You can't sell your soul. You don't own it.
Your body and soul is either owned by Satan or God. The Devil will never buy something he already owns. God has purchased you with the blood of Christ, but you must accept this as the truth in order for the title to transfer. Or something like that.
Things like this are clever fiction and entertainig, but have little basis in truth.
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Okay, then how does the devil buy it -- with Green Stamps?know the part about not owning one's own body is wrong; we have laws about that now. Neither God nor Satan will get this one; they're not my type.
~David D.G.
Things like this are clever fiction and entertainig, but have little basis in truth."
"You can't sell your soul. You don't own it."Well, you're almost right. People don't have souls, therefore you don't own a soul, therefore you can't sell a soul.
"Your body and soul is either owned by Satan or God."
No. See above.
"The Devil will never buy something he already owns."
Satan is an imaginary being.
"God has purchased you with the blood of Christ, but you must accept this as the truth in order for the title to transfer."
God is an imaginary being.
"Or something like that."
Or nothing like that.
"Things like this are clever fiction and entertainig, but have little basis in truth."
Well, your assertions are not very clever or entertaining, but they do have very little basis in truth.
What is the fee on the title transfer? Do I need current tags or are they good forever? Is everyone priced the same or can I claim a lower number in order to get the tax reduced? When god purchases someone is the soul included or is that extra? You've really brought up more questions then answers, or something like that.
Things like this are clever fiction and entertainig, but have little basis in truth.
Wait, this isn't fundie at all! The last line is used to describe what comes before it!then proclaims that this specific "demon rule" is clever fiction, but not true.
(BOOM!) Damn, there goes my irony meter.
@Papabear
You can't sell your soul. You don't own it.
Well, you're almost right. People don't have souls, therefore you don't own a soul, therefore you can't sell a soul.
Things like this are clever fiction and entertainig, but have little basis in truth.
-Spelling error aside, this sounds a bit like Xtianity, eh?
@Papabear
"\"You can't sell your soul. You don't own it.\"
Well, you're almost right. People don't have souls, therefore you don't own a soul, therefore you can't sell a soul."
Your assumption that people don't have souls is also just an opinion, which you coolly state as fact.
Confused?
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