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Why did african americans want to be slaves?

okay umm just listen to this. Long ago cain killed his brother (and real brother not the black kind 'brotha') and got cursed him and sent him into the south umm africa. Then years later he mated with monkeys and stuff and then all of them had the curse. So then when europeans came searching the land they sold themselves as slaves so they could try to turn North america and europe into satanic continents.but it backfired.

Timmy Green, Yahoo! Answers 52 Comments [8/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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RDW

\"Why did african americans want to be slaves?\"

[Violent and loud spit take, followed by assorted and very creative profanities.]

8/9/2006 6:46:19 PM

Jesus Klingon

They didn't. Next question.

8/9/2006 6:51:00 PM

honestchristian

\"they mated with monkeys\" so did your Mother.

8/9/2006 6:56:37 PM

David D.G.

I read that first sentence and wondered what the heck could be stupider than that question. Then I read the rest of the post and found out: the answer.


~David D.G.

8/9/2006 7:00:58 PM

Papabear

Never take a history lesson from someone calling himself \"Timmy.\" Sounds like a 6 y/o and his knowledge of history sounds about that good too.

8/9/2006 7:04:56 PM

Star Cluster

Okay, Timmy, play time is over. Best leave the stupid questions for the grownups to answer. You're in over you head here. Now run along, I hear your mommy calling you.

8/9/2006 7:07:25 PM

Bone_Vulture

The text is beyond the \"historical revisionism\" award in pure retardedness.

8/9/2006 7:07:49 PM

Napoleon the Clown

There are people this fucked up but the phrasing make me want to say Poe's Law...

8/9/2006 7:07:51 PM

Wolight

Wait though... Did he just admit evolution is true?

8/9/2006 7:26:25 PM

JustinGG

Timmaaa! (And the Lords of the Underworld)

Is it that Timmy?

8/9/2006 7:37:15 PM

MK

Sounds like a Poe's law post. Some 15 year old punk in mommy's attic typing because he can. It's like how people love to talk just to hear their own voice - some people post shit just to see it on screen and be amused by themselves.

8/9/2006 7:43:19 PM

kkkron

My ass is Timmy 11.

'Umm, excuse me, but ummmmmmm i'm umm 11 and umm my umm friend says all black people are inhuman ummm. um.'

8/9/2006 8:17:39 PM

Jax

wtf...

8/9/2006 9:06:19 PM

Hadanelith

What Jesus Klingon said.

8/9/2006 9:26:40 PM

Alejandro

So monkeys is his answer to the \"So who was Cain's wife?\" chestnut?

8/9/2006 9:38:59 PM

whitewater55

No, dumbfuck, according to your babble, Cain was sent to the land of Nod, no direction was mentioned.
No, Africans did not sell themselves to the Europeans.
No, they did not try to turn Europe and North America into satanic continents.
No, humans did not \"mate with monkeys and stuff\".

A little ditty for you, Timmer,

Jeebus love me, this I know,
Cos some fuckwad told me so,
Little brains are often involved,
Problems often to deep to be solved.

Yes, you're a fucktard
Yes, you're a fucktard
Yes, you're a fucktard
Cos Whitewater told you so!

8/9/2006 9:40:21 PM

Catbert18

oh moses this is egregious

8/9/2006 9:56:18 PM

Khaine

Timmy,
Congradulations!!
You've proven to me that no matter how fucked up an asshat a person can be, there is an even more fucked up asshat waiting in the wings.

8/9/2006 10:23:02 PM

Nicole

Well, that's a new one.

Still wrong, Timmy. Still wrong.

8/9/2006 11:16:48 PM

Dr Rosen

history revisionist award

8/9/2006 11:18:10 PM

Jacob Syne

Now that's the craziest shit I ever read on this site. I'm out. Need a sabbatical from the stupid.

8/9/2006 11:44:35 PM

Scott

THE STUPID! IT BURNS!

And the English language is your friend, if you treat all your friends like that we call you a serial killer.

8/10/2006 12:19:29 AM

Jack Torrance


White man's burden, Lloyd, white man's burden.


8/10/2006 12:39:27 AM

McCulloch

Don't fundies believe that all but eight people died in the flood?

8/10/2006 2:18:32 AM

xMinionX

This should never be anywhere near or associated with a website that uses the word \"Answers\" in their title.

8/10/2006 3:20:48 AM
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