Greet your new masters!
The bible has no contradictions, people are just blinded by Satan.
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[11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
You wish -- then they couldn't read.
Sorry, but the contradictions are plainly visible for all to view. The ones who see no contradictions are the ones who choose not to see -- and these are the blindest of all.
2/8/2006 8:04:47 PM
Pi =/= 3
2/12/2011 1:23:32 AM
So it's Satan who has hidden all the four legged insects. Gotcha.
2/12/2011 1:43:47 AM
How many people were at the tomb after Jesus resurrected? And what time of day was it? (Hint: Your 4 gospels can't even agree on that)
2/12/2011 6:26:26 AM
Only Fundies seem to be blinded to the fact there ARE contradictions in the Bible, many Christians and Atheists are aware of these.
Who's Satans toy now? You're the fucks getting possessed or otherwise bothered by demons too.
2/12/2011 9:42:00 AM
"The bible has no contradictions"
Read 'em and weep, Jesusballbag23:
Fundies are just blinded by their 'faith'.
I love the smell of annihilated arguments in the morning. Smells like... victory.
2/12/2011 12:25:48 PM
If you were right, there wouldn't be any atheists. Case in point.
EDIT: Where the hell did I come up with Case in point? What does that even mean?
3/4/2011 11:05:48 AM
So, you've never gotten past Genesis, chapter 1?
3/4/2011 11:10:52 AM
9/13/2013 5:35:23 AM
Try some of these:
1. God is satisfied with his works
God is dissatisfied with his works.
2. God dwells in chosen temples
2 Chron 7:12,16
God dwells not in temples
3. God dwells in light
God dwells in darkness
1 Kings 8:12/ Ps 18:11/ Ps 97:2
4. God is seen and heard
Ex 33:23/ Ex 33:11/ Gen 3:9,10/ Gen 32:30/ Is 6:1/
God is invisible and cannot be heard
John 1:18/ John 5:37/ Ex 33:20/ 1 Tim 6:16
5. God is tired and rests
God is never tired and never rests
But wait, there's more...
9/13/2013 6:05:01 AM