There are no atheists in hell!
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While he's absolutely correct, because hell isn't real, I doubt this is what he was meaning to say. But for now, I think it's enough for us to think that someone at RR actually said something right for once. It makes me think that there might be at least a little hope for them. Or, at least I can pretend.
That's not a WTF in an FSTDT sense, but for all readers used to RR quotes, it's a pretty big WTF in a whole new way.
Glad it was approved, it gave me a chuckle XD
I know!
This is definately not fundie as they continually know all atheist go to hell. Oh wait,,there's a context this would work in, now that the atheist is in hell he NOW believes and is not an Atheist anymore, just a toastd Heritic
"There are no atheists in hell!"
And why is this? (check one):
[ ] God has had it with you fundies getting on his Holy Tits with your constant prayers, waiting for the (C)Rapture, and general hypocrisy & right-wing dickery, and now he only loves we Atheists, non-fundie Christians/Muslims/*place religion of your choice here *, Gays, Agnostics, Wiccans, Buddhists etc. Therefore only you fundies will be going to Hell (especially you lot on Ruptured Retards). Indeed, we'll be the ones who'll be Raptured instead of you .
[ ] Hell doesn't exist. Thus a heaven doesn't exist. In fact there's no such thing as an 'afterlife'; when you're dead, you're dead. Finito. Goodnight Vienna. Game Over. Ergo, a 'God' doesn't exist. QED.
Choose wisely.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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