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Jesus wasnt a jew, bastard. He was an Israelite. Nowhere in the Bible does he say he is a jew therefor he isnt a jew. Your commie dribble here is pathetic.

AryanaAquillia, Black Exodus 39 Comments [8/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Darklord

Mel Gibsons biggest fan award?

8/7/2006 10:13:43 AM

Prager

The twelve tribes of the Israelites (descended from the twelve sons of Jacob) all adopted Judaism. (This Jewish stuff is what the Old Testament is all about.) So, if Jesus was an Israelite, then he was also Jewish. Sorry, AA, but you are wrong again.

8/7/2006 10:14:52 AM

ND

Once again a fundy who has never read a word of the bible. I guess it is kind of hard to read a book when you are busy shoving down someone's throat. His fundy drivel is pathetic.

8/7/2006 10:26:38 AM

Incubusion

I'm sorry... hold on... what? Are you denying the whole \"King of the Jews\" part?

8/7/2006 10:38:28 AM

Amos

Jewish mother? Yes.

JEW!


King of the Jews? Yes.

Pretty God-damned Jewish!

8/7/2006 10:42:53 AM

kkkron

They say 'King of the Jews' was an insult against him.

8/7/2006 11:25:12 AM

NotMe

@kkkron, well technically they were mocking him with it. But not they weren't insulting him by calling him a Jew.

8/7/2006 11:41:00 AM

Tiny Bulcher

Idiot. He was a circumcised Jew. Luke 2:21.

8/7/2006 11:51:08 AM

Coffee

I think technically Jesus was a jew bastard, as Mary wasn't married to Yahweh.

8/7/2006 12:32:30 PM

Star Cluster

It's bad enough when people rewrite history to suit their needs, but to rewrite fantasy is rather pathetic.

8/7/2006 12:50:31 PM

Nicole

Yep, the Bible does in fact say he is a Jew.

\"Nowhere in the Bible does he say he is a jew therefor he isnt a jew\"

So just because something isn't mentioned it's automatically not true?
Worst logic ever.

8/7/2006 1:33:43 PM

Sandman

Nowhere in the Bible does it say that fundies are right, so therefore you aren't.

8/7/2006 2:15:43 PM

Hadanelith

That whole 'King of the Jews' title kinda makes it obvious that he was a Jew. Fucktard.

8/7/2006 2:42:51 PM

Papabear

So wrong, and yet,... uh,... so wrong.

Just because you don't wish some assertion to be true, and even though you may loudly rail against it being true, doesn't make that assertion any less true. It is you, AA, who are pathetic.

8/7/2006 2:53:00 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Well, duh! Of course he was a Jew; that's what Israelites are, you ignorant, racist bitch. Wasn't celebrating Passover the reason why he and the disciples traveled to Jerusalem where he got nailed to the cross?

8/7/2006 3:38:59 PM

honestchristian

The stupidest human on earth award?

8/7/2006 3:52:13 PM

kkkron

@NotMe: 'People like this' say it was an insult against him to call him a Jew.

8/7/2006 4:10:49 PM

SPark2001

\"Your commie dribble here is pathetic.\"

Because you know lots of communists believe in Jesus. Get out of the 1950's, you white trash neo-nazi cunt.

8/7/2006 4:29:35 PM

g-21-lto

Are you really that dense?

I mean, how hard did you have to work to achieve this level of fucktardedness?

8/7/2006 4:33:36 PM

David D.G.

\"Most Informed Critique of His Own Religion\" Award?


~David D.G.

8/7/2006 5:43:21 PM

Chan

A certain kind of logic: Communism involves propaganda, which is a kind of lie; therefore Communists lie; therefore any liar is a Communist. QED.

\"Oh dear,\" says God, \"I hadn't thought of that!\"

8/7/2006 5:49:22 PM

Napoleon the Clown

Nowhere in the Bible does it say Jesus was non-Jewish. Nowhere in the Bible does it say Adam was Aryan, white, or any ethnicity. It doesn't say either way for Jesus or Adam.

Racist.

8/7/2006 6:25:21 PM

ssdexecutor

It's pathetic when I know more about the Bible than a Christian.

8/7/2006 11:13:44 PM

Crosis

YOU! OUT OF THE GENE POOL! AND STAY OUT THIS TIME!

8/8/2006 3:37:27 AM

Ahastar

INRI

It dangles in front of your nose every day. Here's a clue: It is not for decoration.

8/8/2006 7:37:46 PM
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