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Dungeons and Dragons is a tool of Satan. It's one of his more dorky, socially inept tools though.

Dogplatter, Laststophell.com Forum 60 Comments [8/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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#319462
El Guapo

D&D is alright, but my FAVORITE of Satan's tools is rock and roll!

Satan keeps this tool in his workshop: my idle hands.

My second favorite of Satan's tools are his brake calipers.

10/26/2007 8:56:21 AM

#890153
Tiny Jeebus

Oh yeah, well...n'yeh!

2/9/2009 8:03:07 PM

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G. Fieendish

I wonder how he would react to the Left Behind RPG, which is based on the 3rd Edition AD&D system...?
That is far more terrifing, than anything that Jack Chick ever drew...
But then that's based on the Rapture, that so many loony fundies believe in...

2/11/2009 3:08:26 AM

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Lilith

I call Poe.

2/11/2009 4:19:53 PM

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Tolpuddle Martyr

I hope one day they open a book of CoC, Changeling The Lost, Unknown Armies or Tribe 8. It will melt their tiny fundie brains.

2/11/2009 4:38:30 PM

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Le Rois

@NotMe- Good point :P

1/24/2010 2:12:05 PM

#1101821
rw23

D&D is a tool of Satan? Pah! That would explain why I wrote my own.

1/24/2010 2:43:18 PM

#1101826
Quantum Mechanic

I played D&D on a mainframe for about a minute in 1976. It's stupid.

1/24/2010 3:07:11 PM

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Ebon

I can't decide whether to be offended as a roleplayer or offended as a thinking person. At least we know that our passtime is just a game.

8/13/2012 1:59:42 PM

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Dr.Shrinker

Says some one who hands out Chick tracts.

8/29/2012 12:44:33 PM
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