The only difference that matters between God and Santa Clause is...
God is...
Santa Clause is not...
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God is ...
A sadistic, bloodthirsty tyrant that's said to be responsible for numerous acts of genocide, rape, and the murder of several children by a pack of wild bears.
Santa Claus is ...
An old man that flies around the world on a magic sleigh, giving well-behaved kids free toys.
Neither are real, but which would you have be?
While your sentences are not technically correct, they're acceptable within the loose rules that English follows.
Now please, back up this bold statement. Santa left presents under my Christmas tree when I was a kid. God didn't even answer me. Ever. "But it was your parents that left those presents!!!"
Natural phenomena explain all these supposed "miracles" that have reliable witnesses or some other real evidence.
As long as we're assuming the point in question, everyone owes me all their money just because I say so. And...
God is ... defined as good, wise, just, and strong; but He acts like a spoiled human brat with no morals.
Santa Clause [sic] is not ... even remotely as likely to have a hissy-fit and kill someone.
That's the ONLY DIFFERENCE?!?!
So you're saying God wears a red suit, rides around in a magic sled pulled by reindeer, gives toys to all the good little kids, and then goes home to hump the stuffing out of a chubby grandmotherly wife while a bunch of midgets watch through the keyhole?
"There is a clause that says you fly in hailstorms and a clause that says you fly in snowstorms."
"Is there a clause that says I fly in sandstorms, too?"
"Sorry, kid, there's no sandy clause."
That's the ONLY DIFFERENCE?!?!
So you're saying God wears a red suit, rides around in a magic sled pulled by reindeer, gives toys to all the good little kids, and then goes home to hump the stuffing out of a chubby grandmotherly wife while a bunch of midgets watch through the keyhole?
Yep!
And Santa Claus is immortalized on the roof of the Sisteen chapel, can't talk unless he sets a shrub on fire, demands roasted animal meat on a regular schedule, and is helpless in the face of iron chariots.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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