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[Replying to 'why don't you believe in Krishna?']Because this Krishna isn't real. God said to have no other God's before Him. Has this Krishna proven it's self real to you and performed miricles and healed people?

BurningSon, POD Warrior Forum 22 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Amos

A circle so tight, it's measured in Planck units.

12/28/2006 12:07:35 AM

Doctor Whom

Wow, I've never seen my irony meter do that before.

12/28/2006 12:35:51 AM

retrow

As a former Hindu, I must say, Krishna's revelations were hell of a lot more dramatic and full of sci-fi special effects, replete with Avatars and all that shit. The number of miracles each of the Hindu Gods, not just Krishna, performed got me on a fast track to disbelief. The whole epic of Mahabharat in which this Krishna character has a role, has Krishna doing more miracles than his number of words spoken. Believe me, if there is any competition to Mr.T and Chuck Norris, its Krishna

12/28/2006 12:47:58 AM

Joe

\"has this Krishna proven it's self real to you and performed miracles and healed people?\"

No. But then, neither has your God.

12/28/2006 4:31:10 AM

Kitourahime

Krishna was a man. So was Jeebus. So was Mohammed. So was Zoraster. Get over it.(Seven years of Baha'i has got me thus far. ^^)

5/31/2008 12:27:33 PM

FMG

I will back up the statement... Krishna's miracles are pretty goddamn awesome when compared to Jesus.

1. After stealing butter when his mom ordered him to open his mouth, she could see the entire universe in it...

2. He defeats the snake demon. A monster similar to Orochimaru of Japanese legend.

3. He lifts a hill to protect his village from Indra's Lightning.

4. Cloned himself so he could hit on more women at once.

5. Danced on the head of the naga Kaliya, a terrible monster.

6. Kills an elephant with his bare hands.

7. Stops the sun from setting.

8. Can change his size.

I think Krishna wins because he is awesome... Only Shiva can top him for sheer awesomeness.

5/31/2008 1:54:21 PM

Feminazi

I'm pretty certian "miricles" and "healings" have been done in the name of Krishna.

6/2/2008 4:06:44 AM

Joe Pesci

Bow to me!

11/12/2009 7:33:47 PM

Joe Pesci

Bow to me!

11/12/2009 7:33:56 PM

The Sun

Pesci, you're forgetting your role again -__- They BOW to ME. They PRAY to YOU.

11/20/2009 11:37:27 PM

rocketdesi

Hey, wait a sec. Has Jesus performed miracles in front of you? Has Allah performed miracles in front of you? Has Buddha performed miracles in front of you? Point is, it's one's belief that keeps their belief in a certain god going.

11/28/2009 9:12:35 AM

anti-nonsense

the irony is stunning.

11/28/2009 9:53:14 AM

Brian

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2/21/2010 2:14:50 AM

Kisare

no, but Poseidon has! So there!

4/13/2010 6:31:51 AM

Anon-e-moose

"this Krishna isn't real. God said to have no other God's before Him"

Enjoy your eternity at the Volcano that gives out stale beer, and the Stripper Factory in which the girls there have STDs, BurningSon.

4/13/2010 7:05:47 AM

x

Let's face it, religion is bullshit.

12/22/2010 5:50:44 PM

what???

"I don't believe in your god because my god said not to." And that last statement, people of many different religions have had supernatural experiences of their god and doctrines. So your argument fails.

Edit: And since others have mentioned similar things, and since I'm a Buddhist, I can tell you that the Buddha Shakymuni performed more and more awsome miracles than your god has. Not to mention Buddhism is a hell of a lot more rational than xtianity. And the supernatural feats of Buddhist monks has been documented, such as monks staying in the frigid snow capped peaks of the Himalayas, in nothing but their robe, and maintaining normal body temperature. Or the Reiki practitioners in Japan, who's hands heat up to around 200 degrees when they're performing their arts. So, yeah, my religion kicks your religions ass.

12/22/2010 7:12:34 PM

ddd

"When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours"

1/18/2011 2:19:48 PM

rw23

@what???:

> Or the Reiki practitioners in Japan, who's hands heat up to around 200 degrees when they're performing their arts.

Yeah, right. I'll believe that when I slap a thermal camera on it, and not a moment before. (I'm even giving you the benefit of assuming you mean degrees Fahrenheit.)

1/18/2011 3:27:24 PM

jas43

no and neither has your version of god.
you have mental problems.

1/18/2011 4:24:07 PM

Kuyohashi

According to believing Hindus, yes, yes he has.

Someone, I cant recall who, said it best when he said, "when you understand why you discount the existence of other gods, you will understand why I discount the existence of yours".

2/28/2011 9:43:01 PM

Blarghonius

As much as your god has, at least.

6/22/2011 4:11:50 PM
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