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[on the Bible] But it IS inspired by God, or it wouldn't be called the Word of God.

KennethhDCollins, Bibleforums.org 32 Comments [8/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh

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Apparently people can't lie.

8/27/2006 3:25:39 PM


Well you can't beat logic like that.

8/27/2006 3:40:36 PM


This is along the same lines as the guy a few months ago (or last month?) who stated that you can't lie about history.

Oh, the schools: how are so many slipping through the cracks?

8/27/2006 3:42:21 PM


Well now, that IS deep thinking. I guess dogwood trees must really be made of wooden dogs. Tortoiseshell cats must really have a tortoise shell.

8/27/2006 3:46:44 PM


Gad, such impeccable reasoning. Clearly we are dealing with a superior intellect.

8/27/2006 4:06:06 PM


So does virtually every other sacred text in existence. What makes yours so special?

8/27/2006 4:20:09 PM

David D.G.

Say, Ken, do you know P.T. Barnum? He certainly knew you!

~David D.G.

8/27/2006 4:23:44 PM


Circular logic is not actually logic. Occasionally my wife calls me \"Big Poppa Smurf,\" but that doesn't make me blue and tiny...

8/27/2006 4:29:50 PM

Mary Sunshine

But The Life of Brian is inspired by Brien, or it wouldn't be called The Life of Brian. I've asked myself whatever happened to that dude. Can you imagine if it had been the other way around?

Wow...If we could turn back time...

8/27/2006 4:51:36 PM

Mister Spak

Another example of verbal voodoo. It's called the word of god,
so it must be the word of god.

8/27/2006 4:52:09 PM

Lord Zeruel

That's it. I'm convinced. And David Koresh was indeed Jesus Christ or else he wouldn't have said so.

8/27/2006 5:09:07 PM

Napoleon the Clown

I am the Prohphet of God, and God says shut the fuck up.

8/27/2006 6:49:10 PM


ProperJob: \"So does virtually every other sacred text in existence. What makes yours so special?\"

Actually, I have a feeling some of the better sacred texts don't claim to be divinely inspired words of god, just ideas some bloke wrote down and people liked and decided to follow.

8/27/2006 6:53:14 PM


And they wouldnt call it the word of God if it wasnt inspired by God.

Perfect sound logic

8/27/2006 8:52:55 PM


And they wouldnt call it the word of God if it wasnt inspired by God.

Perfect sound logic

8/27/2006 8:52:56 PM


I almost feel bad about mocking someone that stupid, but, I'll try:

Mr Collins, I've expelled snot that has demonstrated more logic than you.

Ken's only excuse for such a remark would be that he was less than two years old, or alternatively, one day away from dying of dementia.

8/27/2006 9:40:51 PM


And baby oil is made from babies.

8/27/2006 10:19:25 PM


Circular argument of the Month!

8/28/2006 1:30:09 AM


Ken, I have a property in Sydney called \"The Sydney Opera House\", which is going cheap if you are interested. Take my word for it.


8/28/2006 1:54:52 AM


It has to be square, otherwise they wouldn't call it Madison Square Garden. It has to be round, otherwise they wouldn't call it a boxing ring. Of course we have to work that day, it's called \"Labor Day\". Of course it's considered 'working' that's why they call it a blow-job.

I can do this all day long kennyboy. Wanna rethink that? Or didn't you think to begin with?

8/28/2006 6:00:19 AM


And they wouldn't have called Hogwarts, a School of Magic unless they really taught magic there!

8/28/2006 7:22:26 AM


If it was WRITTEN by God, it would be \"The Words Of God\"!

If it is just INSPIRED by God, it is nothing but a poorly ghostwritten biography!!

So which choise is it??

8/28/2006 10:57:29 AM



8/28/2006 2:29:59 PM


Our dog will eat the cat's puke. There's a connection here, I think.

8/28/2006 3:38:03 PM


And therefore, the Gospel of the FSM is inspired by the FSM, or it wouldn't be called the Gospel of the FSM!

8/28/2006 4:30:43 PM
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