lol...There isn't a evolutionists in the history of the group that hasn't quit a debate with me. I have made fool out of everyone of them, including [...].
And, it do it by quoting different factions of evolutionists that rip the other faction's version of evolution to shreds.
The fossil record matches Creationist model and completely contradicts Darwin.
If you want to debate that point, I'll kick your ass.
It's ridiculous to think the first of all fossilized species appear fully-formed with no history of evolving. It's not possible. Nor is it possible we'd find soft tissue inside dinosaur bones if dinosaurs existed millions of years ago. REAL science on fossilization says that is impossible.
Leftists are deluded and arrogant. That will get you an eternal ticket to hell. So be it.
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There isn't a evolutionists in the history of the group that hasn't quit a debate with me.
Probably because they quickly get tired of playing chess with pigeons. Having an opponent quit a debate in frustration doesn't mean you won.
And, it do it by quoting different factions of evolutionists that rip the other faction's version of evolution to shreds.
Okay, I could easily say the same thing in regards to creationists, probably more so in fact. I don't think any different "factions" of "evolutionists" contradict each other more than YECs vs. old-earth creationists.
Quitting the debate can just mean that it's futile to debate with a fool.
What different factions? It's just the basis for Biology.
The fossil record doesn't match cretinism, at all, and cretinism doesn't have a model, it's just Goddidit. You have to provide the How, before it can become a model.
It was the fossil record that put Darwin, and others, on the track of discovering evolution, dolt.
Yeah, you're going to have to resort to violence, honey, as there isn't a shred of evidence in your favor.
It's cretinism that says that all organisms appeared fully-formed, not the ToE, dolt.
Would you call Pope Francis a "leftist"? He accepts the scientific theory of evolution.
He's probably much further from Hell than you are, kirky.
>There isn't a evolutionists in the history of the group that hasn't quit a debate with me. I have made fool out of everyone of them,
I'm picturing something like this.
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species appear fully-formed with no history of evolving.
This has always bothered me. It's from phrases like 'Around such and such time T-Rex appeared',
or 'Suddenly we find Trilobites everywhere'. I get it; fossils are rare, but I feel it's part
of what confuses fundies, especially since a) They're already convinced Goddidit, b) They think
poofing into existence is not only possible, but only god can do it, and c) they refuse to listen
and learn. The internet is full of entertaining videos that do well in explaining the timelines
of the planet, I watch them all the time, but if you have a head made of Portland cement, and
your day is filled with communing with ghosts and Fox "News", there's little chance of facts
penetrating the barrier.
lol...There isn't a evolutionists in the history of the group that hasn't quit a debate with me. I have made fool out of everyone of them, including [...].
They're not quitting for the reason you think they are.
And, it do it by quoting different factions of evolutionists that rip the other faction's version of evolution to shreds.
Evidence please.
The fossil record matches Creationist model and completely contradicts Darwin.
Wait, it's you guys that say that either your god or your devil put fossils there to test you all. You don't get to say that they now prove your position if you keep changing it for your benefit. You have to go through the same process we do in order to get that right.
If you want to debate that point, I'll kick your ass.
...behind a keyboard where you don't know where I live because I'm a chicken and would totally be humiliated if I tried to debate you in real life.
It's ridiculous to think the first of all fossilized species appear fully-formed with no history of evolving. It's not possible. Nor is it possible we'd find soft tissue inside dinosaur bones if dinosaurs existed millions of years ago. REAL science on fossilization says that is impossible.
Spoken like a creationist who doesn't want to find out about the real world around him.
Leftists are deluded and arrogant.
Damn...I'm out of mirror polish. Can I give you a raincheck on that?
That will get you an eternal ticket to hell.
So was Jesus. I guess the two of us will be drinking the wine together.
So be it.
Hey Kirk, witches and pagans often say that or a variant of that. Are you sure you want to end with "So be it."?
lol...There isn't a evolutionists in the history of the group that hasn't quit a debate with me. I have made fool out of everyone of them, including [...].
"People were baffled at how stupid and obtuse I was and wisely decided that I'm too stupid to live and had better things to do."
And, it do it by quoting different factions of evolutionists that rip the other faction's version of evolution to shreds.
"They actually refuted everything I said and explained away any contradictions. Since debating me is like debating a brick wall....well....see point #1."
The fossil record matches Creationist model and completely contradicts Darwin.
"I also am a sexy underwear model who looks like 1990s Travis Fimmel, has a huge penis, a harem of Twi'leks from planet Ryloth, a multigazillionare, owns a fleet of space shuttles and am besties with Sardo Numspa and Robb Stark."
If you want to debate that point, I'll kick your ass.
"Since I'm incapable of debating out of a paper bag and have the I.Q. of flan custard, I'll resort to fistcuffs and fail at that, too."
If you want to debate that point, I'll kick your ass.
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@Philbert McAdamia:
This has always bothered me.
Me too! I feel the same for phrases like: "pine cones open when they dry, because the wind can blow the seeds further when the ground and the seeds are dry."
It's somewhat correct and easy to explain to laymen but it seems to imply that the tree/cone (or god) has put thought into that mechanism, as opposed to it being a somewhat random mechanism that just happened to work. It is rarely stated that there were probably numerous different mechanisms, that just didn't work, hence the absence of such trees nowadays.
Leftists are deluded and arrogant. That will get you an eternal ticket to hell. So be it
Kitzmiller vs. Dover - which the Romans 13:1-5-based law no less to destroy your entire 'argument' - was decided in favour of the plaintiffs: thus Cre(a)ti(o)nism is unconstitutional, by Judge John E. Jones III.
He is a Conservative Christian.
Personally appointed to the Federal bench by the Conservative Christian George Dumbya Bush. In turn, voted in - twice - by Conservative Christians.
Just. Like . You.
No kinkz(IQ)2.006, you are the deluded and arrogant.
And then he was a right ist in an express elevator to Hell: Going DOWN ! [/"Aliens"]
Romans 13:1-5 says you are, kinkz m'boy.
"The fossil record matches Creationist model and completely contradicts Darwin."
No the fossil record supports millions of years. If there was a flood we would expect fossils to be randomly placed all over the place.
I don't "debate" evolution any more than I would "debate" someone on whether water is wet. Hint: "It's ridiculous" is not an argument, you know. Neither is "lol". Now this isn't advice you'd find on Realabortiondebate, so I thought I'd just pass it on in case you ever want to have a conversation with an adult.
@Kanna
I don't "debate" evolution any more than I would "debate" someone on whether water is wet.
Yes, it's kind of like wasting time debating flat earthers, but if nobody did it, then they'd all claim victory because nobody's challenging their claims. When their claims are challenged, though, it makes them come up with funny and ridiculous ad hoc explanations, like the Great Flood carving the Grand Canyon, or the flat earther's spotlight sun idea. When they have to come up with more and more stupid explanations, it just shows how stupid and ridiculous their beliefs are.
Confused?
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