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The HOLY BIBLE COMMANDS us to be holy from niggers, jews, latrinos & other muds, PLUS even fellow Israelites "who walketh disorderly".

That is a COMMAND not a suggestion that WE, not God, JUDGE YOU, right here & now--not there, tomorrow!

johnknight, Black Exodus 33 Comments [8/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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CousinTed

Nobody tell them that Jews are israelites.

8/7/2006 5:23:32 PM

NotMe

What's a \"latrino\"? Is that some sort of colored toilet?

8/7/2006 5:44:40 PM



The Bible commands it? Quotes, please?

8/7/2006 5:54:32 PM

shell

Whatever, Voldemort.

8/7/2006 6:23:06 PM

storme

Whats up with all the hate-speech on fstdt these days? I remember the days when it was just comic quotes from creationists and end-times fanatics. Seeing quotes like this makes it hard for me to believe we're in the 21st Century...

8/7/2006 6:25:56 PM

Napoleon the Clown

Where does it say that?

8/7/2006 6:27:54 PM

Star Cluster

Book and verse please. I want to read that for myself.

8/7/2006 6:53:48 PM

Drakeal

Fine. And I'll judge you, right here & now, with a Judge Sword attack.

8/7/2006 6:56:20 PM

Hadanelith

Now where did I place that Warhammer of Judgement (a +5 Holy, Lawful, Flaming Warhammer of Flaming Burst - 1d8 bludgeoning, 2d6 fire, 1d6 against evil, 1d6 against chaotic, 1d10 bonus fire on a critical. Nasty toy.)?

8/7/2006 7:11:01 PM

whitewater55

Too stupid for words.

8/7/2006 7:55:18 PM

joey444

Mmmmm. Racism.

8/7/2006 8:15:48 PM

whitewater55

Also, there is nothing \"holy\" about the bible.

8/7/2006 10:31:07 PM

Papabear

Can you cite the Bible verse that requires \"us to be holy from niggers, jews, latrinos?\" Yeah, I didn't think so.

8/7/2006 11:17:25 PM

Haywood Jablomy

There needs to be a \"Bigots Say the Darndest Things\" section.

8/7/2006 11:26:39 PM

mad hagar

\"That is a COMMAND not a suggestion that WE, not God, JUDGE YOU, right here & now--not there, tomorrow!\"

Come on! It's Everything!
Right now,
Catch a magic moment, do it
Right here and now
It means everything
Miss the beat, you lose the rhythm,
And nothing falls into place, no
Only missed by a fraction,
Slipped a little off your pace, oh,
The more things you get, the more you want,
Just trade in one for the other,
Workin so hard, to make it easier, whoa,
Got to turn, cmon turn this thing around
Right now, hey
Its your tomorrow
Right now,
Cmon, its everything
Right now,
Catch that magic moment, do it
Right here and now
It means everything
Its enlightened me, right now
What are you waitin for
Oh, yeah, right now
(solo)
Right now, hey
Its your tomorrow
Right now,
Cmon, its everything
Right now,
Catch that magic moment, and do it right,
Right now
Right now, oh, right now
Its whats happening?
Right here and now
Right now
Its right now
Oh,
Tell me, what are you waiting for
Turn this thing around

8/8/2006 12:09:10 AM

Scott

Originally posted by Haywood Jablomy

There needs to be a \"Bigots Say the Darndest Things\" section.


I second that motion.

8/8/2006 2:53:07 AM

Crosis

<<< That is a COMMAND not a suggestion that WE, not God, JUDGE YOU >>>

Then the Bible is internally contradictory. Did not Jesus say, \"Judge not, lest ye be judged?\"

OUT OF THE GENE POOL!

8/8/2006 2:59:04 AM

Libkitten

THE FIRST MAN WAS MADE OF MUD ACCORDING TO YOUR BOOK.

Just... just ugh.

8/8/2006 5:48:35 AM

Prager

The only walking disorder I see around here is you!

8/8/2006 6:51:33 AM

Julian

The true motherfucking, bellyaching, sidesplitting irony here is that the bible does say those things, but it's talking to the Jews and says they shouldn't mix or breed with Gentiles, for they (the Jews) were God's chosen people.

So Take Jew off the list above and add 'dumb whitey' and he's actually got it. (except it wasn't quite so fucking derogatory about it)

8/8/2006 9:20:42 AM

Coffee

How does one \"walketh disorderly\"? Does that happen after too many beers, or after you laughed yourself into hiccups from reading johnknight's incoherent ravings?

8/8/2006 12:54:26 PM

McCulloch

further up the thread:
Originally posted by jacobisrael

The VAST majority of the mental basket cases in the world, the ones who supposedly created it because they NEEDED psychiatry in the first place, are NOT Whites. The vast majority are jews! and jews are NOT Whites--furthermore, jews can NEVER be sovereigns.
And this asshat is an admin on the site!
Originally posted by jacobisrael

We tend to forget or ignore what God COMMANDED us regarding race traitors who have sex with BEASTS, so let's remind them that God was NOT just joking:

And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Leviticus 20:16

Num 25:7-8: \"And when Phinehas, the son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron the priest, saw it, he rose up from among the congregation, and took a javelin in his hand; And he went after the man of Israel into the tent, and thrust both of them through, the man of Israel, and the woman through her belly. So the plague was stayed from the children of Israel.\"

Num 25:10-13: \"And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, Phinehas, the son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron the priest, hath turned my wrath away from the children of Israel, while he was zealous for my sake among them, that I consumed not the children of Israel in my jealousy. Wherefore say, Behold, I give unto him my covenant of peace: And he shall have it, and his seed after him, even the covenant of an everlasting priesthood.\"


8/8/2006 3:01:46 PM

TDR

I'm actually getting nauseous at this point.

8/8/2006 4:08:33 PM

Seth

latrinos?

8/8/2006 10:37:40 PM

Martha P.

Supposedly a pun on \"Latinos.\"

8/9/2006 7:15:48 PM
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