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The bible has no contradictions, people are just blinded by Satan.

Jesusbball23, POD Warrior Forum 10 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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David D.G.

You wish -- then they couldn't read.

Sorry, but the contradictions are plainly visible for all to view. The ones who see no contradictions are the ones who choose not to see -- and these are the blindest of all.


~David D.G.

2/8/2006 8:04:47 PM



Pi =/= 3

2/12/2011 1:23:32 AM

Justanotheratheist

So it's Satan who has hidden all the four legged insects. Gotcha.

2/12/2011 1:43:47 AM

Thinking Violet

How many people were at the tomb after Jesus resurrected? And what time of day was it? (Hint: Your 4 gospels can't even agree on that)

2/12/2011 6:26:26 AM

Canadiest

Only Fundies seem to be blinded to the fact there ARE contradictions in the Bible, many Christians and Atheists are aware of these.

Who's Satans toy now? You're the fucks getting possessed or otherwise bothered by demons too.

2/12/2011 9:42:00 AM

Anon-e-moose

"The bible has no contradictions"

Read 'em and weep, Jesusballbag23:

http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/jim_meritt/bible-contradictions.html

Fundies are just blinded by their 'faith'.

I love the smell of annihilated arguments in the morning. Smells like... victory.

2/12/2011 12:25:48 PM

Godbuster

If you were right, there wouldn't be any atheists. Case in point.

EDIT: Where the hell did I come up with Case in point? What does that even mean?

3/4/2011 11:05:48 AM

Swede

So, you've never gotten past Genesis, chapter 1?

3/4/2011 11:10:52 AM

Ebon

Liar.

9/13/2013 5:35:23 AM



Try some of these:

     1. God is satisfied with his works
         Gen 1:31
        God is dissatisfied with his works. 
         Gen 6:6
     2. God dwells in chosen temples
         2 Chron 7:12,16
        God dwells not in temples
         Acts 7:48
     3. God dwells in light
         Tim 6:16
        God dwells in darkness
         1 Kings 8:12/ Ps 18:11/ Ps 97:2
     4. God is seen and heard
         Ex 33:23/ Ex 33:11/ Gen 3:9,10/ Gen 32:30/ Is 6:1/
          Ex 24:9-11
        God is invisible and cannot be heard
         John 1:18/ John 5:37/ Ex 33:20/ 1 Tim 6:16
     5. God is tired and rests
         Ex 31:17
        God is never tired and never rests
         Is 40:28
    
But wait, there's more...

http://www.evilbible.com/Biblical Contradictions.htm

9/13/2013 6:05:01 AM
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