. Go figure.
8/1/2006 8:15:12 PM
#58327
TDR
I think a lot of people or various nationalities are offended that you think gullibility comes into it.
8/1/2006 8:22:32 PM
#58338
Hadanelith
And you're too gullible to realize that we did come from something resembling a fish.
8/1/2006 8:42:07 PM
#58342
David D.G.
I love this quotation. It's a classic demonstration not only of ignorance, but of PROUD ignorance -- classic hubris.
~David D.G.
8/1/2006 8:47:07 PM
#58345
Fishboy
Is it just me, or does it seem like none of these people have ever read a biology textbook of any kind?
8/1/2006 8:49:45 PM
#58359
niccomm
Hey John, have you ever seen a sperm? Looks pretty fishy to me.
8/1/2006 9:03:11 PM
#58363
CousinTed
It's really easy to make science sound stupid if you leave out huge chunks of information: \"I can't believe there are people who think that Americans came from Mesopotamia!\"
8/1/2006 9:09:30 PM
#58377
Sungrazer
@Dr. Major,
As I Lay Dying. Darl, was it? I believe it even constituted an entire chapter.
Edit: Oops, I spoke before reading your first hint.
8/1/2006 9:28:03 PM
#58378
mishiike
Vardaman.
8/1/2006 9:31:21 PM
#58384
NotMe
In 10,000 years humans will go onto some intergalactic network in fully functional 3d chatrooms (with force feedback for the fundie ones) and make claims about them not coming from Earth but having evolved on their own planet.
8/1/2006 9:40:23 PM
#58399
kkkron
@Randola: You don't need prrof for creation, you just need FAITH IN THE LORD ALMIGHTY HAY-ZOOS!!! PRAISE THE LORD! amen.
8/1/2006 9:56:14 PM
#58402
Napoleon the Clown
And it's people like you that lie about evolution and make it seem like it makes such a claim.
8/1/2006 9:59:08 PM
#58410
Scott
Americans? Not gullible?
I stopped reading right there.
8/1/2006 10:15:15 PM
#58419
ProperJob
John Morris, president of the Institute for Creation Research in San Diego, i.e. the shed in his back garden.
8/1/2006 10:36:41 PM
#58421
Berny
Gullibility doesn't even enter into it. A substantial number of Americans are dumber than a bag of hair, just look at all the ones who voted Bush in the last election.
Fact is, they're too fucking dumb to understand the basic biological concepts behind evolution. Genesis makes sense to them because it reads like a fairy tale.
8/1/2006 10:38:33 PM
#58450
Crosis
All I ask is that these cretins have the courtesy to bash evolution for what it *does* say instead of making shit up. (Okay, that and keep their religion out of science class.) But they can't even do that.
8/1/2006 11:25:15 PM
#58457
whitewater55
Creation Research = oxymoron.
8/1/2006 11:33:42 PM
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