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According to the evidence, PhD is short for:


And I believe the "P" and the "D" are capitalized because they are superior forms of evil. The "h" being small case, and even according to your 'evidence', though it is neccessary it is not as important as the "P" and the "D".

Mr. Coulter, God or Science 58 Comments [8/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 12
Submitted By: catbert836
WTF?! || meh

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No, PhD stands for doctor of philosophy. Sorry, asshole.

8/29/2006 10:12:12 PM


Mr. must stand for Magnificent Retard.

8/29/2006 10:15:02 PM


If we're taking low blows like that, god stands for...


8/29/2006 10:19:21 PM


Show the evidence.

I didn't think so...

8/29/2006 10:19:43 PM

Liberty Libertine

Everytime I see this guy's posts, I'm reminded of the bit in Ace Ventura when Jim Carrey talks out of his ass.

8/29/2006 10:36:09 PM


The \"Fundy Acronym Redefinition Project\", though lesser-known, is nevertheless rolling forward.

8/29/2006 10:44:57 PM

David D.G.

Oh, come on, this is pure trolling for a reaction. On the whole, I prefer to not feed the obvious trolls.

~David D.G.

8/29/2006 10:48:44 PM

Napoleon the Clown

I agree with David. This looks to be mere trolling.

8/29/2006 10:53:41 PM


Oh, come on. Now you're just being silly.

8/29/2006 11:01:16 PM

Mary Sunshine

You know, this guy could make a mint as a standup comic.

8/29/2006 11:20:45 PM


As someone who is going to attempt a Ph.D.

hahahahah, I'm smarter than you...

8/29/2006 11:26:57 PM


Wow, he's soo smart..... .... ... .. .

8/29/2006 11:43:55 PM


Aww, Mr. Coulter is teh banned.

8/29/2006 11:44:09 PM


Okay, Mr. Coulter, here's how it goes:

A student studies to get his B.S.
It stands for Bull Shit.

He goes on to write a thesis for his MaS,
which stands for \"More a' the Same\"

Then, he gets his PhD,
which stands for \"Piled Higher and Deeper\"

I still get a chuckle out of that one.

But in Hovind's Case, \"Piled Higher and Deeper\" couldn't be more appropriate.

8/30/2006 12:01:00 AM


Didn't we agree sometime ago not to feed this troll?

8/30/2006 12:04:45 AM



8/30/2006 1:08:41 AM


Wow, nice to know what I spent all that money and time on then.

8/30/2006 1:35:48 AM

Nezu Chiza

So when Kent Hovind claims to have a PhD, it means he's a Pedophile homosexual Deviant?

Even though he doesn't REALLY have one because he got it through a diploma mill, he claims it.

8/30/2006 2:00:12 AM

Mister Spak

Kent will make good use of his PhD in prison.

8/30/2006 2:35:29 AM


No, no, no, PhD means Piled higher and Deeper. :)

8/30/2006 3:28:48 AM


William Dembski is a Professor of Science and Theology at Southern Seminary, and he's also a senior fellow with the Discovery Institute, a creationist organization. He has two Ph.D.s! Does this mean we have to watch our kids around these creationist types?

8/30/2006 3:31:20 AM


Well, you fundies WOULD hate and fear the educated, wouldn't you? They're the worst enemy to your ridiculous dogma.

8/30/2006 12:43:23 PM


Mr. Coulter,
Poor debaters when they have no other option resort to insulting the other side rather than addressing their evidence, facts or reasoning. This is called, in Latin, ad hominem. It is essentially an admission that you are completely full of shit.

8/30/2006 1:38:56 PM


This man has clearly not heart of the Player Hater Degree.

8/30/2006 4:39:16 PM


Everytime I see this guy's posts, I'm reminded of the bit in Ace Ventura when Jim Carrey talks out of his ass.

Jim Carrey's ass is offended.

8/30/2006 7:03:11 PM
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