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If the US were to nuke the alien, terrorist, apartheid, racist, criminal state called "Israel" into a molten poll of glass, as we rightfully and lawfully should--the problem would be solved TOMORROW, wouldn't it?

jacobisrael, Black Exodus 29 Comments [8/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Moses
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Prager

I'm not sure. I think an action like that would have a lot of fallout.

8/17/2006 2:20:56 PM

Timwilkins1@bigpond.com

irony is lost on these people. Racist?
Black kettle this is pot, over...

8/17/2006 2:41:24 PM

Norseman

I'm fairly certain this is sarcastic, right?

8/17/2006 2:41:32 PM

McCulloch

Lawfully?

While I am opposed to any form of theocracy, including Israel, Islamic republics and government sponsored faith based initiatives, this fundie's solution is extreme.

8/17/2006 2:45:53 PM

TDR

yeh, Norseman, I'm pretty sure this same fundy has expressed the opposite opinions about Israel, especially given his username.

8/17/2006 3:25:23 PM

g-21-lto

There's nothing more pathetic than a skinhead, unless it's a skinhead whose screen name is \"jacobisrael\".

8/17/2006 3:25:32 PM

NotMe

I love to see Dutch words (apartheid) integrate into English. Vote Dutch for the new world language!

8/17/2006 3:36:30 PM

Jacob Syne

Perhaps, but to nuke the state you'd have to nuke the people, who are not necessarily terrorists or racists.


LEARN to DISCERN.

8/17/2006 3:48:48 PM

Jed

No, the problem would not be solved: you'd still be here.

8/17/2006 4:20:48 PM

Mister Spak

How about we nuke the alien, terrorist, apartheid, racist, criminal
person called jocobisrael into a poll of molten glass?

Whats a poll of molten glass anyway?
Is that like a pillar of salt?

8/17/2006 4:29:25 PM



Well, THAT problem might be solved.

Of course, such a \"solution\" would create many more, far greater problems. Learn to think beyond the time it takes to push the red button, please.


~David D.G.

8/17/2006 4:30:03 PM

Napoleon the Clown

Nuclear war is the answer to everything...

8/17/2006 4:34:23 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

True, but a bigger problem would arrive the day after, once Russia, Yurp, China etc got over the shock.

8/17/2006 4:46:53 PM

ssdexecutor

Poll of glass?

8/17/2006 6:10:08 PM

Hadanelith

Brute Force: if it isn't working, you aren't using enough.

8/17/2006 7:29:59 PM

Mary Sunshine

And if we were to nuke your sorry ass, the problem would be solved RIGHT NOW.

8/17/2006 9:03:45 PM

Sandman

I think a hell of a lot of Christians would be a tad pissed at the destruction of Jerusalem and Bethlehem. And does this person understand that nuking Israel into a \"molten poll [sic] of glass,\" thus also destroying several of the most holy Muslem sites in the world, would essentially provoke a massive retaliation by a now-unified Islamic world.

Or perhaps all-out, open warfare between the USA and the Islamic world is what this person really wants.

8/17/2006 10:34:15 PM

joey444

Long term, you're still an idiot.

8/17/2006 11:21:41 PM

Crosis

Talk about a cure that's worse than the disease. It *would* eliminate one problem in the Middle East, true - but the problem isn't anywhere near severe enough to justify killing millions of innocent people, and I'm fairly sure there are better solutions even if the problem were that severe.

yeh, Norseman, I'm pretty sure this same fundy has expressed the opposite opinions about Israel, especially given his username.


No, he's been pretty consistent about this, unfortunately.

8/18/2006 2:32:27 AM

ProperJob

It does seem a touch sarcastic to me, but who knows? Sometimes posts are so unbelievably idiotic that we will never know if they are serious or not. This is one of them.

8/18/2006 4:20:54 AM

Redhunter

A resounding NO.

8/18/2006 6:05:39 AM

King Jones

In fairness he does have a point, however that doesn't make it valid.

8/18/2006 9:44:46 AM

The Last Conformist

\"Alien\"? If he means \"foreign\", well, that kinda goes without saying, and if he means \"extraterrestrial\", well, WTF?

8/18/2006 9:45:45 AM

Darth Wang

Of course the energy requirement to melt the surface of an entire country is quite higher than the power of the combined US nuclear arsenal.

8/19/2006 12:48:12 AM

Julian

You know there is a lot to be said for improving the world one bigot at a time by educating them. Mind you, those that still prefer their version after being shown the facts, really need to be chocked to death using their own severed testicles (or breasts)

8/19/2006 12:51:44 AM
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