[This is 8th prediction so far]
The UN in Midtown Manhattan will be hit by a sea borne nuclear bomb on 2006Ab8 i.e. on the Jewish Sabbath between Sundown Friday August 4th and Sundown Saturday August 5th, 2006
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One of these days they'll get one right, and hordes of fundies with no grasp of statistics/probability will believe they can really predict events from the Bible Code.
(similar to what happened with Sollog and his correct 911 prediction. - after he'd made thousands of incorrect predictions)
I don't know if TrueBibleCode are just morons, or are cynically exploiting morons. If it's the latter, I applaud them :)
I predict that eventually these lunatics will get it right, because THEY will be the ones to set off the nuclear weapon. After all, doing so would merely be the fulfilling of Biblical prophesy. It's not like it's their idea, and doing what the Good Book tells them to do surely absolves them from all culpability.
Think about the mentality at work here. These are people who dedicate most of their lives to figuring out when millions of innocent people are going to be blown to bits. Their motivation for doing so? They want to see millions of people get blown to bits. All that horror and death is the best of all possible worlds to these sorts of people.
Why am I suddenly reminded of this tidbit from "Life of Brian"? (The scene where there are an avenue of "messiahs" all preaching their own zany apocalypses, including this guy...)
[fstdt=10976] There shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment. At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight O'clock. [/fstdt]
You know what... These BibleCode things actually impress me. No, no... It's not because they can predict. I'm impressed that they can actually get the BibleCode to work and predict bizarre things for them.
Whenever I tried the same thing I end up with nothing. I want to be able to take any text I can find and predict that Elvis will crash land into George W. Bush's forehead.
43 And he said to his attendant/boy [to those under his authority in the church, or those who attend the website, whilst doing a mushroom to the earth]: Go up [Celebrate the passover a second time, the late passover, since he did the mushroom in the sign of Jonah letter of 2006Iyyar1, after the first passover], now/please [)n]. Look in the direction of the sea ['Sea' is genitive here, being the absolute of a construct. The word 'Sea' only appears once in the account, so it means sea, or large river - BDAHCL. Look in the direction of the sea from Midtown where we celebrated the late passover i.e. look eastwards (i.e. to the mid east or far east) for a nuclear bomb striking the UN from the sea or from a great river, presumably the East river on 2006Iyyar21, our first incorrect date for such an event, it being 7 days after the late passover]. So he went up [to the late passover in NYC, at the Edison Hotel 47th street and Broadway] and looked [for said event on 2006Iyyar21, a sabbath, and our first incorrect date for this coming event] and then said: There is nothing at all [There was no terrorist attack on 2006Iyyar21. The attendant said this to Gordon in a church conference call on 2006Iyyar22]. And he went on to say, Go back, 7 times [look 7 more times in the direction of the sea during a festival] (1 Kings 18).
I'd really like to know how they managed to interpet it like that.
Cool, now they changed the dates but forgot to change the year:
The UN in Midtown Manhattan will be hit by a sea borne dirty bomb or nuclear bomb on 2006Tebbeth23 (between Sundown Tuesday January 16th and Wednesday January 17th, 2007)
"We now calculate that somewhere on the East Coast of the USA, between Washington and NYC, possibly at Anapolis or more likely at the UN Tower in Manhattan, will be hit by a sea borne dirty bomb or nuclear bomb on or before Saturday December 22nd, 2007"
It's Christmas Eve, nimrods. Just give it up.
Confused?
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