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According to the evidence, PhD is short for:

P-pedophile
h-homosexual
D-deviant

And I believe the "P" and the "D" are capitalized because they are superior forms of evil. The "h" being small case, and even according to your 'evidence', though it is neccessary it is not as important as the "P" and the "D".

Mr. Coulter, God or Science 58 Comments [8/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: catbert836
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answeris42

No, PhD stands for doctor of philosophy. Sorry, asshole.

8/29/2006 10:12:12 PM

Rockstar

Mr. must stand for Magnificent Retard.

8/29/2006 10:15:02 PM

joey444

If we're taking low blows like that, god stands for...

Gayass
Old
Dickweed

8/29/2006 10:19:21 PM

Nostromo

Show the evidence.


I didn't think so...

8/29/2006 10:19:43 PM

Liberty Libertine

Everytime I see this guy's posts, I'm reminded of the bit in Ace Ventura when Jim Carrey talks out of his ass.

8/29/2006 10:36:09 PM

Ens

The \"Fundy Acronym Redefinition Project\", though lesser-known, is nevertheless rolling forward.

8/29/2006 10:44:57 PM

David D.G.

Oh, come on, this is pure trolling for a reaction. On the whole, I prefer to not feed the obvious trolls.


~David D.G.

8/29/2006 10:48:44 PM

Napoleon the Clown

I agree with David. This looks to be mere trolling.

8/29/2006 10:53:41 PM

Libkitten

Oh, come on. Now you're just being silly.

8/29/2006 11:01:16 PM

Mary Sunshine

You know, this guy could make a mint as a standup comic.

8/29/2006 11:20:45 PM

Dante

As someone who is going to attempt a Ph.D.

hahahahah, I'm smarter than you...

8/29/2006 11:26:57 PM

JadedRevenge

Wow, he's soo smart..... .... ... .. .

8/29/2006 11:43:55 PM

JesusKlingon

Aww, Mr. Coulter is teh banned.

8/29/2006 11:44:09 PM

Rime

Okay, Mr. Coulter, here's how it goes:

A student studies to get his B.S.
It stands for Bull Shit.

He goes on to write a thesis for his MaS,
which stands for \"More a' the Same\"

Then, he gets his PhD,
which stands for \"Piled Higher and Deeper\"

I still get a chuckle out of that one.

But in Hovind's Case, \"Piled Higher and Deeper\" couldn't be more appropriate.

8/30/2006 12:01:00 AM

Papabear

Didn't we agree sometime ago not to feed this troll?

8/30/2006 12:04:45 AM

Sandman

Um.......what?

8/30/2006 1:08:41 AM

Shell

Wow, nice to know what I spent all that money and time on then.

8/30/2006 1:35:48 AM

Nezu Chiza

So when Kent Hovind claims to have a PhD, it means he's a Pedophile homosexual Deviant?

Even though he doesn't REALLY have one because he got it through a diploma mill, he claims it.

8/30/2006 2:00:12 AM

Mister Spak

Kent will make good use of his PhD in prison.

8/30/2006 2:35:29 AM

g-21-lto

No, no, no, PhD means Piled higher and Deeper. :)

8/30/2006 3:28:48 AM

John

William Dembski is a Professor of Science and Theology at Southern Seminary, and he's also a senior fellow with the Discovery Institute, a creationist organization. He has two Ph.D.s! Does this mean we have to watch our kids around these creationist types?

8/30/2006 3:31:20 AM

Luffy

Well, you fundies WOULD hate and fear the educated, wouldn't you? They're the worst enemy to your ridiculous dogma.

8/30/2006 12:43:23 PM

McCulloch

Mr. Coulter,
Poor debaters when they have no other option resort to insulting the other side rather than addressing their evidence, facts or reasoning. This is called, in Latin, ad hominem. It is essentially an admission that you are completely full of shit.

8/30/2006 1:38:56 PM

Wow

This man has clearly not heart of the Player Hater Degree.

8/30/2006 4:39:16 PM

JustinGG

Everytime I see this guy's posts, I'm reminded of the bit in Ace Ventura when Jim Carrey talks out of his ass.


Jim Carrey's ass is offended.

8/30/2006 7:03:11 PM
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