Jesus wasnt a jew, bastard. He was an Israelite. Nowhere in the Bible does he say he is a jew therefor he isnt a jew. Your commie dribble here is pathetic.
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The twelve tribes of the Israelites (descended from the twelve sons of Jacob) all adopted Judaism. (This Jewish stuff is what the Old Testament is all about.) So, if Jesus was an Israelite, then he was also Jewish. Sorry, AA, but you are wrong again.
So wrong, and yet,... uh,... so wrong.
Just because you don't wish some assertion to be true, and even though you may loudly rail against it being true, doesn't make that assertion any less true. It is you, AA, who are pathetic.
Well, duh! Of course he was a Jew; that's what Israelites are, you ignorant, racist bitch. Wasn't celebrating Passover the reason why he and the disciples traveled to Jerusalem where he got nailed to the cross?
A certain kind of logic: Communism involves propaganda, which is a kind of lie; therefore Communists lie; therefore any liar is a Communist. QED.
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that!"
It's bad enough when people rewrite history to suit their needs, but to rewrite fantasy is rather pathetic.
I would have had Boromir kill Frodo, take the Ring for himself, blast Saruman to smithereens with it, and then get corrupted by the ring into taking Saruman's place. The fight between Boromir and the Ents would have been astounding! He's chop them all down before they could bust open the dam.
>>>Jesus wasnt a jew, bastard. He was an Israelite<<<
Thats the same fucking thing you little shit.
>>>Nowhere in the Bible does he say he is a jew<<<
Where in the bible does it say hes a fucking christian? a Hindu? Black? white? Asian?
>>>Your commie dribble here is pathetic<<<
the 1950's are LONG over, the communists are no longer trying to take over the world, and the Soviet union is long gone.
get the fuck off this planet and the gene pool. you excuse for a multicellular organisim.
So, what was the point of being circumcised and presented in the temple?, and celebrating Passover?, and discussing the word of the Lord with the Pharisees and the people?
John 4:
7 A woman of Samaria came to draw water. Jesus said to her, "Give me a drink."
8 His disciples had gone into the town to buy food.
9 The Samaritan woman said to him, "How can you, a Jew , ask me, a Samaritan woman, for a drink?" (For Jews use nothing in common with Samaritans.)
10 Jesus answered and said to her, "If you knew the gift of God and who is saying to you, 'Give me a drink,' you would have asked him and he would have given you living water."
Yet another dumbass "aryan" promoting their "Jews aren't real Israelites" nonsense.
Actually there is a bit of irony in that the OP may be correct. There is a growing body of evidence that Jesus was only pretending to be a Jew. He may, in fact, have been an emissary of the Cult of Osiris trying to spread Osiris worship in to Canaan. The book 'Jesus the Magician' has more details. Still, OP is a moron.
Let's see:
He was educated at the Temple by the rabbis;
He himself was a rabbi;
He referred to God as "Abba", the ancient Jewish word for "Dad".
Pilate delegated his sentencing to the rabbinical authority- if Jesus wasn't a Jew, he wouldn't have done that, lest he incur a Jewish uprising for killing one of theirs.
Oh yeah, and that Last Supper thing? That was fucking Passover . You know, the Jewish feast celebrating the Jews exodus from Egypt. Yeah. I didn't even look any of that up, it's all stuff I just fucking knew, and I haven't cracked a Bible since Clinton was in office. What's your excuse, mouthbreather?
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