So much Fake News is being reported. They don’t even try to get it right, or correct it when they are wrong. They promote the Fake Book of a mentally deranged author, who knowingly writes false information. The Mainstream Media is crazed that WE won the election!
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No, you are quite right. Faux News has never even tried to get it right. What they live for is sensation, supporting the rightist buzzwords and lifestyles.
If he's mentally deranged, why did you keep him close for so long?
John Sargent, the chief executive of Macmillan-Holt, informed the publisher’s employees that "as citizens, we must demand that President Trump understand and abide by the First Amendment of our Constitution."
Just like you were crazed when Mr Obama won the election, twice!
What was it you said in 2013, #45, when the government was shut down last time? It's all on the president, right?
Actually you know Donald is right. There is a lot of fake news being reported. I mean the big one is fox. But let us not forget that Drudge Report, Barb Wire, Stormfront, DC Clothesline, and many others. And much like Trump they don't even try to get it right nor correct themselves. The intelligence community is crazed Russia HACKED our election (Sorry for beating the dead horse but I am not letting go of the fact that Russia hacked us and alt righters like Chopurcockuv are fine with it)
Babyhands you've lied virtually every time you've ever made a public statement. The tax overhaul you've been swearing up and down isn't going to benefit the rich benefits the rich almost exclusively at a brutal long term cost to everyone else. Your new healthcare plan you said was in the final stages had barely even begun and had placeholders left in. Your every description of the immigration process is false from beginning to end with claims that range from the misinformed and ignorant like believing chain migration means an immigrant can bring over people of barely existent affiliation with little to no restriction when it covers only their spouses and unmarried adult children, as blatantly false as saying there's no vetting process when vetting can take up to a decade, to the downright absurd and inflammatory as thinking that immigrants are selected by their governments and pawned off out of prisons or are acting as agents of the government to do something undefined yet nefarious which if any respected head of state made such a claim it would be construed as an accusation of wartime espionage or agitation and could potentially spark hostilities. Your own staff has to run behind you issuing corrections and disclaimers as you make up anecdotes off the top of your head to protect themselves from legal action. You retweet false information from white supremacist sites and maintain that information as fact even when presented with information to the contrary from the very intelligence agencies you are somehow, to my unending horror, in charge of. Your "university" is not even a university from a legal standpoint, your staff was not hand-selected as you claimed when advertising it and don't have experience in the field despite claiming they were experts, and the materials provided to the staff flat out admit you're not providing anything of worth even though you're selling the poor saps who sign up the moon. Hell they didn't even get to have their picture taken with you which was promised in the package, just a cardboard cut out. You will lie about the weather to a guy standing in it next to you on national television. You're a pathological liar and by all indications a clinical psychopath. That you have not been taken to task a thousand times over the last year for lying to everyone's faces about things they are often looking right at and can see for themselves that you're full of shit leaves me disturbed and at a complete loss.
Congratulations, Imperator Ginger Nut, that's one expression you've put into the English language. Fake news, alternative facts, to go with that old 40s special the Big Lie.
I wonder if you'll win any more elections?
You didn't win shit, Donald. You were installed with the help of our painfully outdated & useless electoral college system, your abusive boyfriend Vlad & his jiggly man tits, & about 60 millions hateful, low IQ retards. That is it. Now that this shutdown is on you, you're cowering from the bad press. I can only hope that you're pounding Whoppers & thrice fried waffle fries, since that will hustle you into the ground that much faster. When you finally eat it, I will celebrate with rum cocktails & fireworks.
There are a lot (and I do mean A LOT ) of bad things I can say about the orange monster, but I'm going to keep it short.
Donald, we can prove you are a compulsive liar. You keep blatantly contradicting things you yourself said days earlier, let alone years. If you don't want the media to call you out on it, then stop being such a lying asshole.
Also, don't act like you won the election. You lost the popular vote. And you probably would have lost even more if the russians didn't meddle with everything, and if Hillary wasn't the subject of a fruitless reopened investigation in the last period of the election.
Oh, and BTW, I pre-ordered "Fire and Fury". Even if I don't happen to like it, at least the sales will show it vastly more popular than you are.
I usually affiliate to the libertarian party but must admit I can not vote republican. Never could. Turned 18 on Aug 11, 1997 and in that time have not ever voted republican president. Many of my veteran friends have encouraged me always to vote democrat. When I was younger I thought that was odd. I wish I could go back in time and tell younger Eric as to why they ask you to vote D. I'd tell him about Mitch McConnell and the link Dark Phoenix shared. As one of my closest friends in college was a Christian but also a veteran and did not like swearing, I will try to watch my words due to respect and love for my friend and brother
Mitch I know you won't ever read this but you can not claim patriotism after that. You hurt our veterans AND people serving. You owe them huge. Because of you and this act, while only useful in state of Maryland I am voting ALL democrat. Our soldiers deserve the best.
Here is someone who thinks that Brexit 'Is a great idea'...:
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...and Nige FaRAGE.
Someone you're so pally with now disagrees: with himself ; even though he got exactly what he wanted:
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Dismiss this as 'Fake', Donald Fart.
If you can't, Welcome to Planet Reality. And as of late last year - along with your arselickers - you are now realising that even though you 'won', you still lose .
Otherwise, why isn't your approval rating 100%...?!
@ Timjer- If you've been keeping up with the slow motion train wreck that is the WH, Fire & Fury is confirmation of what we already knew- that The Orc & his wranglers are as incompetent as they're made out to be. Considering the sales that book has already, I'd say it's a damn bit more popular than Donnie Dollfingers. I'd say a root canal is more popular, or taking a trig final when you're terrible at math, like I am, than President Evil. I'd rather try to parallel park my car in Times Square than even look at his flabby orange face, & I know I'm not the only one.
So much Fake News is being reported. They don’t even try to get it right, or correct it when they are wrong
...sayeth the one who - nary 48 hours ago - has had to backpedal so hard, he could finally break Team GB's dominance in the Velodrome since Sir Chris Hoy in the 2008 Beijing Olympics.
Will you be using marS components on your backwards bike, Donald Fart? Or more appropriately, 'Would': or 'Wouldn't '?!
Because onamihS and olongapmaC sounds stupid, amirite?!
So much Fake News is being reported. They don’t even try to get it right, or correct it when they are wrong
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You were saying nary 24 hours ago, Donald 'Covfefe' Fart...?!
If all the mainstream news has to do is quote your own words verbatim , I guess this only serves to prove that the only Fake thing here: is you .
It certainly proves one thing the mainstream news are saying nary 24 hours ago: Mueller's got you rattled .
Confused?
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