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studys have shown that the amount of evidence for evolution is barly enough to fill a ragular sized table. while the bible having creationism actually matches up with history from the exedus of egypt to the great flood it took 40 people the span of 1500 years to write the bible and has proven accuracy all you people dotn want to believe becuase you know that you are wrong and if you think you came from some hairy ape that gave birth to you then well wait i know you came from some hairy ape but im know for sure i didnt plus how is it that from no where that we just "evovlved" from a an ape sccientist have answered their own ?'s by watching ape it has never been proven that watching a ape grow that it becomes any more of a human then evolution has stopped if really tjhought about whered you come from your mother whered she come from her mother and whered did she come from her mother i can go onall day about this but the real ignorant one is you because you are ytoo afraid to believe that no one came from monkeys!!!!!!!

GET ON A BIKE AND RIDE!!!, Myspace 60 Comments [8/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: clemsecon
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Nostromo

On the good side: no capslock.
On the bad side: no capitals, nonexistent spelling and scattershot punctuation. Argument worth shite, and expressed accordingly. I stopped trying to understand about halfway through.

Welcome to Fundiestan!

8/29/2006 10:16:40 PM

DoctorX

Longest sentence ever, and yet it has no content

8/29/2006 10:29:06 PM

Irene

For the love of your God, learn to punctuate!

(Not going to comment on the content because I refuse to do that to my brain.)

Irene

8/29/2006 10:30:22 PM

whitewater55

Which studies would those be, shitforbrains?
Watch what you say about my anscestors, dickweed!
Better still, learn how to read and write a legible sentence and paragraph, then seek psychiatric assistance.

8/29/2006 10:31:42 PM

Onyx

Is evolution REALLY that hard to understand?

8/29/2006 10:35:02 PM

Ens

Well, in the sense that modern hard drive technology can store vast amounts of information in a very small area with a very small weight; yes.

8/29/2006 10:48:00 PM

Napoleon the Clown

Not very articulate, are we?

8/29/2006 10:52:32 PM

David D.G.

UGH. Gadzooks, that was painful to read. My eyes are still watering.

I won't even get started on this poster's ignorance of science; his/her ignorance of English is so extreme that any communication on a technical topic would be doomed to failure from the outset.

I have just one piece of advice for GET ON A BIKE AND RIDE!, and that is GET IN A BOOK AND READ!


~David D.G.

8/29/2006 10:55:54 PM

Angel Kaida

It hurts to read it... :( I can't get any further.

8/29/2006 11:03:43 PM

Libkitten

Yawn. Really.

8/29/2006 11:08:42 PM

Star Cluster

Well I'm pretty fucking sure my ape ancestors could construct a sentence and communicate better than you can with the brain your god gave you.

8/29/2006 11:32:58 PM

JadedRevenge

\"studies have shown\"
Yeh, i'm going to call your bluff and ask what studies.
Anyway, this guys undestanding is nill, the animal isn't meant to change in front of your eyes.

8/29/2006 11:45:37 PM

Uh\\, Just some guy....Ruler of Omicron Persei 8

I've never seen the word \"ragular\" before, but its definition must be something like \"inconceivably large\"

8/29/2006 11:59:09 PM

Nekhbet

Do people have to take an anti- grammar pledge to get on to Myspace?

8/30/2006 12:00:11 AM

Papabear

\"studys have shown that the amount of evidence for evolution is barly enough to fill a ragular sized table.\"

Which studies are those, again? You and your youth pastor thumbing through a Bible doesn't count as a study, you know.


\"while the bible having creationism actually matches up with history\"

No, the Bible accounts bear very, very little resemblance to actually history. Modern archeology has shown that there was not any Egyptian captivity, exodus, parting of the Red Sea or 40 years of wandering in the wildernes, etc..


\"from the exedus of egypt to the great flood it took 40 people the span of 1500 years to write the bible\"

Your chronology is seriously messed up. In the Bible, that is, not in fact, the Exodus happens AFTER the Flood.


\"and has proven accuracy\"

Since accuracy is simply a measure of how accurate something is, yes, that is true. The Bible does have proven accuracy. It has proven itself to be almost entirely inaccurate.


\"all you people dotn want to believe becuase you know that you are wrong\"

Why would I turn down eternal paradise in heaven if I knew it was true? Why would I accept responsibility for my misdeeds if I thought Satan was to blame and that Jesus had absolved me?


\"and if you think you came from some hairy ape that gave birth to you then well\"

No, I knew my mother, and she was not an ape nor particularly hairy.


\"wait i know you came from some hairy ape but im know for sure i didnt>

All life on earth shares a common ancestry. Aside from other humans, our closet living relatives are the great apes. That does not mean we were born of an ape, just that way, way back humans and apes diverged from a common species.


\"plus how is it that from no where that we just \"evovlved\" from a an ape\"

See above.


\"sccientist have answered their own ?'s by watching ape it has never been proven that watching a ape grow that it becomes any more of a human\"

Those of us who CAN read and have bothered to read about the ToE before criticizing it, understand that evolution doesn't achieve such major changes (the divergence of apes and humans) in such short timespans. Major changes like that require a huge number of generations.


\"then evolution has stopped\"

Huh? It is true that modern society has greatly lessened natural selection in the human species.


\"if really tjhought about whered you come from your mother whered she come from her mother and whered did she come from her mother i can go onall day about this but the real ignorant one is you because you are ytoo afraid to believe that no one came from monkeys!!!!!!!\"

Don't be ridiculous, I don't believe we came from monkeys, I believe we share an common ancestry with apes, monkeys and all other life on earth.

Try this next time: Read up on a subject first, pontificate on it later.

8/30/2006 12:40:22 AM

Mister Spak

\" . . .evidence for evolution is barly enough to fill a ragular sized table.\"

Are we talking about the development of making beer on your kitchen table?

8/30/2006 2:30:00 AM

CousinTed

What is wrong with this:
-No caps
-No punctuation
-The Exodus happened after the flood
-Evidence shows that the Exodus never actually happened
-No evidence for a global flood
-Horrible misinterpretation of how evolution works
-Humans didn't evolve from modern apes
-Quotes a Queen song
-Misquotes said Queen song.

8/30/2006 3:37:39 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Make it stop!

8/30/2006 7:41:13 AM

Redhunter

Dear King of the Run-on Sentence:

\"The amount of evidence for evolution is barly enough to fill a ragular sized table. while the bible...etc\"

Have you ever seen how big the bible is? Sure wouldn't cover a table, 'ragular' or not.

I know your mother as well and believe me, she likes the monkey meat.

8/30/2006 7:51:05 AM

Darth Wang

I propose Wang's Law: Any post beginning with the phrase 'studies have shown' is guaranteed to be 100% bullshit.

8/30/2006 10:17:15 AM

Blue

I stopped at the first sentence where he/she talks about information filling up a physical space.

8/30/2006 10:51:48 AM

NotMe

tjhought about whered you come from your mother whered she come from her mother and whered did she come


I just read a really nice quote.

Saying that evolution can't be proven because it happened in the past, is like saying that a detective can't solve a crime because he arrived at the scene after it happened.

8/30/2006 12:28:27 PM

Gargoyle

Considering that the evidence for God are less than could fill a needlepoint, I would not congratulate myself too much if I were you...

8/30/2006 12:44:59 PM

Luffy

GET ON A BIKE AND RIDE!!!

8/30/2006 12:45:02 PM

Prager

Always remember this simple fact: punctuation is your friend.

8/30/2006 1:39:27 PM
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