Here is Satan and his army of fallen angels from the Bottomless Pit. I have been inside the pit and they look pretty much like this, except they are brownish-green.
Oh, this is actually "Mew Two" from Pokemon. Notice the feet is exactly the same. The serpent midriff exactly the same. The tail exactly the same. The dragon type legs exactly the same. The wolf ears exactly the same. The upper body exactly the same. The long arms exactly the same. Our children are watching Satan and the Fallen Angels every Saturday.
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"Here is Satan and his army of fallen angels from the Bottomless Pit. I have been inside the pit and they look pretty much like this, except they are brownish-green."
"Here is Satan and his army of fallen angels from the Bottomless Pit. I have been inside the pit and they look pretty much like this, except they are brownish-green."My Fundiebabble to English translator boiled this down to it's essence:
"I am paranoid and wildly delusional."
"Oh, this is actually "Mew Two" from Pokemon. Notice the feet is exactly the same. The serpent midriff exactly the same. The tail exactly the same. The dragon type legs exactly the same. The wolf ears exactly the same. The upper body exactly the same. The long arms exactly the same. Our children are watching Satan and the Fallen Angels every Saturday."
Again, my translator distilled this for me:
"I am paranoid, wildly delusional and I watch cartoons."
"i LOVED that cartoon when i was a kid. so they're still showing it? cool!"
That charactor doesn't look so satanic to me, whatever satanic means. Most of the images of what christians consider to be satanic comes from other religions anyway. Japanese devils and demons have horns etc. just as most middle eastern ones do. Your bible doesn't say the devil is a red man with a goatee and pitchfork, this was an image concocted later. People see the devil in whatever they want.
@"Papabear"
Again, my translator distilled this for me:
As if watching cartoons is a bad thing. it's a medium, not a message.
That cartoon is high quality - I like the idea that super-powered wild animals roam the seas and countrysides, waiting to be captured and then actually LOVING that their slave masters put them to work in arena combat. Would we be able to bring back bear-baiting if we bred some with tentacles, laser-eyes and telepathy? I always figured it was only offensive to vegetarians, vegans and animal rights activists, but I guess the AUTHOR percieves Satan and his legions everywhere.
That charactor doesn't look so satanic to me, whatever satanic means. Most of the images of what christians consider to be satanic comes from other religions anyway. Japanese devils and demons have horns etc. just as most middle eastern ones do. Your bible doesn't say the devil is a red man with a goatee and pitchfork, this was an image concocted later. People see the devil in whatever they want.
Another thing to consider-
Just as those of us in the west consider eastern religions to be "mysterious," those in the east hold the same view of western religions.
This is why I personally believe that everyone who seriously wishes to discuss religion should take a world religions course from an accredited university.
Shut up, you have never seen a demon anywhere but inside your head, you crazed liar.
Mewtwo is a demon? I would have at least picked one of the fire-type Pokemon for that role, but I guess Satan is craftier than that.
Oh, one quick question regarding this point:"Here is Satan and his army of fallen angels from the Bottomless Pit. I have been inside the pit and they look pretty much like this, except they are brownish-green."
If you have been in the Bottomless Pit, how did you get OUT?
Jeez, Mewtwo isn't half the satanic death machine he once was. It's all about Deoxys now.
Mewtwo: What are you doing in my sanctum, human?
In the pit lies a Demon... a high ranking demon... seven feet tall... SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH ... FAST REFLEXES... FEARSOME WARRIOR... a green and black demon, with skin shining like metal ... and a face ... without eyes or feature! ... that burns as gold as the sun... Satan's right hand demon ... and the name of this demon ... is "117".
:D
I'm surprised no one mentioned Giratina. I think he actually is based on the Christian's idea of Satan (has a serpant like form called the Oirgin Forme, six spikes on the neck, six spikes on the wings, and six legs. and he's the counterpart to Arceus, the god of pokemon). He's way more 'satanic' than Mewtwo.
...god I am such a nerd.
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