Today’s Laugh 2-19-19
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Transcript:
Tree#1: If there’s a Green New Deal, why are we dead?
Tree #2: They did away with the CO2 we breathe.
Tree #3: And fossil fuels. That leaves us.
Tree #2: Careful, Clyde. Humans are the only food left.
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@2184866 On a scale of 1-10? Oh, I'd say about 100,000,000,000,000, but that's just approximate.
This is the "CO2 is plant food therefore more is not only fine but good " argument turned on it's head taken to absurd heights as only Mick could. The lack of critical thinking skills and level of arrogance of ignorance required to pull this off is pretty damn impressive.
"Water is plant food. People who think higher levels of water are a problem obviously want to turn this area into a desert to solve the non-existent-Jesus-would-never-let-this-happen hoax " also Mick, probably
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Question:
Was it Obama who left the Paris Agreement, Dick Willy...?!
After all: Honda has said they're leaving Swindon because people are using electric cars more & more.
Which major automotive company created autonomous cars - 'Pods' - now in use in Milton Keynes here in Britain: electric ?
General Motors.
When even they know what's up, therefore...!
YOU FAIL SCIENCE FOREVER!
Also; TREES EATING PEOPLE IS THE BIGGEST NON-SEQUITUR I'VE EVER HEARD!
Finally; This has as much to do with "Faith & Religion" as Oscar the Grouch or a pair of old legwarmers!
Okay Mick, I'll go with you for a bit here. Let's say C02 is just plant food. More of it has to be fine, right?
NO. You ever seen Seven? Familiar with gluttony? If someone shoves food down your gullet with literal industrial strength, one of three things will happen.
Either A, you'll choke on the food and die;B, eat too much and die of any number of health problems; or C, and this the key one here, you won't be able to eat it all. You'll have leftovers.
Poisonous C02 leftovers, Mick.
Weird how farting cows are on everybody's lips when downplaying the human contribution to climate change but then suddenly they're completely forgotten when somebody actually tries to make the completely demented argument of "without pollution, what will trees breathe?" when it comes to scaling back on the man-made emissions as though trees only started existing after the industrial revolution or something.
Also if I'm reading this "comic" right Mick thinks that if fossil fuels get phased out we'll go back to burning wood as fuel rather than expanding renewable energy which runs into a logical stumbling block or two.
@ Insult to Rocks
Salt's a good example, too. Human beings need some salt to survive, too much is extremely unhealthy, way too much is immediately fatal. Same goes for water. And salt water's an example of having two things you need but in such a form as it's no good to you because one is mitigating the other.
If they're dead trees, why are they telepathically communicating with each other? What, are they in "tree hell" or something? Are they "ghost trees"? And why do they care about food at this point, anyway?
I guess I should know by now, I shouldn't expect these to make any sense.
@Kanna
Very true. I've seen how Mick seems to think Christianity = right-wing, and left-wing = Satanism/communism/globalism/etc, etc.
So, we're adding "trees" to the Big List of Shit Mick Can't Draw?
What the fuck is this supposed to mean, anyway?
hat "sky" looks like dense pollution, so if I read this right:
Too much coal burning killed all the trees and plants, the few people to survive have to use dead trees for fuel. So we should stop burning coal.
Am I right?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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