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We need to change some of our laws regarding illegal immigrants.

1. No schooling - children of illegal immigrants should not be allowed into our schools period. Every child should have to show proof of US citizenship before they can enroll in school.

2. No citizenship just because you are born on US soil. If an illegal immigrant has a child in the USA the child should also be considered illegal. Only a child who's parents are legal US citizens should they be granted citizenship.

3. No healthcare for illegals. If an illegal is sick, needs emergency care, or is dying, put them on a bus and drop them over the border. Let Mexico build a hospital on the border to care for them. But illegal immigrants should not ba allowed any medical care whatsoever in America.

4. No transfer of money to Mexico. The US government should prohibit the tranfer of any money to Mexico via electronic or paper transfer. Every Mexican that's exiting the US for Mexico should have their money confiscated at the border. If we cut off their ability to send money back to Mexico the illegals will leave.

5. No water barrels or feeding stations on the border. It should be a federal offense to give food, water, or any other type of aid to illegals. If enough of them die from thirst or hunger it will discourage others from coming. Make the conditions as bleak and harsh as possible. Churches and other non-profits should be required to report illegals just as they're required to report child abusers. If Christians want to help Mexicans, let them set up a ministry in Mexico.

6. Arm the border with the US military. If necessary, plant land mines. Use machine gun towers. Institute a "shoot to kill" policy for anyone trying to sneak across the border. Once a few Mexicans are knocked off the flood of illegals will be reduced to a trickle.

If we don't stop the brown horde from invading our country America will lose it's cultural and religious heritage. God bless the Minutemen who are working to defend our borders!

Gene, WorldMagBlog 45 Comments [8/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Napoleon the Clown

Fuck off on all six counts.

8/26/2006 4:11:22 AM

CousinTed

Why don't we just fuck illegal immigrants up the ass while we're at it?

8/26/2006 4:18:02 AM

Zipperback

I'm pretty sure the multi billion dollar import/export industry will be real happy with item 4.

8/26/2006 4:21:58 AM

g-21-lto

Gene is such a swell guy.

8/26/2006 4:29:10 AM

Jeremy

\"2. No citizenship just because you are born on US soil. If an illegal immigrant has a child in the USA the child should also be considered illegal. Only a child who's parents are legal US citizens should they be granted citizenship.\"

What an idea! Now get your illegal ass off of our soil, Gene.

8/26/2006 4:32:09 AM

ND

This guy really hates mexicans. I hope his daughter elopes with one someday.

8/26/2006 4:35:56 AM

Crosis

1. No schooling - children of illegal immigrants should not be allowed into our schools period. Every child should have to show proof of US citizenship before they can enroll in school.


Public schools, I'm half inclined to agree - they can't expect taxpayers to foot the bill for them (though for poor people who *are* citizens, this is already the case, so I'm not so convinced). But if they can afford a private school, go for it.

2. No citizenship just because you are born on US soil. If an illegal immigrant has a child in the USA the child should also be considered illegal. Only a child who's parents are legal US citizens should they be granted citizenship.


This actually halfway makes sense. Of course, there's the issue that we are *all* descended from immigrants, and I'm not so sure we had legal permission from the natives to be here.

3. No healthcare for illegals. If an illegal is sick, needs emergency care, or is dying, put them on a bus and drop them over the border. Let Mexico build a hospital on the border to care for them. But illegal immigrants should not ba allowed any medical care whatsoever in America.


If I were a doctor, I'd help and then have them deported as soon as they are physically up for the trip. Denying aid to those who need it is rather un-Christian ... I seem to recall a passage where Jesus gets rather annoyed at such people.

5. No water barrels or feeding stations on the border. It should be a federal offense to give food, water, or any other type of aid to illegals. If enough of them die from thirst or hunger it will discourage others from coming. Make the conditions as bleak and harsh as possible. Churches and other non-profits should be required to report illegals just as they're required to report child abusers. If Christians want to help Mexicans, let them set up a ministry in Mexico.


Again with that ever-so-Christian compassion.

6. Arm the border with the US military. If necessary, plant land mines. Use machine gun towers. Institute a \"shoot to kill\" policy for anyone trying to sneak across the border. Once a few Mexicans are knocked off the flood of illegals will be reduced to a trickle.


That does it. YOU! OUT OF THE GENE POOL!

America will lose it's cultural and religious heritage.


You do realize Christianity is about as predominant in Mexico as it is in the US, right?

8/26/2006 4:43:00 AM

awhell

America doesn't have culture.

8/26/2006 5:02:31 AM

Amos

Originally posted by Crosis

You do realize Christianity is about as predominant in Mexico as it is in the US, right?
No, they have Catholicism down there.

8/26/2006 5:10:59 AM

Julian

America will lose it's cultural and religious heritage.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Go splice yourself Gene!

8/26/2006 5:29:04 AM

Luis

Amos, Catholicism is a Christian religion. The main figure is still Jesus Christ (of course, with the Father and the Holy Spirit), the saints and virgin and whatnot are just added flavor.

Still, all catholics all christians, while not all christians are catholics.

8/26/2006 7:32:48 AM

jellybean

a good fine example of christian tolerance, love and charity.

Not

8/26/2006 8:07:06 AM

Winston Jen

\"Bigot of the Month\"?

8/26/2006 8:53:49 AM

AWP

What is fundie about this?

8/26/2006 9:10:59 AM

Winston Jen

It's fundie because it's exceedingly bigoted and intolerant.

He wants a \"White America\" policy put into place.

8/26/2006 9:13:01 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Damnit, Tempus, I can't post my favourite bit of poetry now you've beaten me to the punchline!

8/26/2006 10:03:04 AM

Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)

America...? What cultural and religious heritage?

8/26/2006 10:15:25 AM

Adrian

Gene, go fuck yourself with a handgrenade. A spiked handgrenade...

8/26/2006 10:59:47 AM

Hadanelith

Adrian: a thermite hand grenade.

8/26/2006 2:09:47 PM

JustinGG

Amos, Catholicism is a Christian religion. The main figure is still
Jesus Christ (of course, with the Father and the Holy Spirit), the saints and virgin and whatnot are just added flavor.


Do you think Gene recognizes Catholicism as a Christian religion?

8/26/2006 2:18:24 PM

Yama the Space Fish

Amos, Catholicism is a Christian religion. The main figure is still Jesus Christ (of course, with the Father and the Holy Spirit), the saints and virgin and whatnot are just added flavor.

Ever seen their posts?

8/26/2006 3:24:24 PM

NKF

Look, there is no way that an illegal avoids paying any tax other than an income tax. What supports most public schools? Property taxes. Illegals who rent out a place, under the legal radar, still pay property taxes through their rent. They want to buy anything? Sales tax.

Although illegal immigrants may not contribute as much to taxes as many American citizens, consider that the wealthiest American's contribute most to this nation's taxes and it's not like we are giving the poor a set number of school days or hospital days because of their lower contribution. Clearly, this is not about contribution this is about bigotry and chauvinism.

8/26/2006 3:34:20 PM

Will

I was kind of with him up to #3. I'm only a 3rd generation American myself. I support imigrants but not aliens. Still his hatred makes him a fundie

8/26/2006 4:00:11 PM

moog

\"America will lose it's cultural and religious heritage.\" And wouldn't that be a shame!

I was surprised to not see:

7. No oxygen for illegals. If they want to breath, let them bring their own air. Breathing OUR air is stealing, and anyone caught breathing our air should be tortured to death - slowly - even if they are children.

8/26/2006 4:29:37 PM

Amos

Luis

I suppose impressions do make for confusing criticism of fundyness... Sorry about that.

8/26/2006 4:41:54 PM
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