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Sermon 22: God is Not the Author of Confusion

By The Rev. William H. Grimes

1 Corinthians 14:33 For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace, as in all churches of the saints.

So, with all of this mass media these days, we have a problem. Boys who identify themselves as girls are able to ogle at the girls in the girls' shower in high school. Imagine how the movie "Porky's" would've went if this modern wicked sinful gender ideology was around back then. McDonald's is pumping kids full of growth hormones and this is why there's all of this rampant adolescent perversion! Victoria's Secret outlets are all around this nation, and these barely clothed women are there for kids to see! Yet we wonder why these kids these days don't know what's going on!

If it wasn't for adults meddling into the kids' affairs, they would know with absolute certainty whether they are a boy or a girl. It's quite, simple really! They would know that two mommies and two daddies doesn't make sense because it is unnatural! It is as universal as gravity! You throw a ball, and the ball hits the ground! Real, natural science!

Liberals like to claim that they are true believers in science! Yet they believe in pseudoscientific nonsense like Darwinism, Transgenderism, Veganism, Vegetarianism, Homosexuality, Moral Relativism, and Abortion! THESE ARE ALL STRAIGHT FROM THE PIT OF HELL FROM THE WICKED SATAN! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF THE LIVING GOD! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MEN ARE WOMEN, WOMEN ARE MEN, LITTLE BILLY HAS TWO DADDIES, LITTLE CLARISSA HAS TWO MOMMIES, DYKES ARE "NON-BINARY," TAYLOR SWIFT IS A GOOD ROLE MODEL, SOCIALISM LEADS TO PROSPERITY, BERNIE SANDERS IS A GOOD PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, GRABBING WOMEN'S GENITALS IS PRESIDENTIAL BEHAVIOR, COURTSHIP IS RAPE, FEMINAZISM LEADS TO A HEALTHY BIRTH RATE, MEN WEARING MAKEEUP AND LIP GLOSS AND EYE LINER IS MASCULINE, MCDONALD'S IS FOOD, EPISCOPALIANS ARE CHRISTIANS, DRINKING ALCOHOL AND URINATING OUTSIDE IS ADULT BEHAVIOR, VIDEO GAMES LEAD TO INTELLIGENCE, COLLEGE IS A GOOD INVESTMENT, CREDIT CARDS ARE A SMART FINANCIAL TOOL, ET CETERA ET CETERA ET CETERA! WE ARE ALL CONFUSED AS ALL GET OUT AND WE NEED TO GET BACK TO THE HOLY WORD OF GOD TO GET OUT HEADS OUT OF OUR COLLECTIVE POSTERIORS! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET YOUR NOSES OUT OF FIFTY SHADES OF WHATEVER AND BACK INTO THE WORD OF GOD! THIS IS ALL! God's people said AMEN

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