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Another way the Devil can gain popularity is working in the realm of law enforcement. It is well-documented that mediums do help with finding crime victims. How appropriate that the devil would know where and how filthy and deadly sins were committed. I'm sure he keeps a chronicle of the deadly sins, over which he holds sway. He also must feel like the victotr as his sinful cohabits are accepted in the law enforcement of today. In that he receives credibility.

Betty F. Qualls, The Curse of the Image: A Handbook for the Tribulation 20 Comments [8/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Hadanelith

...Jiggaboo?

(no I'm not using this as a racist comment, like it was on the boards. I just think that that word sounds funny, and if one simply accepts it as a nonsense word, it is a perfect responce to this post.)

8/28/2006 2:47:53 AM

Napoleon the Clown

Whatever you say Betty...

Where's the Trading Spouses pic?

8/28/2006 3:16:42 AM

Libkitten

Men commit crime and produce evil, and men alone. There is no shadowy evil figure inspiring it all.

8/28/2006 3:27:45 AM

David D.G.

If Satan were real, I'm sure he could give the mediums information that would be better than what these frauds and crackpots actually come up with. It is usually so vague and generalized that half of it could match up with nearly anything, and does -- and then folks tend to just ignore the other half that was more specific and wasn't even close. From what I've read, so-called psychics have never led to ANY victims being found; they just take credit for random matches of spewed details after a find is made.


~David D.G.

8/28/2006 3:34:41 AM

Redhunter

\"Another way the Devil can gain popularity is working in the realm of law enforcement\"

What? Is she working public relations for satan now? Doing a little spin control to keep his name out of the papers when his popularity is low?

How strange that some fundies seem to have as big of a hard-on for the devil as they do for god. It's like the crush of a junior high schooler. \"I wonder what he's doing now? Maybe he's planning on being a cop someday. That would be dreamy...\"

8/28/2006 5:53:59 AM

Julian

Senior Sargeant Beelzebub respectfully reminds you that you're way overdue for your latest psychological check-up and in violation of your probation as such.

8/28/2006 7:05:12 AM

NotMe

The only reason why the devil has a bad name is because God had a better PR department.

I'm willing to bet that if you place the evil deeds of god and the evil deeds of the devil in a list, God's list will be much longer. Oh, and we are not counting the diseases because we can cure them with a pill (injection or some other modern medicine), and the devil can't be beaten by anyone but God according to the bible.

8/28/2006 8:52:31 AM

Gargoyle

It is well documented that \"mediums\" DO NOT help in police investigations, quite the opposite!
And it is also well documented that concepts like \"God\", \"Satan\" and \"Sin\" is symbolic constructions only existing in the minds of people with low understanding of logic!

There... Get it? No? Precisely :/

8/28/2006 10:45:42 AM

moog

some people just never left the Dark Ages, did they.

8/28/2006 11:20:35 AM

Luffy

...Minority Report?

8/28/2006 12:04:37 PM

Crosis

It is well-documented that mediums do help with finding crime victims.


It's actually quite well documented that mediums who try to help are almost invariably wrong. And when they are right, it's rare enough that the explanation of \"dumb luck\" is sufficient.

8/28/2006 12:19:08 PM

Papabear

\"Another way the Devil can gain popularity is working in the realm of law enforcement. It is well-documented that mediums do help with finding crime victims.\"

Actually it is well-documented that police, when at their wits end in trying to solve a case, sometimes, rarely, have resorted to asling aid from psychics. In most of these cases the psychics provide no useful information. The few times that they do help get publicized way out of proportion. Stop watching so much \"Medium.\"


\"How appropriate that the devil would know where and how filthy and deadly sins were committed.\"

So, you are saying that your good and loving, omnipotent, omniscient \"God\" doesn't know? I mean, after all, he is the one who let those \"filthy and deadly\" acts be committed.


\"I'm sure he keeps a chronicle of the deadly sins, over which he holds sway.

Satan keeps a diary?


\"He also must feel like the victotr as his sinful cohabits are accepted in the law enforcement of today. In that he receives credibility.\"

So, you're saying that the police are Satan's lackeys?

\"Cohabits?\" What the heck is that?

8/28/2006 4:57:20 PM

MK

No, Satan keeps a blog. Satan keeps up with the times, God is still stuck with paper and misprints.

8/28/2006 6:44:54 PM

Abysses

Luitenant, we can't seem to figure out this crime. Lets call the Devil to see if he knows where this scumbag is.

8/29/2006 1:21:10 AM

Teddy DuChamps

I'm sorry, can you repeat that? I can only hear you if you speak in a very high-pitched voice.

8/29/2006 10:19:29 AM

Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)

Well-documented that mediums help finding crime victims? Seriously... where do you live? La La Land?

8/29/2006 10:27:02 AM

Blue

Why would the devil assist in crime solving?

8/30/2006 11:37:07 AM

Maronan

Another way the Devil can gain popularity is working in the realm of law enforcement.


Fundie anarchist?

It is well-documented that mediums do help with finding crime victims.


There is absolutely no evidence that media can help find crime victims or criminals. Every now and then, a medium is hired. Said medium provides vague clues of no value whatsoever. Whenever a police finding fits a vague template, the medium insists that (s)he had specifically predicted that finding all along. It is then publicized and hyped out of control, leading to misleading (by which I mean false) \"evidence\" that media can, indeed, solve crimes.

How appropriate that the devil would know where and how filthy and deadly sins were committed.


Oh, the devil keeps track of sins too? I thought only God worried about that.

I'm sure he keeps a chronicle of the deadly sins, over which he holds sway.


Ooh! Satan has a blog? Where can I read it?

He also must feel like the victotr as his sinful cohabits are accepted in the law enforcement of today. In that he receives credibility.


OK, what are you trying to say here? That cops are demons? That they allow demons to join if they pass the tests? Please speak English. (O español; necesito practicar más.)

9/10/2006 5:14:47 AM

ericm6

Im sure the devil spends all his time going over every little thing you have ever done...

5/29/2009 2:59:46 PM



I thought for a minute I was reading a transcript of the Salem Witch Trials.

5/29/2009 9:25:34 PM
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