I ordered 1,400 (Chick Tracts) and I carry about 50 at once in my purse, and just leave them in gas station rest room, on the aisles in between products at the grocery store, and at bank drive-throughs in the little thing that holds all the forms.
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Someone should do a poll of church members.
What made you interested in becoming a Christian?:
- family
- friends
- direct revelation from God
- web site
- reading the Bible for myself
- door-to-door evangelists
- mass meeting
- chick tracts
- other (specify)
My bet is that friends and family would rank highest. A few nutballs would claim direct revelation. A few liars would claim reading the Bible for themselves. And all of the others would have virtually no one.
So, WhiteH20Woman, stop trying to find the easy way to obey the "Great Commission" with impersonal, ineffective chick tracts. If you really believe, then take responsibility and preach to your friends (while you still have any) and family (who will either join you or shun you eventually).
Jesus will love you for it. No one else will.
It seems like placing tracts that way is free-loading. After all, they're using someone else's buildings and access to someone else's clients to spread their twaddle. Isn't free-loading a form of stealing, as in "Thou shalt not steal?"
David D.G. -- You can get some pretty good Bible questioning tracts at Dennis McKinsey's BiblicalErrancy site.
Hey, fuckoff with that name, bitch!
I have been whitewater since there was a fucking internet.
Take yer Chick tracts and shove em right up one of your orifices, pronto.
Oh, and have a nice day.
Damn you! The trees! Think of all the wasted trees! One day, you will walk pass a tree, and it will fall on you, deliberately.
No wonder you need soo many, you keep losing them.
Honestly, that is a form of litter, and waste, if you're going to be a douchebag, atleast be brave enough to hand them to people!
It amazes me that these people think anybody else will take those stupid tracts seriously.
But then, they think everyone will take Revelation seriously.
Lord, I've been cleaning up after YOUR steaming piles of bullshit at the museum aquarium?! Fuck you, why'd you have to hide them so well?! I had to take my lunch break to find them all, and I found two more after work! I had to stop the STUPID before it spread!
I found some crap similar to this strewn all over the bathrooms and pharmacy waiting area at one job. I three the lot away. Most businesses have a no solicitation rule, which these stupid things violate, along with being ignorant and hateful.
I found an antigay one on my car once, I was furious when I read it, it was absolutely disgusting.
I have a license plate frame on my truck the reads,
Happiness Is Being Single. I blacked out a few letters, so that it now reads Happiness Is In Sin.
Damn! but you should see the piles of flak I get stuffed under my wipers. Haha.
I'm thinking WhiteH2OWoman means whitewaterwoman suggesting a rapids enthusiast.
I also suggest most these testimonials are generated by Chicks group or Jack himself in the first place. They all have a main suggestion: buy lots and put them everywhere.
The other claim he spreads is "I gave some to my brother(cousin/neighbor/gardener etc) and they're living in Gods graces now".
Heh...Jesus got tortured for his efforts to bring The Word to people.
You won't even make eye contact in his name.
Littering Missionaries, the only thing more pathetic is an anonymous offer of 'thoughts and prayers' to hurt people.
Oh, great! They could be useful in the rest rooms, if they run out of toilet paper...
You have drive-through banks?!? We hardly have banks over here, the type where you have to walk in the door, and almost none of them handle money any more. Sure, this posting is more than ten years ago, so maybe your banks have been disappearing too, since then.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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