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[Say, this wouldn't by any chance be the same "sick twisted warmongering Jewish 'god'" that Jesus prayed to and claimed was his father, would it?]

No, you got the wrong deity. Jesus Christ was the greatest opponent of the evil Jewish "god."

Defensor Fidei, FSTDT! Comments 76 Comments [8/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Rysith

Wow. What's with all the denying that Jesus was Jewish all of a sudden? We've got two comments close to each other that claim that.

8/9/2006 2:57:07 AM

Papabear

What a surprise, another conservatard who has never read the Bible.

8/9/2006 3:10:13 AM

Amos

True, but Jesus only opposed the Jewish God in his teenage rebellion phase that you hear little about.

8/9/2006 3:15:04 AM

Scott

Isn't he... trinity... the...

My head just exploded.

8/9/2006 3:21:14 AM

Blurb

My god can beat up your god award?

8/9/2006 3:25:26 AM

Denizen

Very Gnostic of you.

8/9/2006 3:30:00 AM

Star Cluster

So now there are 2 gods they admit to. And where in your Wholly Babble does this piece of enlightment come from? Book, chapter(s), and verse(s), please. I gotta read this for myself.

8/9/2006 3:43:22 AM

Mister Spak

\"My god can beat up your god award?\"

No, its the my god can beat up himself award.

8/9/2006 3:51:03 AM

JohnRaptor

Denizen: I was about to make the EXACT same comment.

8/9/2006 3:58:25 AM

el nico

HAAAHAHAHAHAH, where do they come up with these ideas? i love how fundies can hate jews and yet follow a book largely written by and for jews.

8/9/2006 4:02:16 AM

JustinGG

Wow. What's with all the denying that Jesus was Jewish all of a sudden? We've got two comments close to each other that claim that.


The Mel Gibson effect? Apparently Anti-Semitism is cool again.

8/9/2006 4:02:55 AM

Napoleon the Clown

Care to expand on this? Or is it the only way you can sleep at night? If that's the case, whatever, believe that if you want.

8/9/2006 4:26:04 AM

JustinM

I think this one, by virtue of linking back to a previous FSTDT quote, must have opened up a wormhole or something somewhere.

8/9/2006 4:52:11 AM

Hadanelith

Read Your Own Holy Book Award?

8/9/2006 5:19:56 AM

Jodie A.C

So... Jesus was his father's greatest enemy?

No wonder god had Jesus crucified! Giving his only son for our salvation indeed...

8/9/2006 5:27:18 AM

LibKitten

Wow. Just wow.

8/9/2006 5:39:23 AM

Bum

This actually makes a vague amount if he's Gnostic. =/ Since then the Jewish God would be the imperfect Demiurge and Christ is really the incarnation of truth and knowledge.

Of course, I'm not sure Fidei is Gnostic.

8/9/2006 5:51:32 AM

NotMe

Great going, you just claimed that Jesus prayed to his greatest opponent asking him why he (the \"evil god\") had forsaken him (Jesus).

8/9/2006 7:12:30 AM

Prager

WOW!!! An acknowledgement that the sick twisted psychopathic god of the bible is evil. We are making progress.

8/9/2006 7:22:23 AM

Grey Area

I'm becoming more and more convinced that many of these so-called \"Christian fundamentalists\" are, in fact, nothing of the sort.

What we are seeing here is a completely distinct belief system that borrows familiar labels and memes from Christianity but actually espouses radically different values and tenets.

8/9/2006 9:02:25 AM

kkkron

Based on what I know of the old Testament, I'm gonna have to agree with the 'God is Evil' thing. But now you're saying that Jesus was his father's worst enemy, despite almost constantly praying to him.

Then again, I read somewhere that when Jesus was a teenager he killed one of his classmates. Then he had to resurrect himm again.

8/9/2006 10:09:17 AM

Defensor Fidei

The Jewish \"god\" is Satan, and the Jews are his children.

They answered, and said to him: Abraham is our father. Jesus saith to them: If you be the children of Abraham, do the works of Abraham. But now you seek to kill me, a man who have spoken the truth to you, which I have heard of God. This Abraham did not.

You do the works of your father. They said therefore to him: We are not born of fornication: we have one Father, even God. Jesus therefore said to them: If God were your Father, you would indeed love me. For from God I proceeded, and came; for I came not of myself, but he sent me: Why do you not know my speech? Because you cannot hear my word. You are of your father the devil, and the desires of your father you will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and he stood not in the truth; because truth is not in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father thereof.

(Gospel According to Saint John viii. 39-44)

8/9/2006 1:30:04 PM

David D.G.

God of Abraham (with heavy breathing sounds): \"Jesus, I am your father!\"

Jesus: \"Nooooooooooooooo!\"


~David D.G.

8/9/2006 2:07:15 PM

Wolight

*Sighs* Another day another fundie who thinks he can convert the heathens...

8/9/2006 3:03:52 PM

Defensor Fidei

Who is the fundie and who are the heathens?

8/9/2006 3:30:04 PM
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