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The constructal theory of global optimization under local constraints explains in a simple manner the shapes that arise in nature.

I will use my own words to explain my speculation.

droom = Main highway of evolution.
joon = Exit out of the main highway of evolution, for a involutionary direction.
aodeen= Droom and joons altoghether, shape and direction of life in time.
gooje = First form of life perfectly unique.
kool = Combination of goojes.
lasco = Population of same gooje.
greu = Massive gooje potential.

An Aodeen according to "constructal theory" will take a shape and form just like any other creative meaning of the nature: A lightning, a Delta's river, blood vessels, the perfect shape of an egg, the cracks of a land without water, a marathon, statistics etc.

Example: A Lightning will start from a certain point in the sky. One main ramification will follow its way further than all the other ramifications. Sometimes this ramification will strike on land.

The very same way Aodeen started from a certain point in time. Droom
followed its way up to humanity leaving behind Joons and creating new Joons.
Goojes took the direction of Droom and Joons. What we find in Droom today is at most all the Goojes when life was created . It's probable to find the same Gooje in different Joons of the past.

Example. The reason why the skin colour and the nose of 50 cent are more "alike" with a gorilla's than G.W.Bush's skin colour and nose compared with a gorilla is because

- kool X1 took The Droom , then exit the Joon to Gorilla
- kool X2 took The Droom , then exit the Joon to Gorilla2
- kool X3 took The Droom , then exit the Joon to Gorilla3
- kool X4 took The Droom , continued the Droom to 50 Cent
- No other kool X took the Droom to G.W. Bush

Humanity is massive carrier of Goje. Even though G.W Bush does not have Kool X , he has Kool Y found in the chimpanzee. 50 Cent doesn't have Kool Y but what makes Humanity so special to be in Droom is the Greu.

alex mtl, EvC Forum 165 Comments [8/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Geek

WTF.

8/2/2006 1:48:57 PM

Wolight

What the fuck?

8/2/2006 1:49:27 PM

MK

Translation into English:

\"Yeah man, me an Gucci got some bad-ass shrooms and killer ganja and all the evo shit just made so much fkin sense...\"

8/2/2006 1:54:10 PM

Nickstr5

Most round about racist?

8/2/2006 1:54:16 PM

Tak, the Hideous New Girl

This one gets the \"Ate Too Many Guatamalan Insanity Peppers\" award.

8/2/2006 1:54:33 PM

Star Cluster

Making up your own words to try and explain something is as much nonsense as it is to try and explain it in your native tongue. The only thing is, this just shows even more what an idiot you are.

8/2/2006 1:55:04 PM

BigDaddyJ

We need some Thorazine stat!

8/2/2006 1:56:16 PM

McCulloch

WTF

8/2/2006 1:56:51 PM

Mister Spak

This sounds like identity christianity
mixed with nation of islam theology
as explained by Dr. Seuss.

8/2/2006 1:58:50 PM

Mr. J.

You have an excess of Kool...Aid...

8/2/2006 2:01:31 PM

xMinionX

Mr. J,

Gaaaaah!!! You beat me to it! :-X

8/2/2006 2:06:02 PM

Ammerz

...

Sorry, WHAT?!

8/2/2006 2:17:37 PM

Rysith

umm...

WTF?

Seriously, I can't even understand what hes trying to say, apart from trying to explain what I think might be something sort of like evolution using made-up words...

8/2/2006 2:19:47 PM

Dr. Major

is this one of those standardized memory tests? Cause I failed.

A lep is a ball!

8/2/2006 2:28:24 PM

David D.G.

Well, that just beswiggles me. I can't grelp what this feahdropf is trying to say.


~David D.G.

8/2/2006 2:34:06 PM

TDR

WTF?

get this guy some really strong coffee and a dictionary. And stay there until he drinks it all and reads the whole damn thing. Oxford EXTENDED, bitch!

8/2/2006 3:08:17 PM

Skywolf

Uh... What?

So speaking absolute gobbledegook is now a valid way of getting across your point (whatever the heck that might be)?

8/2/2006 3:19:34 PM

Papabear

You're an idiot and a pretentious idiot at that. A pretentious, racist idiot.

This brings the Fundie Word Redefinition Project to a new level.

8/2/2006 3:29:29 PM

Hadanelith

I don't quite grok this...

8/2/2006 3:32:44 PM

MK

This one gets the \"Ate Too Many Guatamalan Insanity Peppers\" award


I love it. Great name.

8/2/2006 3:33:32 PM

Tiny Bulcher

Droom? Joon? Aodeen? They sound like monsters of the week on Doctor Who.

8/2/2006 3:34:35 PM

NonHomogenized

What the smurf are you talking about, smurfweed? Did you smurf too many drugs again?

8/2/2006 4:38:26 PM

Anna Ghislaine

WHAT

What the hell is \"the main highway of evolution\"? How do you exit evolution?

Also, George W Bush looks far more chimp-like than any other human I've seen.

8/2/2006 4:39:45 PM

Swordsman

Contender for WTF? award, possibly?

8/2/2006 4:42:12 PM

Strabo

I understood that perectly...

Mind you, I am permenently incarcerated in a mental insitution...

(We _all_ have access to the internet here)

8/2/2006 4:44:04 PM
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