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I was there when Peter tried to walk on the water and began to sink. I was there when he denyed Christ and the rooster crowed three times. I was there when Peter, James and John went with Jesus up the mountain. I was there when they multiplyed the little boys lunch to feed all the people.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 68 Comments [8/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Bone_Vulture

Conclusion: JohnR7 is the Messiah. The son of Yahweh reborn, with the brains of a woodpecker.

8/8/2006 12:00:37 PM

Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)

He's got a freaking time machine! Quick! Somebody nick it and change his past!

8/8/2006 12:13:05 PM

kkkron

I was there when you were conceived. I am incredibly ashamed of that fact. I apologise to the world in general.

8/8/2006 12:34:00 PM

Pike

And you'll be there when they strap the straight-jacket on you!

8/8/2006 12:37:45 PM

MD20/20

These are the lines left out of the Rolling Stones song...right?

8/8/2006 12:40:50 PM

NotMe

This is why you should not read the bible during a 24 hour LSD marathon.

8/8/2006 12:43:50 PM

MK

Only three things in life are certain: death, taxes, and Ever-Bigger Whoppers from JohnR7.

8/8/2006 12:49:33 PM

Grey Area

No you were not.

8/8/2006 12:59:15 PM

Star Cluster

Contrary to popular belief on this site, JohnR7 is not a psychopath. He is a psychosuperhighway.

8/8/2006 1:01:22 PM

Prager

John, have you ever thought of doing stand-up comedy? Sometimes you are really funny! Like now, for instance.

8/8/2006 1:22:44 PM

JustinGG

He's finally cracked...

8/8/2006 1:25:22 PM

Sandman

I believe he is speaking metaphorically. While JohnR7 is a nutbag fundie, I have heard others who are quite sane use similar language in a spiritual, not a literal, sense.

If, however, he means that he was personally, physically, there, then yeah, this is pretty wacky.

8/8/2006 1:29:40 PM

Blurb

I thought it was the COCK crowed three times, NOT rooster. Jeez, George Carlin would be pissed.

8/8/2006 1:36:57 PM

Mister Spak

He must be a vampire.

8/8/2006 1:51:36 PM

David D.G.

Star Cluster, I'm so happy I didn't have a mouthful of coffee when I read that response of yours. That's classic!


~David D.G.

8/8/2006 1:57:30 PM

Charlie

Which makes you at least 2000 years old...

8/8/2006 2:21:16 PM

Hadanelith

Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ): quick, someone take it from him before he goes and gives the Crusaders AK-47's!

8/8/2006 2:40:23 PM

Papabear

I was there when JohnIQR7 left the solar system.

8/8/2006 2:48:39 PM

Jade

You were there too? Dude, that was one hell of a party wasn't it?

8/8/2006 3:11:25 PM

honestchristian

Boy, How old are you?

8/8/2006 3:23:42 PM

Dante

Instead of saying something witty, I'll just apologize for the stupidity of God's children.

8/8/2006 3:24:15 PM

TDR

\"Contrary to popular belief on this site, JohnR7 is not a psychopath. He is a psychosuperhighway.\"

that's brilliant. Is it your own or a quote?

8/8/2006 3:36:58 PM

xMinionX

So JohnR7 is the devil.

8/8/2006 3:53:28 PM

Marty McFly

Naaa, he just stole Doc Brown's time machine to go into the past. ;)

8/8/2006 4:16:12 PM

joey444

He was there back when Europe didn't exist.

8/8/2006 4:16:45 PM
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