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I used to live on top of a TALL hill (not quite a mountain) and under some bushes near the house, I found some fossilized sea shells and fossilized fish embedded in rock. I'm convinced I had found archealogical evidence of the Great Flood.

greekgal, Christian Forums 17 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Gadren

Oh, of course...with all that \"flash fossilization\" and \"water canopy\" and whatnot.

11/26/2005 5:42:03 AM

Darth Wang

Continental Drift.....

11/26/2005 1:18:28 PM

Kadin

Hehe...people who don't know how mountains work are funny.

12/1/2005 1:56:34 AM

Sierra

Yea, I'm sure this guy just happened to go out to his bush on some hill and find fossilized fish in rock (I wonder how the bush was growing!).

Don't these people have any qualms about lying?

12/1/2005 5:12:46 AM

Adrian

No, you found paleontological and geological evidence of plate techtonics. If there was a flood then those sea shells would have been smashed into a thousand different pieces.

12/24/2006 11:37:16 PM

Sinister Minister

Dumbass. I once lived in in a basin on top of a mesa that was once a sea in the permian era. It wasn't evidence of a Great Flood either.

12/27/2006 12:44:31 AM

Niali

I'm convinced you found a carving of a fish and some seashells a 10-year-old girl scattered on her dog's grave.

12/27/2006 4:58:24 AM



How far from your house would be a body of water were you could find shells?

11/19/2008 12:20:26 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

I used to live on top of a TALL hill (not quite a mountain) and under some bushes near the house

Failure to properly deploy commas can be really hilarious sometimes.

11/19/2008 2:12:08 PM

Canadiest

or you don't know how mountains are formed

11/19/2008 3:51:40 PM

StridentLobster

I think I just heard Neil Shubin having a heart attack.

11/19/2008 5:34:49 PM

Ranger Joe

And then you realized you were just retarded and full of fail?

11/19/2008 6:25:08 PM

CailinBan

Maybe the bush went on fire and told you the evidence was underneath it?

Oh, and FYI, there are sealife fossils in the Sahara Desert! This old earth has shifted around quite a bit you know.


11/19/2008 6:53:47 PM

Quantum Mechanic

You need a dictionary; A brain might help, too.

5/17/2013 7:24:58 AM

anti-nonsense

No you've found evidence of plate tectonics and changes in the water table.

5/17/2013 8:49:30 AM



Pics or it didn't happen. Also, proof that a global flood can leave exactly zero evidence of its existence except for what you found in your backyard.

5/17/2013 3:43:44 PM

commonbloodysense

Geography phd imminent!

12/18/2014 4:28:08 AM
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